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# Run with me on this...
This is the county of Dorset, where I live:



My local paper, mindful of the fact that the counties of Devon and their cousin-licking neighbours of Cornwall have their own flags, has launched a competition to find one for Dorset.

What's a man to do? I'm on B3TA every day and it has - sadly - corrupted me into pretending I am twelve years old and sending in an entry knocked up in MS Paint.

I am mostly calling this Hands across the County, and I spent far, far too much time working on it.



Hell: It beckons.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:10, archived)
# hahahaha!!!
*votes*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# Tesco Value Coast of Yemen
/unecessarily harsh but fair :P
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# thats how i like to treat the idiot staff here.
harshly, but fairly.
or at least what i consider to be fair.
*sharpens cleaver*
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# I miss Dorset
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:12, archived)
# I miss that thread that just disappeared...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# I'm going to Dorset for the first May bank holiday
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# oo lovely
I am going to be painting my flat in Slough

fancy a swap?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# mm.............
no!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# all of b3ta should decend upon your flat
and paint it

and hilarity/chaos should ensue
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:41, archived)
# it's your own fault for moving to slough.
(I helped save b3ta! Thor_sonofodin has done things, terrible things on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:44, archived)
# Can we vote for this thing?
I'm beind you all the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# i'll bet you are!
pervert.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# Yes, your point being?
*unzips*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# ARGH!
my eye!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# *skullfucks*
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# AAAIIIEEE!!
careful!
you're nearly reaching my brain!
=)
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# You old romantic you
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# I put a rose behind his ear, what more do you want
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# ouch!!
the thorns!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# a watering can rose?
outdoorsy type, eh...
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# shower rose
the dirty minx
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# pah!
didn't even buy me a KFC!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Coast Of Yemen, is That you?
;P

Good luck .
nings all.

Edit: TJ.Where is the news?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:13, archived)
# there isn't any.
it's been a quiet morning.
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Nobody knows what's happening!!
We could be hit by an asteriod and the Govt is not gonna tell us!!!!
We're all doooooommmmmed!!!!

*Spreads mass panick**



* with a 'k'
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:27, archived)
# Spreads out mass picnic...
Yom yom yom....
(I helped save b3ta! benkai Doing nothing as of ..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:38, archived)
# that's today's big story
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# Needs more nodes.
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# oh no(d)es !
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Excellent!
"Welcome to Dorset, we'll bend over backwards to make your stay memorable"
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:14, archived)
# before today
Dorset was in my "top 5 sexiest county outlines".

now it's barely top 20
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:15, archived)
# What's number one?
It's got to be Cornwall hasn't it?
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:16, archived)
# I bet it's The Isle of White
turn it on its side, what have you got? Thats right, a gaping vag
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# Hang on...
one Cornwall, one Isle of Wight...

County-orgy!
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:18, archived)
# haha!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:20, archived)
# But which county is the arsehole of Britain?
i'm guessing it's staffordshire
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:21, archived)
# Rutland
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:24, archived)
# Greater London surely?
Ok, it's a little prolapsed, but still...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# The Pile O Shite
is pwned by Hampshire you spastic
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:22, archived)
# From Wiki
"The island has in the past been part of Hampshire, however it became an independent administrative county (although still sharing the Lord Lieutenant of Hampshire) in 1890"

So fuck off. Cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:36, archived)
# good luck
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:17, archived)
# How about a motto?
'terra meus exite' or similar
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# I MAY HAVE JUST SAVED REFORMATTING MY HARDDRIVE FOR TODAY.
Still in dire need of one though.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:23, archived)
# what on earth have you done
not that i'll understand, i am a dab hand at reformatting as i keep buggering things up myself.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:26, archived)
# Well I seem to have gained an influx of viruses. Not sure how as I'm fully firewalled and anti-virus'd.
I've managed to kill off JS/Psyme (I think), but there's still some nasty spyware/malware floating around which ad-aware doesn't seem to want to shred. Still, the PC is working for now, and I've backed up some stuff, just incase.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:35, archived)
# have you had a go with spybot
www.safer-networking.org/en/index.html
i use it all the time, it'll fix a good few of the bad guys

edit/ and fix your bloody profile, how the hell can i gaz you.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:43, archived)
# I love this post
and fully en-Dorset


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:25, archived)
# you shire are asking for a spanging...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:30, archived)
# no need to be county about it!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# It's funny because I live in Cornwall
Everybody thinks people in Dorset are bit odd. Cornish people don't even stop at the petrol stations in Dorset in fear of being killed or locked in a freezer or worse.
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis of Nazareth This isn't a sig, it's a fucking liberty., Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:28, archived)
# My dad lives in Truro...
...where they all eat roadkill.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 11:34, archived)
# Bournemouth is being covered by a giant man finger!
That's where I live that is!
(I helped save b3ta! busy phil is still bloody busy, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 14:52, archived)
# That's because...
Bournemouth and Poole area bunch of Dorset-quitting splitters.

In the New Order, Bournemouth shall be known as Rim-Town.
(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:48, archived)