spent FAR too long looking at this woman
trying out a new style of 'ironing' wrinkly people...any tips? specially for the chin!
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Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:29,
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She looks like Simon Weston.
MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE.,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:30,
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*hour late joke about the pools*
Bingowings 2011 Businessman of the Year (Watford Branch),
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:37,
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just make her eat lots and lots of foodall the wrinkles will come out :)
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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:31,
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^this is true
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:45,
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hello smashed monkeyyou are the second person I have said hello to on here....
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Sun 18 May 2008, 11:48,
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hello!i have said hello to lots of people on here, but you're the first today :)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:56,
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hello redsushi!you're number 2.
i mean, you're the second person i've said hello to on here today, not that you're a big poo.
(i mean, you're the second person i've said hello to on here today, not that you're a big poo.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:01,
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hey!give that back! it's not yours!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:09,
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so does asparagus Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:11,
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what about sound?www.asparagusnow.com
/shameless plug blog
(/shameless plug blog
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:13,
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ha! joke's on you!my speakers are broken :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:15,
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CAN YOU HEAR ME NOW??? Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:19,
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pffthat means i've got to be out of here in 25 minutes
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:21,
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They're better than the band I was listening to in a pub on fridayteeeeeeeeeeeeeerible!
They just didn't understand the concept of bass.
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Sun 18 May 2008, 12:17,
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They just didn't understand the concept of bass.
bass is goodwhen you start to feel like it's vibrating your poo, it's at the right level.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:20,
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Exactly!!It sounded like the bassist wasn't even plugged in and the guitarist was only playing the bottom three strings of the chord. Fucking awful.
(,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:24,
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seven nations armyby the white stripes. i love the bass in that.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:26,
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I liked the bass in April sun in Cuba by DragonBUT THAT LOT COULD HAVE DONE A BETTER JOB WITH A UKULELE WOBBLE BOARD AND A DIDGE!!!!!!!!
And the beers were 5bucks each >.<
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Sun 18 May 2008, 12:29,
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And the beers were 5bucks each >.<
five dollar beers?screw THAT! it would be cheaper to drink vodka!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:32,
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i'd buy it from the shopand sneak it in. cleavage is a good hiding place :D
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:38,
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im the bassistand to me, when i play EVERYTHING shakes.
my claim to fames are: -
#playing rock on a double bass
#knocking glasses off the bar with bass
#hurting somebodies hernia with vibrations travelling through the floor
and yet, while i have nearly given a girl sat atop my amp an orgasm, the bass is never too dominant!
*knows how to use his instrument*
(my claim to fames are: -
#playing rock on a double bass
#knocking glasses off the bar with bass
#hurting somebodies hernia with vibrations travelling through the floor
and yet, while i have nearly given a girl sat atop my amp an orgasm, the bass is never too dominant!
*knows how to use his instrument*
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:26,
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next timeit happens ill see what i can capture
( Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:30,
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0_0i shall protect my hernia from your mighty throbbing bass!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:29,
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its a shame your speakers are brokenwe're trying to get more gigs around the country (based in liverpool) so i was hoping a magical b3tan could spread the word
we've gotten as far as the isle of man at the moment :P
(we've gotten as far as the isle of man at the moment :P
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:33,
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actuallymy mum's boss owns one of the biggest pubs around here, i'll put in a good word and tell him to watch youtube.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:36,
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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOsomeone posted one of our first gigs on youtube and its god damn aweful :-(
but please...go ahead with the good word ;-)
will a 2hour set of covers suffice?
(but please...go ahead with the good word ;-)
will a 2hour set of covers suffice?
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:40,
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cut the bottom flush with a knife firstthay will stand like little green soldiers
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Sun 18 May 2008, 12:16,
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aaaaaawwww*hugs*
i won't steal your piss, i promise ;)
(i won't steal your piss, i promise ;)
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:10,
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i don't understandbut i'm willing to learn ;)
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:27,
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oh okConsider a cavity in a fluid, with a time dependent pressure p(t), the radius R(t) of the bubble is:
(,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:32,
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sheirlythat first part of the equation should just be
R-(p&-1) as dividing by P would cancel the others out....however, how can you have infinity in the equation?
(R-(p&-1) as dividing by P would cancel the others out....however, how can you have infinity in the equation?
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:36,
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he's dividing by rho, not prho is density, p(R) the pressure at radius R, p(infinity) the asymptotic limit of the pressure as R is tended to infinity
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boris the spider,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:38,
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ahhh i didnt see the rhoand well explained!
( Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:39,
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Yeah I know I suppose I stole that from Rayleigh and Plesset...*wistles*
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Sun 18 May 2008, 12:48,
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the thing on the bottom is a rho not a pand the infinity is a subscript on a p, which is like the pressure at an infinite distance from the bubble (cavity)
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Sun 18 May 2008, 12:39,
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I've just had a sudden thoughtthat looks enormously like the equivalent of the Friedmann equation in a McVittie spacetime. I don't know what I could do with that but it might be worth looking back over an aborted project in the McVittie spacetime.... Hmmmm.
Edit: I probably mean the Raychaudhuri equation rather than the Friedmann equation, since that's the same as the FLRW case.
(Edit: I probably mean the Raychaudhuri equation rather than the Friedmann equation, since that's the same as the FLRW case.
boris the spider,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:37,
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god noone tiny little pocket of it. i'm shit at the rest of it.
( boris the spider,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:46,
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I'm finding McVittie space-time hard to digest*runs back to fluid dynamics*
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Sun 18 May 2008, 12:49,
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That's painfulas is the naked singularity sitting on the event horizon when you try and chew it.
( boris the spider,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:53,
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I don't know what it would be like to stick your dick in a black holethough I can hazard a guess, but I really don't know what it would be like to try and stick your dick through a naked singularity. Either way you probably wouldn't live to tell the tale.
( boris the spider,
Sun 18 May 2008, 13:52,
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To me, it looks like you've made her a lot chubbier.Yes, the wrinkles have gone nicely but I think you need to add some new shadows, especially around the neck and chin.
I'd try having a play with the burn tool. Oh and have a woo, especially for putting up with her face for so long.
(I'd try having a play with the burn tool. Oh and have a woo, especially for putting up with her face for so long.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:31,
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things to avoid next time: -# making the subject fat
# making the subject look like simon weston
cheers for the tip about shadows though!
(# making the subject look like simon weston
cheers for the tip about shadows though!
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:35,
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I think a few shadows will help define her features and make her look a bit skinnier.Like I said, just a bit of experimentation with burn until it looks right should help.
As for the simon weston, it's an improvement on looking like cilla black.
(As for the simon weston, it's an improvement on looking like cilla black.
my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:39,
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cheers man!and yes...anything is an improvement over looking like cilla black
( Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:52,
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false!looking like john mccrirrick is worse.
looking like jocelyn wildenstein is worse.
looking like the queen's mimsy is worse.
(looking like jocelyn wildenstein is worse.
looking like the queen's mimsy is worse.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:58,
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Is that Jocelyn Wildenstein that Little Miss Jocelynoff the telly?
If so, I fucking hate her!
(If so, I fucking hate her!
Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:59,
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noshe's a freak who tried to make herself look like a cat. google her, i dare you.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:00,
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Aaaargh! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:01,
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i take it you've seen her, then?she needs shedloads of therapy. then, when that doesn't work, a shotgun to the head.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:02,
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A simple paper bag could go a long way. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:04,
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not far enough, i'm thinking. Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:12,
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and lots of it!seriously, do you think she'd meow if you set her on fire?
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:13,
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*choke*AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
oh, you owe me a new keyboard!
*wipes up coffee*
(oh, you owe me a new keyboard!
*wipes up coffee*
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:18,
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the royal fadgewould have to be made very fat to remove all those wrinkles.
i would assume.
(i would assume.
Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:11,
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yes.prince philip is a royal cuntwipe.
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:21,
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yay!at last, somebody said it!
( Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:33,
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She is now a sausage in a dress.woo! :D
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hexachordal la la la la la,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:41,
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but the one true question remains......would you stick her in a giant frying pan, add a few rashers of bacon and an egg?
( Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:46,
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A good way is to clone from a nonwrinkly personage:D riverghost servicing your mum since,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:48,
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this seems so much easier!damn your M4d 5K!llz!!!111
;-)
(;-)
Sir T. Skellington,
Sun 18 May 2008, 11:51,
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clone stamp at about 45% opacity with a soft edge brushzoom in as far as you can while still keeping track of the area you're working on.
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gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social,
Sun 18 May 2008, 12:47,
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It looks like her skinhas been replaced with bacon.
( Mystery_Bob,
Sun 18 May 2008, 13:26,
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You say that like it's a bad thing. my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to,
Sun 18 May 2008, 13:27,
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