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# lick
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:15, archived)
# this explains so much
(I helped save b3ta! Mousing, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :O
Is it him who also fucks up my fringe?

This is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:16, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# He's only flesh and blood.
(presumably)
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# and your minge.
(I helped save b3ta! zog why change it now?, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# Style and style as I might
by the time I wake up the flock of seagulls effect is always gone.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Is that where it makes terrible 80s music and uses shit guitar effects?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# HOW DARE YOU.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# With derogatory remarks and well timed witticisms usually.
Although occasionally I will jump the barrier on the tube.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Fiend.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# Oh yes by the way, your life is a hollow delusion you've created to distract yourself from the vagurities and uncertainties of existance you are unable to mentally cope with.
Tea?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:31, archived)
# Yes please, milk and one.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Unfortunately there's no milk, the sugar has evaporated and the mug is a torus.
The teabag only accepts commands written in Perl and refuses to cooperate with minors. My first is in Toboggan but not in Canoe, what am I?
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Pissed?
I love Perl. :)
www.wheelybird.com/files/backup.tar.bz2
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Not really, I'm just insane.
Well mad, well vaguely amusing at times.
(Jeru War and Piss, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *wishes he had a photograph of that*
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:25, archived)
# I really quite wish I could do that now.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:29, archived)
# did you do the pompadour?
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:27, archived)
# Yes, but it didn't work.
Bloody wind. By the time I got to work I looked like a cockatiel.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:28, archived)
# So that's how it happens.
(I helped save b3ta! LimeyTreat Bitch. Lover. Child. Mother. Sinner. Saint., Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# GODDAMNIT NEVILLE YOU ALREADY POSTED SOMETHING A FEW MOMENTS AGO
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# THIS NOT NEVILLE! THIS IS BREVILLE?
WHAT?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Ssssh!
Keep your voice down and I might get away with it.
(I helped save b3ta! wheelybird mreee!, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:18, archived)
# too late
www.b3ta.com/board/8321086

he's onto you. RUN!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# *bee naw* *bee naw*
That's the noise of the Anti-Neville police. But you're not an Anti-Neville, so that's safe! SAFE AS HOUSES! MOUSES HOUSES!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:20, archived)
# If you were to wrestle with Neville
would you merge together into a huge beast like Station from Bill and Ted?
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# It'd be more like that bit
in Timecop where the bad guy (who I always imagine as a Tesco Value Alan Rickman) touches his future self and he IMPLODES! very neatly, not leaving any mess or 'owt
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I bet Ross Kemp is gutted
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:17, archived)
# hahaha
Beautiful! Wunderbar!
(I helped save b3ta! The Neville What what what, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:19, archived)
# Ah. That's why my pubes get greasy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# TJ: Humprey Lyttleton is dead
www.humphreylyttelton.com/
(Cuthbert Annihilator, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:21, archived)
# shit! :(
VERY sad news :(
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :(
A voice from my childhood and beyond. This saddens me.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:23, archived)
# ouch
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:24, archived)
# i dont even know who that is
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# I'm sorry
I don't have a clue.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 22:26, archived)
# NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Fri 25 Apr 2008, 23:23, archived)