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# I didn't like it...
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:21, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# Internet
sensation
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:23, archived)
# i still don't know what the fuck this all about you know..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# well strip down and we'll go into it in *ahem* detail
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# alllllllright
*strips*

now what?
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# turn on your webcam?
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# ok.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# oh my god
i can't believe that worked.
*tries his other chat-up line*
'wanna see a trick i learnt in prison?'
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:42, archived)
# go on then..
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:44, archived)
# its bum rape.
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:48, archived)
# pwoah.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:50, archived)
# dyeritchyleg is a b3tan.
He posted a bit, and in his profile, all it said was:

my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

B3tans latched onto it for some reason. Then Gilgamesh made the musical, then butters made the video, and the rest, as they say, is M3Essential.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# PS: hello gorgeous!
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:33, archived)
# aaaaaaaah,
and hello lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# It's funny because it looks like you're just calling yourself gorgeous.
Which would make no difference from usual...
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# well... no it doesn't. It has a PS in front of it, which makes it a clear continuation of the previous message.
Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:35, archived)
# Well yes if you want to base it on facts and evidence then it does rather look like that.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# oooorrr
he's talking in the voice of paul simon again.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# haha, clever. I've not heard much of his stuff without Garfunkel, so I could hardly comment.
PS: I am hurt and offended. Hexachordal is a fucking prude.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# *doesn't understand*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# first name
beginign with the initials p s i could think of
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:51, archived)
# Ahhhh, I mistakedly read the or as Ooooer.
Thus I thought the he's talking bit referred to me.
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:54, archived)
# he also looks like stretched hay
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# hahahah
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:38, archived)
# Only one letter out.
*tries to think up amusing alternative answer*
*fails*
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
#
b3ta.com/users/profile.php?id=49887
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# jacob dyer yeah
www.youtube.com/watch?v=jh8z3ARHjzo
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:22, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! KittyVomit more super than a can of Tennants, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:24, archived)
# c-c-c-c-c-COMBO BREAKER
(I helped save b3ta! Letum Your Ad here £2.40, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:25, archived)
# c-c-c-c....
Wait, what?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# que que que
(I helped save b3ta! Winthorpe Sim-Sala-Bim, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# PEW! PEW! PEW!
Lasers.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# ARGHHHH!! Wasps!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:30, archived)
# WHERE?
OH SHIT! THEYRE IN MY CLOTHES.

THIS IS NOT GOOD.

SUGGESTIONS PLS.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# bugbomb
a 14 megaton should do it
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# erm...
sexay timez?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:36, archived)
# CUNT. THAT WAS MY 5000th.
my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.

I forgot all about it :(

Edit: I've deleted a message from earlier. Hold tight for cock.
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
You were counting down earlier and everything :)

Delete an old post and you'll be fine ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# DELETE THE POST
DO SOMETHING BETTER
(Jeru War and Piss, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# Quickly,
before the entire internets knows you failed.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:28, archived)
# Gah! Too Late!
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:29, archived)
# :'(
This is a sad day. A minutes silence for our failed comrade.....
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:31, archived)
# i randomly came across your picture
entitled 'Robert Openheimer: Nuclear Bastard' today
and loved it deeply

Edit: sorry that was quite unconnected
(gobbledegook blurs the line between lurking and stalking, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:40, archived)
# Ta.
I go through splurges of creativity. That was probably a good few splurges ago.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:27, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i loved it!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:26, archived)
# I liked and chose to showcase the next day portion of the story.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:27, archived)
# ...I liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# are these
drawn by you? or old illustrations you retext?

either way i likes them lots.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:45, archived)
# Shopped old comics from Punch and old books mostly.
I mash them, add or change colours, and then
put stupid text on them. Tons of source material
for everyone at www.gutenberg.org/wiki/Main_Page

(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:03, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! hexachordal la la la la la, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(Doucement do it slowly..., Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:34, archived)
# my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 0:41, archived)
# # my name is jacob dyer and i live in bristol. it is fantastic. i sound like barnaby bear. i like barnaby bear. one time he went to france. i went to france. but some kid burnt my neck. i didnt like it.
it s just worth it.
(Tharg, Sat 28 Jun 2008, 1:09, archived)