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# mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmhm.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Shooting someone in the head is a surefire
way to KILL them instantly. Get them in the wrist or ankle. Edit: How rude! WOO :)
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# it was originally going to be in the leg
but I couldn't get it to look right.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# She does have quite some waifish legs
maybe bear traps on the stairs :D
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# win!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# In the throat!
You get to see them gurgle and drown in their own blood!


Is it weird that I think this is good?

And woo to the pic (even though I'm replying to a reply of a reply)
(I helped save b3ta! gareth_alien will be human again at, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)
# and you call us freaks
:P
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I think it's a quality idea
I often have quite vivid dreams about breaking into the house and massacring those dullards with martial arts and knives.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:54, archived)
# kneecaps ftw
...and then put all the supplies in the house on high shelves forcing them to either endure agonising pain or slowly starve to death.

...just a thought...

...not to mention a fervent PRAYER

/bill
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Read that as "rist and wankle"?

*Not sure why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Ris and wank...
Two of the most used words on b3ta.
(Himjim died a little more inside on, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# H'RAY!!
(I helped save b3ta! Insane Maniac musically inclined (about 45°), Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:25, archived)
# i would buy that for a dollor
(I helped save b3ta! caffeinefreak, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# YOU BETTER.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# hooray!
sniper waited far too long though!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:26, archived)
# work on a pitch, i'll try and get you an interview at endemol!
(I helped save b3ta! Sheehan forevermore owes Ttssattsr beer, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# *fives!*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Mark Radcliffe suggested that they just don't show it on TV
so as people emerge from the Big Brother house thinking they'd be famous, all that would happen is they would walk out to zero crowd and realise they had just wasted their time.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# I remember that
top idea.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Radio 1 died the day he left
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Stop! . . .


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# .....
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# .........
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# CARRY ON!
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# C]}:0(
There IS no carry on!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Haha!
I liked the segment in The Armando Iannucci Shows where they collected some minor celebrities, put them in a cargo container and gave them some activities.
And didn't film it.

edit: www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_Hdkt-Vc34
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:31, archived)
# YES!
*has on DVD*
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# That wasn't in The Armando Iannucci Shows.
That was in 2004: The Stupid Version, also produced and featuring Iannucci obviously, which was in many ways a precursor to Time Trumpet.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# So it was.
I'm sure I must have that somewhere.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# Television listings for Monday 23rd of June
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha, WHAT!?
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
1830: Celebrity Big Brother Little Bother - Celebrities who are still actively employed by the television industry sit around and bitch about ones who aren't when they are out of ear shot.

1900: Evening News/Update on Big Brother Race riot

1950: Apology for Big Brother race riot

2000: Phone in poll to see if you forgive Big Brother for the race riot - Phonelines are £3 a minute and permission of the line owner must be asked.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# NO BLICKS
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
#
2100: Celebrity Big Brother ?‡ Live - We find out who is nominated for eviction, not only from the house but also from civilised society. Labourious pauses guaranteed.

2200: Justin Lee Collins' Tit About! - Justin Lee Collins tits about.

2300: Celebrity Big Brother ?‡ Results - Someone is evicted out of a tired sense of inevitibility.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# I like this.
It's like TV go home, but updated today.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Actually that was last weeks listings that I just altered for today.
Today's listings is actually Minority Drama day on eTV2.

1900: Cutting It – Four men preparing to have a vasectomy take a coach trip to France to have one last week as ‘full’ men. This week, booze and a fight.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# :]
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:29, archived)
# BOoooo!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Hahahaha
The crowd are crucifying him!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:32, archived)
# Or just have the crowd stand there staring at them in silence.
Until the contestant starts to break down in panic, because they know that something's going to happen.
Then once they get into the house, it turns out to just be a small stone cell with nothing in it, and over the next 10 weeks they'll be tortured until death.
Last one alive wins.
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:30, archived)
# YEAH!
YEAH!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Or perhaps they just get shoved into a white box-cell
with no stimulation or sanitation. All they get is water and crumbs to nourish them.

Viewers get to watch their decline into insanity.

EDIT: perhaps they could also have a clock on the wall that ticks at half-speed... or perhaps double speed... to catalyse the madness.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# Haven't watched a moment of it
and don't intend to.
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:35, archived)
# idea:
Big brother house connected by pipes to busy public lavatory, over the weeks it steadily fills with piss and shit.

WOO pic
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:36, archived)
# I have just had another great idea.
Every day that goes by, they tilt the house by a couple of degrees, until finally the whole place is upside down.
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Gear the gay-maker, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:39, archived)
# Also there are lions on the ceiling.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Yes
I'd watch for the lions.
(I helped save b3ta! ChiefWiggum typing random stuff, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:53, archived)
# H'RAGY.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 23 Jun 2008, 15:40, archived)