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# I saw this in our local paper


Is it wrong to laugh at such top notch punnery?

(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:31, archived)
# paedu?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# you know like a paedufile, a child moelster
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# It's the new 'adult' version of Pingu.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# pfffft
(I helped save b3ta! Koba http://sexycooladventures.blogspot.com/, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
#
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaUkt59vY1Q
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# I AM THE PAEDO-FINDER GENÉRAL!
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# i loved monkey dust
"by the power invested in me my mawkish ITV documenteries hosted by Martin Bashir I pronouce you a PAEDOPHILE, bang to rights"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:48, archived)
# nothing beats the cottager
he is infact the best character
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# that
was shit
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:49, archived)
# it wasn't the best of them sadly.
the best of has been taken off :(
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:58, archived)
# Thank you for sharing that with us.
You're obviously a reader of "The Sun"
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:32, archived)
# As it happens
If i have to buy a comic I prefer the Mirror, but they're much of a muchness.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Both are pritty shit.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Both are also
pretty funny if you can take them with the required lakebed of salt.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:42, archived)
# nah
the sun hurts my head, it makes me want to go to fleet street with my red pen and an armful of P45s
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:02, archived)
# rofl
great letter on the problems page in saturdays sun..i was reading it in the pub and almost fell off my seat laughing, a woman goes to a family party and cop off with some older woman who turns out to be her long lost mother.
fucking brilliant.
i kept ti, i'm going to stick it in a card for a friend. it was a beautiful story.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# heh
the best local headline i saw was on the "Angling Star", the front page said "FREE Pole Pot" i had to double take it.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# hahaha.
i liked the viz headline a while back

"free prince cd for eddi reader"
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# Derren Brown?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Hahaha.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Has no one covered that news story today?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:39, archived)
# I don't think so.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# 'tis no massive surprise to me
but then I've worked with the bloke.

The Sun's headline: 'I'm a Mind Bender'. Grooooan.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Is that what they put? :D
wonderful
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 20:17, archived)
# wow a dodge nitro!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# FITTED KITCHENS
SALE NOW ON
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:35, archived)
# No, you miss the point!
There's a SALE on kitchens!
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:36, archived)
# like a kitchen boat?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# Possibly....
But if you need a kitchen on your boat, now's the time- there's a sale on!
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
#
*swooshes hand over head*
*simultaneously making zwooosh noise*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:41, archived)
#
For people who REEEEEALLY wish they were American. Wankers.
(I helped save b3ta! Olembe Refuses to write in this space, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:37, archived)
# ^This
A LOT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Was the word peado
already on the paper or was it drawn on
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:47, archived)
# why're you asking me?
paedo*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I dont know
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# No
That's in the photo not written on the paper
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)
# did he go with a pif paf poof?


/so sorry
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I still remember
a dreadful pun on the front page of The Sun when they caught someone suspected of murdering gay men: "Is This the Fairy Liquidator?"
They really have no shame...
(I helped save b3ta! enceladus, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:40, archived)
# good god!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:44, archived)
# hahahha
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:46, archived)
# The telltale sign...
was his lovely soft hands.
(DrSoloMania Got rickrolled by a randomburner...., Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Hahahaha
The only mediocre of respect I have for the Sun is for the unerring ability to come up with pun headlines for ANY story.
(I helped save b3ta! Peregr1n @peregr1n, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Hahahah brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Apr 2008, 19:54, archived)