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my first ALL BY MYSELF comic

yeah, well its not very good, but i don't rlly have photoshop, or watever

(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

OH.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:05, archived)

*sniffs*

Anyone else smell troll?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

not even a troll could accomplish this

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:17, archived)

Oh dude, did I tell you

the fucking weirdest thing, after I made that pic of Mila Kunis, I posted it on a couple of fan message boards. On Friday I got an email from her!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:08, archived)

*explodes*

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:09, archived)

I really hope this is a

piss take response....

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

It better be or else I'm gonna wield my INGORHAMMER.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

Why?

This is actually the third time something like this has happened. It's definitely worth posting to fan message boards.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

So what was the original pic?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

It's on my news feed

here
Oops, link fixed.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

Actually

the funny thing is she said she hates that pic, but she liked the style of it. She wants to send a couple of other pics from a photoshoot for me to work from.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:18, archived)

She wants to come to your place

SO YOU CAN PHOTOGRAPH HER IN THE NUDDY!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

www.b3ta.com/board/8577924

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

Fame!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

hah! your sneaky link almost made me subscribe to your news feed!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

THE FIRST TEN MINUTES ARE FREE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

yeah and then you end up trapped in a boat, scrubbing the poop deck

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:20, archived)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

ALRIGHT SEXY?

;)

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

Hahahah

hell yeah :) How's you?

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

all right down one side.

THE SEXY SIDE.

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

he's really enjoying his boat action!

as am I!

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:38, archived)

Which one was Mila?

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Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

hahaha, you broke Ttssattsr

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

NO HE DEEHHHHHHNNNNDDDDDDDDDHHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHTHT

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

it's funny because she left a message on my answering machine about it the other day

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

FUCK EVERYITNG.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

Sign Into Steam

You Pervert.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

Ttssatsr has just logged into css

i think he has some aggression to unleash after that. Lol

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

You better tell him

Mila's gonna send me some photos she had done for a GQ photoshoot. They ended up not using them because they were too graphic.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

TOO GRAPHIC

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

OOH THEY'VE JUST ARRIVED

OH BOY THAT'S PRETTY FUCKING GRAPHIC RIGHT THERE

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

You may of course

email them to me!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

^ HERE HERE

he's really pissed off coz he has started a pic of her himself and now he cant post it becuase everyone will be like: "Haha you want her to email you. Tts Loves Mila! Tts Loves Mila!"

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

Hahahaha

ON UR BORD, FUCKN UP UR ARTT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

LOL

XD
He's got it bad.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

IS SHE

IN A MOTHERFUCKING BOAT?!!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

Is it as graphic as this?

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

HAHAHAHAHA

one of my personal faves :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

LOL!

ACTUAL, GENUINE, BONA FIDE LOL!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

haha, prove it with instruments of science

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:36, archived)

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

I'm sold.

Night all! *runs*

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

G'night :)

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:44, archived)

'nIGHT!

/caps lock

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

LOL

I love the baseball bat/machete combo

(Unedit Eddie, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 4:12, archived)

He said and I quote:

OH FUCK OFF

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

hahaha

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:31, archived)

Hahahahaha

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

interesting fact

that mila girl is in the strokes video "the end has no end"

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connor, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

Yeah

she did mention that.

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:29, archived)

OH.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

Ha. :)

Practice can help with the rest.

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Fluffy elephants, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:07, archived)

Good show.

If it's software you're after, try Paint.net. It's free and rather more powerful than MSPaint.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:10, archived)

Dude

a crayon is more powerful than MSPaint

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:11, archived)

DUDE SHUT UP, DUDE.

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Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:12, archived)

ON UR NTRNET

NOT SHTTNG UP

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

TEA MOTHERFUCKERFUCKER

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Killerkitti Like my coffee black, just like my metal, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

now that,

is awesome.

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Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

7 degrees

of awesome! motherfucker!

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:47, archived)

I like this almost as much as the comments it provoked.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:32, archived)

Tea Motherfucker

Makes me want tea.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:57, archived)

OH DUDE NO DUDE

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executiverocker only wears C&A, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

The crayon is mightier than the machete.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

a bazooka full of crayons, now that's a fucking waxy mist of shit in a bucket

(I don't know where I'm going with this)

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

brah

aint none of us all up in here know whatchall goin wit anything

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

well, fo, fo shit, yo

O_o?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

i dunno...

I kinda like the gimp

edit: oo-err, www.gimp.org

(Freeman163, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 5:30, archived)

thanks

this will help

(fonebone10 hasn't bothered to put on a signature yet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

I prefer mspaint

to paint.net

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:14, archived)

Well done.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:15, archived)

if it didn't take 2 minutes to start up on my pc i might like it more

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:19, archived)

but paint.NET has layers

also more than 3 undos

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:21, archived)

layers are for wimps!

i use graphicsgale anyway.

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:23, archived)

Ooh, that's a new one on me.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:25, archived)

what the hell is this

is this designed entirely for making sprites

SPRITES.

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Shada, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

yep, or anything else that's pixely

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Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:28, archived)

Welcome learner

I see you have made your first mistake earlier and have learned from it. Next you need to get some decent software and get shopping. Your on the right track.

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P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:13, archived)

your

gay

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

That's the spirit!

Also, it doesn't have to be brilliantly executed anyway. Just keep it original and under 50KB and everyone will be happy.

*hugs*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

Welcome to b3ta.com :-)

Consider your cherry popped. Now go get the GIMP and a wacom tablet and have fun :)

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:22, archived)

^This too.

I don't have photoshop, so I downloaded GIMP from www.gimp.org

It's very good (although it's the only pictorial image manipulation software application program I've tried, so I have nothing to compare it to. Apart from MS Paint).

I'm also interested in Inkscape. Does anyone recommend this?

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:27, archived)

I like inkscape.

its fun to play with.
good for vector type shizzle too.

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

Inkscape's lovely.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:33, archived)

Could you perhaps

write me a 750-word review? In the next 19 minutes?

_{Thank you both.}

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:37, archived)

I can,

so long as all of those words are 'midgets', bar a few more select words to make it qualify as a review.

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:41, archived)

I acquired CS3 "master" from torrent yesterday.

It's purdy :) I used it to make this:
randomain.com/b3ta/spunter.gif

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

Nice to see the most powerful image manipulation software

being put to good use :D

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Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:42, archived)

Whoa back!

I thought I made it clear: I'M JUST A BEGINNER! I CANNOT ACHIEVE THIS LEVEL OF MASTERY YET!

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:46, archived)

PRACTICE MOTHERFUCKER!

DO YOU SQUEAK IT!?

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Ratsta, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:48, archived)

Ooo-er!

Frequently.

*flutters lashes*

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struthers when you call my name it's like a little prayer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:51, archived)

Its the joke that matters

and i smiled. :)

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:24, archived)

It's the little things.

(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:34, archived)

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Cae1, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:39, archived)

Don't ask Cunting for Agatha for help

whatever you do

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grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 2:30, archived)

9, 10, 11, 12.

welcome to b3tå.

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postbear has metal knees, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 7:24, archived)