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# Fuck you, limes. Fuck. You.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:38, archived)
# i do that
sometimes the crisp fragments 'bounce' and land in my eye, or on my shirt
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:39, archived)
# You sir, murder elderly people for fun.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# i'm thinking of giving it up though
they aren't much sport
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I do that
And I secretly mistrust everybody. Is that my little hovery thingy?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:39, archived)
# And you are the reason malaria exists.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# Well everybody knows THAT
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# It's because you're a hoody, not because of the crisps
GET HIM!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Since you have not admitted to performing this heinous act,
I cannot accuse you of anything. But I don't like you much :P
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# I very rarely eat crisps and when I do I just take one or two and leave the rest for someone else

so up yours big ears!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# haha
you know I love you really.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# please say in the face...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
#
IN THE FACE!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Huzzah!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:04, archived)
# badges!

Edit: woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# I'm having one of them, ta.
Even though there was no actual Zombies in my pic, but it was a Zombie film so I count it. Cheers!
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# May I have one of them?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# they are for all,
Take as many as you need
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# Many thanks
Can I 'yoink' it if I've asked nicely?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# you can
'yoink' without permission because the word is heavily underused.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Well alrighty then
YOINK!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# [will you two stop being soo nice to each other....
...it's making me hard.]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# *pats*
there there,
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:01, archived)
# [My Attempt At Friendly, Risque Internet Banter Failed!


Apologies!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:08, archived)
# Then I suggest you don't spaz back for conversations
Between myself and Wow
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:02, archived)
# [Mrs Trellis....
..I believe we've met once before; you know this will only encourage me ;?) ]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:11, archived)
# where is the captain?
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Shit!
WHERE THE FUCK ARE THE TEAM LIME BADGES?

Oh crap. We're screwed. Cant be a team without badges.

*Begins Team Lime badge construction.*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# *begins lime image to get hold of juicy badge*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# fuck you TEAM LIME
The team with the first badge always wins.
Let us not forget the crab vs. elephant fiasco.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# [YeeeEEAAAAaaaaa!....
..you tell 'em Miss!]
(DrZaarlon Witchspace To Ra!, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# I cannot forget
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# is that the wicked which of the west under that house of butter?
(at the top)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# No, that is crab's eyes
Honest guv
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:56, archived)
# oooh yea! understooding now :)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:57, archived)
# *hides sellotape*



*foils plans*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# *clingfilms maps*
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:48, archived)
# *Greaseproof papers documents*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:54, archived)
# that needs amuch scarier font :F
but i am going to steal one anyway..

ta..
(I helped save b3ta! Azra3l Lubrication Persuasion and Brute Force ™, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# these are amazing!
can i have one?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:52, archived)
# sure
:)
distribute and share
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Nothing wrong with turning to Sport first.
That contains the actual achievements by people, whereas the regular new is just full of people being retarded.

Nice pic by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:40, archived)
# heehee thank you for the praise
took me an hour :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# I had a friend who did that
thing is he would eat the whole packet that way, wearing the thing like a little nosebag.
*edit is Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:41, archived)
# He is the reason sometimes children cry, because he insists on forcing rusty knives into their vaginas.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:42, archived)
# he would tuck the packet into his bottom lip
and kind of gurn his way through them. *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# i beat up girls
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# But hey, at least you don't finish crisps like that ^^^
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# :D
Good. They need a good slap.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# this is ace by the way



and i finish crisps like that
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# OH.
You write legibly on a blackboard in front of downs-syndrome-suffering-teenagers and laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:46, archived)
# incorrect
i write legibly in front of year 11 comprehensive students and laugh

*sets left wing bait*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Crips!
Woo!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 27 May 2008, 21:43, archived)
# *sings*
the only way is up baby its for you and me now la la la
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:55, archived)
# You would have hated me when I was younger...
I used to scrunch up all the crisps in the packet, then eat the whole bag that way...

However, now I don't do it at all, so I guess it cancels out and your feelings towards me are neutral? *Hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I tend to empty the last fragments of crisps into the palm of my hand,
then toss those bits at my face all willy nilly like.*




*Feels cleansed at self confession.
(robotic Loves you all, except for..., Tue 27 May 2008, 21:45, archived)
# It depends what type of crisps you have
i find that Monster Munch and Space Raiders usually have very little crisp dust at the bottom anyway, provided they have been handled with care.
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Tue 27 May 2008, 21:46, archived)