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[challenge entry] XL by Louie Vuitton


Should of put more effort in but oh well

From the Fat Britain challenge. See all 260 entries (closed)

(max0000000000000 jokes, jokes, jokes, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:15, archived)
# yes, you should HAVE.
sorry, i'm suffering from aggressive pedantry today.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:18, archived)
# Let them have some girl.
and whilst you are at it ask all these buffoons where the celebrities are in all these challenge posts. Competition blindness strikes again.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# Hell big boy!
Wanna fight? I'm in the mood.
Ooh or we could be grumpy old men/women for a few hours.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:24, archived)
# I'm in a super mood actually sugar
so sadly I would have to concede before we started.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:26, archived)
# I'm not in a bad mood at all. Just feeling bouncy
Those creatures are pretty fabulous and well animated by the way.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Not my skill at all.
I just made it in the spore creature thing and it does the animation for you.

(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# CDC FTW!!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I only got the thing last night
and so far have managed to avoid making a spore penis. But I might get bored.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:51, archived)
# if i wanted to enter
i could post a picture of myself. i'm no celebrity, but i'm fat ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:27, archived)
# haha! I only now read the challenge brief in full
I read earlier 'fat' and 'England' and ran with it.

Thank you for pointing out what should have been obvious.
(It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday!It's my b3taday! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:53, archived)
# I don't mind sir.
I consider it a second job ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# Hehe
please continue
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# If I were a mod I'd naughty step all those who say "should of"
instead of "should have".
And those who spell "definitely" as "definately".
And those who get up my nose.
And those who constantly seek attention.
And those who spell "though" as "tho" "light" as "lite" etc.
Come to think of it everyone really except that one that one and that one *points*.
/Excessive pedantry and arsiness

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# My pet hate
which is amongst Southerners, for no other reason than they can't speak properly, is when they mean to get a certain something from a certain person and they utter the hideous phrase "I'm gonna get it off of Jim".

Off of? What the blazing saddles goes through your minds before you utter such nonsense?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:25, archived)
# And northerners say
He is going to give it oooss.
None of us is perfect.
Except me of course.
And possibly you on a good day.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# it's americanism seeping in, i believe.
i'm afraid we're going to have to put up with it, whilst slowly grinding our teeth down to powder.

oops, bingo time, i'm off. see you all later!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:28, archived)
# aye but you lads are guilty of things like "shall we just sit off for a minute?
"i were walking down the road the other day" and yorkshire and the last two letters of "the"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:31, archived)
# Quite honestly I love it
I'm a Londoner but I love the different way people speak from all around the British Isles.
Especially northerners.
I deal a lot with an elderly Yorkshireman and I could listen to him all day long with his "Thees and thous".
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# the whole think about Yorkshire
and saying 't' instead of 'the is a myth perpetuated by Southerners and usually is accompanied by tales of whippets and flat caps.

I have no comprehension of your first sentence. I have never heard that uttered or seen it written before in my life.

Everybody goes "down the road" and it's Cumbrians and north Lancastrians who might be guilty of saying 'were' as a prefix. Certainly not here in Manchester.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# C'mon!
The people I deal with from Yorkshire do the "t" thing all the time although they are generally the older generation (50 plus). The younger ones don't seem to do it as much.

The "give it ooosss" thing I've not heard in Manchester but I have in the North East and Yorkshire and even in parts of Nottingham.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:47, archived)
# I'm aloof from all of this because
despite being from the slums of Salford I have managed to grow up having good diction, elocution and grammar skills.
I cower whenever I see Coronation Street. I'm glad I did not end up like that.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# 'eeere, i think this'uns thinkin' imself rate better than all us what talk common.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# Because of what I do I deal with all sorts from the UK every day
From those who buy Heinz Baked Beans to those who want truffles from Fortnum and Mason.
Their money (and accents) is all good to me :)

(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# I'd fail miserably.
"you conjugate those verbs tout de suite Mister or you can stick your fucking Jaffa Cakes up your arse!"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:04, archived)
# its a scouse thing i think.
as i understand it it means "sit off to one side" and i live in sheffield, they definatly drop the "he" less so in the south of the county but it is definatly off
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# aye,
but y'aff fert tho' don't thee tho'?
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:06, archived)
# oh and "give us a lend of that" and "can i get a borrow of that"
"he borrowed it to me"
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:32, archived)
# though this might be just the scouse ashally
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# So what do you want then?
Global language unification? We're not machines, our language always differs in different areas, even with mass media.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# oh no i love these odd little quirks for the most part.
but inverting borrowed and lend just seem a tad odd to me
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# It seems odd because it's technically wrong - it conflicts with how you learned the language.
But before long "wrong" words end up more prevalent than "right" words, and people who condemn others for doing it wrong are little more than old men waving sticks around and gibbering about the decline of language.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:01, archived)
# I don't use a stick.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:07, archived)
# Jim? Where's he to then?
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# i love the odd west country badly used pronouns
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:38, archived)
# they're an important part of our yokel heritage!
(I helped save b3ta! Damien's Hearse, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# haha
I just spent 2 weeks sailing with a Cornish numpty.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:41, archived)
# "It's that man off of the telly!"
*killing and death*
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:50, archived)
# i remember when i said off of to you on xfire and you nearly shat
ANGRY LANGUAGE
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:54, archived)
# Consider that your warning, sunshine.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:57, archived)
# :)
i can't spell good tho
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:35, archived)
# You are exempt from all rules
/The world according to 'pot
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:40, archived)
# i mispronounce a whole lot of things in real life, by accident
and sometimes i deliberately rearrange/misuse words too

sometimes i see threads like this and fear for my life. only sometimes
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:03, archived)
# HAVE
Edit: Beaten to the punch.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:19, archived)
# TJ: Is Devianart borked for anyone else here?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# Probably for all those deviants.
(I helped save b3ta! Grampa, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:20, archived)
# no.
my page is still fantastic ;)
zootcadillac.deviantart.com/
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:21, archived)
# some times the pictures don't show up
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:22, archived)
# Well and truly.
Oh, you mean can I connect? I can, yes.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:44, archived)
# I still would
One-and-a-half of them, anyway.
(rogerzilla, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 18:37, archived)
# pearoast for the dinner time audience


Can we get a fat fashion show going?
(trickyric, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# i hope that's his foot i can see
and not his ball bag
(Ant's in his pants, Thu 3 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)