Smell it doesn't . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:31,
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The Daily Dali.Thinking about brie from 9-5.
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(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:33,
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CHA CHA CHA.
the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:37,
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Dance . . . dance . . . dance . . .
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:50,
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He dances well toVelocity Girl by Snow Patrol
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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:39,
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He's listening to the feem choon from 'Quantum Leap'.
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:41,
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he dances well to a tv show about peadophiles
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43,
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Once I start, I can not, stop myself..
(|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:46,
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(i) ace.(ii) bit harsh about trisha
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plentyofants more ghee, vicar?,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:55,
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Do this many odd things happen to other people?
This evening I was moving my friend and his girlfriend into their first home together. It was dead romantic.
Then a police car pulled up behind the van (whilst I was carrying boxes), two police officers got out and walked away and their car rolled down the hill and banged into my back bumper.
The copper kept saying how he had applied it, but he hadn't, the father of the guy who I was moving applied the handbrake so that I could move my van safely.
The worst thing was that they detained me. I kept saying I was leaving and they kept telling me I had to stay or they would 'come after you with blue lights'.
I asked what I was being detained for, given that they had hit my parked van with their car and I had their details now, should I wish to claim, but they just said 'I don't know, but you have to wait for a sergeant.
What are the odds that tomorrow I get a summons for reversing uphill into a parked police car?
CFM
(This evening I was moving my friend and his girlfriend into their first home together. It was dead romantic.
Then a police car pulled up behind the van (whilst I was carrying boxes), two police officers got out and walked away and their car rolled down the hill and banged into my back bumper.
The copper kept saying how he had applied it, but he hadn't, the father of the guy who I was moving applied the handbrake so that I could move my van safely.
The worst thing was that they detained me. I kept saying I was leaving and they kept telling me I had to stay or they would 'come after you with blue lights'.
I asked what I was being detained for, given that they had hit my parked van with their car and I had their details now, should I wish to claim, but they just said 'I don't know, but you have to wait for a sergeant.
What are the odds that tomorrow I get a summons for reversing uphill into a parked police car?
CFM
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:35,
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Goddamn feds.Fuck tha police.
( the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:37,
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Help the police.Help them, help them.
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:38,
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the police don't get any betterwhen they asked me to describe someone i said he was "caucasian". They then asked me how you spell it.
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Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:40,
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Hahahahah^_^
( Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45,
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LOLPIGS?You may start something.....
Bad luck Manley! :(
(Bad luck Manley! :(
Mstandot I suppose I should post more often.,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:42,
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lol mice!!
Lets make a lol farm!
epiphany coming live from sweden,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45,
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Bad luck Mateylast time I was detained I fell asleep
( Jahled Three shades of black,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:39,
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this is what happens when you lower the pass rate on police entry examswhat a load of shit and what a waste of time!
surely if you're allowed to have a big heavy stick to hit people you should know to use a hhandbreak on a hill?!
(surely if you're allowed to have a big heavy stick to hit people you should know to use a hhandbreak on a hill?!
Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:40,
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That said,accidents happen and I don't blame them for it, it was just one of those things.
They could have been nicer about it afterwards though, instead of treating me like a criminal.
(They could have been nicer about it afterwards though, instead of treating me like a criminal.
LordManley twitter.com/LordManley,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43,
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A fiver says they were both shorter than you.Best of luck sorting it out.
( Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:48,
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Arf !If ever this happens to you, this is the response you should use !
ALWAYS !
(ALWAYS !
The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:43,
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Pure case of profiling !
Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:41,
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YesTh van obviously fell down the stairs!
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riverghost servicing your mum since,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:50,
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Obviously !Most obvious of all teh obvious !
( The Mighty Gusset Doesn't Care - And Doesn't Care Who Knows It !,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 23:09,
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no doubt an imbred MasonMy brother in law is a policeman, a very good one with lots of skillz (pursuit car, motorbike, helicopter, promotions etc). At every promotional stage he has been beaten on teh first go by the retard with the lowest scores but the special handshake.
The Masons, making this country staffed by twats.
(The Masons, making this country staffed by twats.
HappyToast Groat froth,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:59,
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A man chooses, a slave obeys...Would You Kindly Take This Woo.
( We are the lemon irked your craw on,
Mon 9 Jun 2008, 22:45,
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