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# I got the urge to make a squirrel with tits
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 20:59, archived)
# Arf!
But that is a chipmunk surely?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:01, archived)
# also finches
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:08, archived)
# it's a Gopher
and they are great tits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:11, archived)
# Blue tits
Great tits have black hats.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# it looks black on my monitor
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# they are not
that good
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:13, archived)
# seen better
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# It's a lion.
And those are emus.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# HA HA HA
animals hey
tsk
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# and the emus are eating there way out of the lions head
with maggots falling out of the lions nose
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# Too far Earl
too far
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# not far enough
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# touche
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# ...
yiff.
(Dante licked your nipple on, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:02, archived)
#
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# 'ningles all :D

is anyone going maker?
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:06, archived)
# maker?
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# a music festival in the southwest happening this friday til sunday.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Not heard of it.
Details?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# I've looked
It's all hippies
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:20, archived)
# 4!
(I helped save b3ta! gfreeman is only here for the beer, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Arf!
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Golf thread!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# the ball is completly
SUBmerged
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# because of this I am now going to subway.
I hate you all :D:D:D
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:26, archived)
# I have coupons
but alas the interweb will not allow me to send them to you
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# 'sall good
I'm back home from uni.. the sdubway was closed... what sort of subway closes a 9.30.. psch.

damn villages.

I could get chips or a pizza but i want a footlogn phallic sandwich dammit!

does the internet send them?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# damned medieval technology!!!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# looks like he's gonna bag it!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:19, archived)
# Oh the pain!!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# oh the panini
;)
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Haha, you're on a roll
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# I'm so hot
i've got a cob on!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:37, archived)
# I'm sure there's at yeast a few more puns we haven't used yet
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:40, archived)
# Dough!
that was awful
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# I'm sorry.
I'll buy you a flour to make up for it.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# don't be sorry
i'm not croiss ant
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:47, archived)
# Ah right.
I'll give the flower to my naan instead.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# you're lucky
my nan's brown bread
:(
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# Mine's doing alright,
just a little bit crusty
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:51, archived)
# ho ho hovis is getting ridiculous!
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:53, archived)
# Yeah, this isn't just a light snack of puns,
this is a whole meal.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:55, archived)
# I'll toast to that
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:57, archived)
# I'm surprised more people haven't joined in,
I'd have thought everyone would want a pitta the action
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# crumbs, this one keeps going on and on!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:22, archived)
# Yeah, we knead to stop this sometime soon.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 22:23, archived)
# he did rise to the challenge

(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# do you think puns will be
bread out at the next stage of evolution?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:50, archived)
# Is it under your bloomers?
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:44, archived)
# The fool!
He'll get sand in his sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Hold the mayo . . .
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hmmm
Openface Club Sandwedge.
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# hahhahhah
(I helped save b3ta! king_dong loves the hairstyles of the stars of dallas, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:59, archived)
# don't worry
that's an urge we all get from time to time
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:04, archived)
# gorgeous
tits on ur wan there
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:05, archived)
# squits
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:07, archived)
# butterfly
bustier or handbag?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:10, archived)
# IT BE A GOPHER
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:12, archived)
# Humph
Google images has let me down for the first time. But the tits are definitely tits.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# tits are tits
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:15, archived)
# Logic
Edit: AAAArgh! It keeps cutting out my text! I meant to say:
~ ( TITS = TITS) implies FALSE
But I tried to write implies with an arrow and it didn't like it! Arse. Apologies for seeming rude.
(I helped save b3ta! flatfrog Staring vacantly into space, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# needs more Bill Murry
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:18, archived)
# beak murray
surely
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# Well, despite the pedants in the thread (including me)
despite the pedants in the thread (including me)I shall woo this :)
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:14, archived)
# Is that
rodent wairing bling?
(I helped save b3ta! P3L3 is not my real name., Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:16, archived)
# TITS AND A BEAVER
WOO HOO
(b0rk3d Jokes are better than technique!, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:17, archived)
# tits/boobies, squirrel/gopher who cares?


edit/ is a gopher not also known as a ground squirrel
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:21, archived)
# Goda love them boobies too !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:23, archived)
# Hahaha
Boobies with tits!
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# variety is the spice...
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# Schweeeeeeeeeeeeet !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Mon 21 Jul 2008, 21:22, archived)