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# I hate him
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I hate Victoria Beckham.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:46, archived)
# I hate Noel Edmonds.
(I helped save b3ta! Wildyles is back to rimming chimps, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I hate Chris Moyles
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I hate Paris Hilton
whilst we're on a rant
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:53, archived)
# So what first attracted you to the Millionairess Paris Hilton?
(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I dreamt about her last night
We were lying on the floor of a drum n bass club. Lying to our left was my mate tom, and on our right Jeremy Clarkson wearing nothing but boxer shorts with his leg in a cast. TRUE STORY.
(I helped save b3ta! WHTRZ Corp dosen't like the sound of Rupert watching porn, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:01, archived)
# Leave my mate niel alone

(Vinegar strokes Should know better on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:56, archived)
# I hate cottage cheese
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:47, archived)
# I hate
Phil twatting Jupitus!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Ninj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I like Chinese...
... They only come up to your knees,
but they're wise, and they're witty and they're...
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:52, archived)
# ...ready to please.
I hate 27 year old white middle class male scientists. The cocks.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# thank fuck i'm 28
i don't like being hated
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I've only got a year left
before I stop hating myself.
(I helped save b3ta! Mockingbird Practitioner of SCIENCE, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:00, archived)
# I hate white, middle-class 29 year old scientists
I may quit science soon so I can avoid a year of self-loathing.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:02, archived)
# How many middle class male scientists are actually on b3ta?
I'm still a student, so I don't count. Doubly because I do psychology ;-P
(I helped save b3ta! Hellzapoppin, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:30, archived)
# I've got no idea
I'm not sure I want to know, the answers might disturb me. There's quite a few though.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 18:28, archived)
# PAH!
There’s a type of cheese you don’t need a grater
you keep it in your refridgerator
it’s not really a cheese it’s a residue
ah but a residue that’s good for you.

Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.

I think it’s the only cheese that lives in the tub.
What about Dairylea? Yes right enough.
But I think it’s the only cheese that’s pure and white.
What about Wensleydale?
Yes or Cheddarie Light.
That’s right.

Cottage cheese cottage cheese
try it once and then you’ll agree
that cottage cheese cottage cheese
is the only cheese guaranteed to please.


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Well, it doesn't please me
nice poem, though :D
(Pavlov'sDog is all out of pavlova, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 16:57, archived)
# :D
the smell of reeves and mortimer
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)
# But there's a darker side to cottage cheese, and here's Bob to tell you...
...VOODOO!!!

I loved the smell of Reeves & Mortimer
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 23 Apr 2008, 17:03, archived)