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# I carry a knife and Ive not stabbed anyone.
Will i go to prison if i get caught with it?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:44, archived)
# you can get knives in Tesco now
cheap food, cheap knives...whats this country coming to?
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# depends on what sort of knife
If it's a carving knife then certainly not as the name suggests it's only good for carving...

But if you're carrying a stabby knife you could be in trouble
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# My Grandad used to carry a penknife
and he never stabbed anyone to death.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# he just used it to whittle the barbed stake he put through those disabled kids' heads
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:49, archived)
# well he could only attack pens with it
he should have bought a stabby knife!
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# Its a tooth brush with a razor in it.
Momento from strangeways. I did 3 screws with that

*reminises*

Seriously though, its a swiss army knife and it comes in handy at least 3 times a day.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# You can hand them in on the seaside now.
It's the 'Shore Shank Redemption'
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:08, archived)
# GOL
Groans out loud
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:12, archived)
# Thanks, I'm here all week
try the veal.
(I helped save b3ta! Sunburn Go on.... It's character building!, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:15, archived)
# how big is the knife
?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:45, archived)
# that's not a knife
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:47, archived)
# sorry - yeah
that's my cock.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# not entirely sure that matters now
i think it's about lawful reason or something, stanley knives only have a wee cutty blade
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:48, archived)
# You could do more damage with a stanley
than you could with my swiss army.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# then get it sharpened
you'll hurt yourself with a blunt one.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:53, archived)
# Stanley Knives is innocent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:50, archived)
# when has common sense ever had anything to do with reactionary laws?
I can't take 110 ml of water onto a plane, but I can take 3 litres of duty free whisky because, clearly, it is impossible to weaponise large amounts of very flammable liquid OR a glass bottle.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:54, archived)
# hahahaha
whisky's ok, cos Muslims don't drink


/logic blog
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# BINGO!
oh they don't gamble either do they?

/banned from doing a Grand national sweepstake at work in case I offended non-gambling people blog
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:58, archived)
# THE WORLD HAS GONE MAD
or is it just me?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# You obviously dont visit the bookies very often
the cashiers are bi-lingual in there.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# I bet they do
This lottery jackpot was won by a Muslim chap from Blackburn.
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Agreed
Woo for potty legislation.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# Lady S' brother gave me a knife for christmas
It's a very dangerous looking flick knife.

Cos he lives in the sticks os Suffolk, he thinks its perfectly fine to carry a knife.

I told him I would not be able to do the same thing on the mean streets of Londinium without being arrested

EDIT: This is the puppy



On their website its in the 'Everyday Carry' section. God bless America
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:55, archived)
# I knew loads of kids with knives when I was young...
I had a Black Widow instead - which I thought was the win.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:57, archived)
# i would personally like to see lots more stop and search going on
not dressed up under some bollocks anti terror law either, just the old bill making a nuisance of themselves a bit more. found a penknife a local chav had left not very well hidden a couple of weeks back, blade taped open homemade cardboard sheaf, i took it with me and old bill were informed, even got his picture.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:01, archived)
# Good on you
i agree with everything you said there.
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 16:04, archived)
# only if you elect David Cameron
(I helped save b3ta! finnbar has officially retired, Mon 7 Jul 2008, 15:59, archived)