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# I may be slightly late to hop on the bandwagon ^_^
Steg biscuits.
They taste dinosaury...or like shortbread.

Click it for bigger, yeah :)

Edit: Oh my gosh, first popular page ever... I love you lot :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# You are the best person ever :D
*hugs*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Oh thanks ^_^
*squeezies*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# cornish pasties ftw!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:39, archived)
# Aww, but they don't have a meaty filling.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# I shall provide
all the meaty filling you can handle
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# What are you,
some kind of butcher?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# more of a butcher-sexpest
the butchering is just a front for my shady acts.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# *orders suspicious sausage*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# *throws in a bag of more suspicious offal*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Hahaha
lame :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# you will be
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Oh my.
My my my.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# sorry
i dont know what's wrong with me.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# Wow!
They're chuffing ACE! :D
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I do try.
I really do try.


:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# you're still marrying me right?
STEG!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# WHAT!?
YOU TOO!?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I'm sorry, it was never meant to be.
You just didn't use enough of the gel.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# pffffffft
oh dear
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# I never had the money, but I just went and got a job, for you.
I JUST SPENT £400 ON THE GEL.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# STILL NOT ENOUGH
*shouts this, crying*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# FUCK YOU!
*throws you down*
*rapes*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# AAARGH
FRICTION ON MY TENDER ANUS
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# *uses lots of the gel*
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# " said clan soul, it was around this point that things took a turn for the dark
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# This will probably be my next drawing.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# i look forward to this
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# ONLY £400?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# i proposed long ago, sparky
(this is how i shall be referring to people now)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Let's call our first pet Sparky :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# can he be a Voltorb?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# Most certainly!
We'd have to keep him in something insulative... hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# I'll rent out my anus if you like
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# But then he'll evolve into an Electrode and he'll be an ugly motherfucker.
I mean, in real life there's no B button D:
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# i just won't let him fight
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# I'll call the RSPCP if you don't treat him correctly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# I see what you did there.
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# If you get me that lime ring :)
Eeeee, probably getting my tiger melon plushie fabric tomorrow ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# aww fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I trust that mine will be in the post in the morning.
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# Teehee! *gropes*
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:40, archived)
# I'm not covered in food dye anymore, yaaay :)
*feeds you*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# YES!!!!

Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I like your biscuits
They make me glee
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# That's the plan :)
BISCUIT SUCCESS
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# its never too late for steg biscuits
(I helped save b3ta! Barry the Time Sprout one of your 5-a-day, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# Don't eat them after midnight.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# I'm a dino-shaped biscuit comin' out from tha streets,
I be cookin' in yo oven, kickin' mad rhymes and beats.
I'm a tasty ghetto veggie, and I'm slicker than grease,
I'm a badass motherfucker, and a tasty dino treat.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:41, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
REAL LIFE CRYING LOL

:)
♥
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# MY RHYMES ARE SO SWEET THAT THEY CUT TO THE SOUL,
MAKIN' BITCHES ON THE INTERNET TEAR UP AND LOL.
I'M A GANGSTA AND A PLAYA, AND I'M RAPPIN' IT CLEAN,
IF YOU STEPPIN ON MAH TURF, YOU KNOW I'M GONNA GET MEAN.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# you're so fuckin white, whiteboy
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# aww nigga
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:57, archived)
# aww, no i di'n't
Yo, yo, yo, yo, yo,
Check this, yeh?
yo, yo, yo, yo, yo, Steg,
yo, yo, yo, yo, Steg,
and this is how I do.
Steg.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# *high five*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# I'm green and I'm yellow and I'm on a plate
With my tasty dino bredren, we are fashionably late.
I ain't got icing, cause icing is for suckers,
but I'm still a badass biscuit more than shortbread motherfuckers.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Umm
they do have icing :\

Unfortunately.


Still LOVE for the rhyme, dude.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# SHUT UP :(
*cuddils*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Aww, I will peel the icing off one just for you *
*no stegs were harmed in the making of this post
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Killa fuckin' cookies bakin' hot for an hour
I'm a short bread tastin' treat, baby sweeter than sour.
I'm a crumbly motherfucker, yo, you better take care,
If you eat it near a cat, the crumbs will get in it's hair.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Oh dear, my mascara must be going EBBERYWEAR!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# So you think you can rhyme and you step to me?
I've got the dino-lyrics, anyone can see,
Don't even try to match my prehistoric game,
spitting 'bout stegs is how I made my name.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# you say i'm a biscuit, a motherfucking biscuit?
go one take a bite, sucker, do you wanna risk it?
i take my gat in my crumbly paws
this stegosaurus gonna ventilate yo drawers
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Cocking ace!
(I helped save b3ta! Bob Todd whee, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# FANX
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# This a nearly as good as the snarn cake.
Nearly.

(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# SNARN.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:45, archived)
# SNARN
*Nods sagely*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Snarn cake is fucking hard to beat though.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I have not seen this Snarn cake you speak of
hmm.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/8440401
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# Hahahahahahahaha
Okay, WOAH.

I need to fucking try harder.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# bah. your cookies are fucking great!
vote for w.a.t.l.'s challenge, it'll be a blast.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Already done
and already going fucking nuts trying to think of an awesome idea.

GAR!
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# good stuff.
i have an idea i was planning as i made the SNARN cake.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# YES.
Obey.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# that's fucking nasty.
what kind of mong was let loose in the kitchen to produce that abomination?
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# A sexy one.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# i'd do him.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:05, archived)
# Get on to postbear.
I think he did it.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:56, archived)
# BISCUITS!
What a good idea
Woo
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Dibs on the special one!
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:42, archived)
# omgwtflol
Share.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# UUhhhh do I haaaave to?
FINE. *breaks in half, hands arse end*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# *win*
MuHahaha, I already had one!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:49, archived)
# The special one is MC Pineapple's already, sorry...
He is the king of motherfucking awesome ghetto rhymes after all.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# *ahem*
*points at username*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:54, archived)
# Make me some steggy rhymes then!
*needs persuading*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:02, archived)
# He still wouldn't get it.
Steg is only ghetto because I made him ghetto.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:09, archived)
# You can have your Steg.
Just remember who the original b3ta MC is. When you change your name back I'll still be here. Writing my Hip-Hop manifesto, making rhythmic policies.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Steggy rhymes you want? Steggy rhymes I got.
Spitting Jurrasic lyrics that'll make you hot.
Jurrasic lyrics with pumping fresh bass
using hip-hop to convince the Face
I'm worthy of my title as the_rhyme_minister
because steg based rhymes are FUCKING SINISTER
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:10, archived)
# I now love you.
BUT I still can't give you the special biscuit.

(see MC Pineapple's post above)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Then I demand my own special biscuit.
pwease?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:17, archived)
# Oh go on then...
What would you like on it?
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:25, archived)
# :D
I don't know. How about a microphone?
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# This will be done.
*will send pic later*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:41, archived)
# I bow to your superior biscuitry creationisticismness
*bows*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# Jaffasaurus maybe?
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Hmm
Possibly
*rubs chin*
'lo Mr Bun!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:58, archived)
# many felicity kendalls ma fleur
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:01, archived)
# *takes advantage of situation*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:51, archived)
# Take yer time
At my time of life it takes an age to return to a vertical position.
I set 'em up...
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:00, archived)
# I'll decide when you return to a vertical position, thank you very much
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# Aww there's no need for that
You should nom one instead :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:04, archived)
# They's loverly, and one of them is wearing a ladybird as designer specs!
Which is the new black for Stegs! (honest)
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# I wondered about that
but was afraid I wouldn't be down with the cool kids if I mentioned it.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Leave it to me,
I care not for the cool kids, I am my own cool! ;)

*edit* Can I leave this here, it was a bit of a fail but I uploaded it so may as well show it:
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:47, archived)
# Mmm, tasty steg.
(I helped save b3ta! (|D[ekionplexis B3ta.com: fictional child porn is OK, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:43, archived)
# hahaha!
quick, someone suggest a baking challenge for the new compo.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:44, archived)
# Yes!
A challenge where I may have a chance of creating a decent entry gets my vote.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# *readies offset spatula*
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:50, archived)
# Imagine the goatse cakes.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:53, archived)
# liquid raspberry filling for everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:55, archived)
# ITS FUCKING OUT THERE, MAN!
See my sig and shit and shit.

www.b3ta.com/questions/imagechallenge/post171059
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:59, archived)
# fuck yes!
i voted for it. so should you all!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:03, archived)
# AWESOME
*CLICKS LIKE SHE'S NEVER CLICKED BEFORE*
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:07, archived)
# Suitably clicked
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:11, archived)
# That is top woo
Do you mind if I steel the idea and make some?
(I helped save b3ta! tobypowell Ptarmigan!, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Oh go ahead :)
Steg cutters from Natural History museum btw.
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:06, archived)
# awesomeness! :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:46, archived)
# Happy slapping biccy dino's judging by the one in the middle
(I helped save b3ta! Attila the Bun is not in a right cunt of a mood, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:48, archived)
# Yay for this sort of thing
I wish I could be bothered to cook these days
(I helped save b3ta! Jahled Three shades of black, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 22:52, archived)
# *gasp*
You should always be bothered to cook :)

It earns you lovings from the internet!
AND WHAT IS BETTER THAN THAT, EH?

(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# THESE ARE SOOOOO AWESOME!
i officially love you ^^
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:08, archived)
# Aww aww aww
I love you too :)
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:13, archived)
# OH FUCK YES!!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:15, archived)
# *grins much*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:27, archived)
# <3
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Aww
it looks like an amphibian ^_^
(I helped save b3ta! Face will put on her red shoes and nrans the blues, Tue 10 Jun 2008, 23:32, archived)
# Awesomeness!
ON A PLATE :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 11 Jun 2008, 1:40, archived)
# yum
those look delish!
(DaveyDoodlebug the one and only tripster, Thu 12 Jun 2008, 8:41, archived)