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Do this many odd things happen to other people?
This evening I was moving my friend and his girlfriend into their first home together. It was dead romantic.

Then a police car pulled up behind the van (whilst I was carrying boxes), two police officers got out and walked away and their car rolled down the hill and banged into my back bumper.

The copper kept saying how he had applied it, but he hadn't, the father of the guy who I was moving applied the handbrake so that I could move my van safely.

The worst thing was that they detained me. I kept saying I was leaving and they kept telling me I had to stay or they would 'come after you with blue lights'.

I asked what I was being detained for, given that they had hit my parked van with their car and I had their details now, should I wish to claim, but they just said 'I don't know, but you have to wait for a sergeant.

What are the odds that tomorrow I get a summons for reversing uphill into a parked police car?


CFM
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:35, archived)
# Goddamn feds.
Fuck tha police.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:37, archived)
# Help the police.
Help them, help them.
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# the police don't get any better
when they asked me to describe someone i said he was "caucasian". They then asked me how you spell it.
(funkenstein Be pure! Be vigilant! Behave!, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# help help help the police!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Hahahahah
^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# lol pigs
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:38, archived)
# LOLPIGS?
You may start something.....


Bad luck Manley! :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# Peegz!
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# lol mice!!


Lets make a lol farm!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Bad luck Matey
last time I was detained I fell asleep
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# this is what happens when you lower the pass rate on police entry exams
what a load of shit and what a waste of time!
surely if you're allowed to have a big heavy stick to hit people you should know to use a hhandbreak on a hill?!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# That said,
accidents happen and I don't blame them for it, it was just one of those things.

They could have been nicer about it afterwards though, instead of treating me like a criminal.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# A fiver says they were both shorter than you.
Best of luck sorting it out.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Arf !
If ever this happens to you, this is the response you should use !
ALWAYS !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Pure case of profiling !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# badgers!
(I helped save b3ta! clorey mcnuggety, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# Karma's a bitch
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Yes
Th van obviously fell down the stairs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Obviously !
Most obvious of all teh obvious !
(I helped save b3ta! The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# no doubt an imbred Mason
My brother in law is a policeman, a very good one with lots of skillz (pursuit car, motorbike, helicopter, promotions etc). At every promotional stage he has been beaten on teh first go by the retard with the lowest scores but the special handshake.

The Masons, making this country staffed by twats.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)