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# hohoho

my first post. all i know is some paint
(vanhood, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:16, archived)
# RIS?
Welcome to b3ta etc.
I trust you've read the faq already?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:18, archived)
# Do you read the news?
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:19, archived)
# No
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:20, archived)
# well you should
this man was responisble for the ordering of thousands of peoples deaths. Ignorance may well be bliss but it does as the name suggest, also leave you very ignorant.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Mind you, at least Tom Conti can now come out of hiding,
without fear of being lynched
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:35, archived)
# I tried to read it, or watch it on tv.
But it's always so boring :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# that's ok then, if genocide bores people it should be ignored
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# I didn't mean it like that.
It's just presented so boringly.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# yes, genocide should be presented as a series of cartoons
with naked ladies, flashing lights and jolly music
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# Alright alright Mr. Advocate, I get the picture.
:]
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# Perhaps they should throw in a couple of Hitler gags in each bulletin?
that might alleviate the serious nature of the news
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# I can almost feel the rage* swelling in that comment, Toasty ;)
calm down, there'll be a new image challenge along any time soon, and we need all that energy to moan about it like f*ck when it comes along :)

/hope you're well, btw

*mock rage for comedic purposes. Toasty isn't really angry. See, he says so down below :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# I'm laughing fella
little ClanSoul here is suffering from "grown ups are boring syndrome" and I find it amusing. Especially when you consider the gravity of the news story.


So please don't say I'm angry as people will read that and believe it. ta

I'm well, planning another music video, but it's sweltering here though, luckily I have chilled booze to hand.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# chilled booze... I remember those days :)
*sighs*

:)

edit:/ don't worry, no one believes a word I f*ckin' say... You ask my accountant ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Hahah!
Spot on :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Allegedly
We have to have a trial bfore we can put him in solitary for a gazillion years.
(malvino warning profile may cause death an brain damage, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# sorry, I did mean allegedly
the UN seem pretty sure though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# to be honest I didn't know who he was until someone kindly posted me a link yesterday
I don't tend to watch the news as it annoys me greatly on how f'king stupid the people in this world are
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# shut up
surely you've got more killerkitti picks to go wank over

fuck you fuck off go die
(I helped save b3ta! Barry Chuckle III - the troll with a soul., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:21, archived)
# Again, RIS?
Where did that come from?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# Chechnya
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Oh, that makes more sense.
:S
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:25, archived)
# That was rather uncalled for?
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:33, archived)
# Seriously,
where the hell did that come from?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# I seem to remember a few comments like this in the past.
No explanation is ever offered, not even when I send a gaz.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# i looked
at some of his previous posts.. apparently b3ta was better before they let emo teenagers in.

some weirdly built up hatred perhaps?

*shrugs*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
#
there's very few emo teenagers (on b3ta), and i'm sure you can either ignore or just tolerate them.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# ^This!
And I'm sure as hell not emo!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# not my opinions
just a snippet from last weeks postage by rathen.

don't think i made that clear enough in my original post.

ps. I love everyone.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:09, archived)
# Hahah :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:17, archived)
# I dont know.
Clan and me have had disagreements over certain things in the past, but he himself has admitted that he has calmed down recently. B3ta is a community for everyone and as far as I am concerned, it is great because of it's diversity!

Don't get me wrong, I laugh as much as anyone when JPG posts his CB3tans picture, but they contribute more than most of the complainers.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# We haven't fallen out for a while, though, which is good :]

And even I laugh at the CB3tans picture :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:52, archived)
# I don't remember seeing it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# It's done its rounds :]
www.b3ta.com/search/board?q=cb3tans.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:58, archived)
# that's a bit harsh, coming straight out with an FAQ comment
there's nowt wrong with this picture that could warrant that comment
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# it's cool to wail on newbies, brah
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# ahhh, is that what it is?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# I was trying to be nice!
I hate how people misinterpret things you type. Argh.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# use:) more:) smilies:)
to :D denote;* emotional^_^ content -_-

try and fill in that missing 93% of non verbal communication.

(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# it's patronising to bring up the FAQ on a poster just because he hasn't posted much.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# I must admit, I thought it sounded a little patronising as well
after all, we've all had the FAQ thrown at us at some point, and it never feels good to be on the receiving end, even more so when there's no reason for it.

Still, at least he didn't mean it in a c*ntish way :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# All of us eh?
Not me squire ;)

That's because I am perfect though ;)

How do Archie! Did you ever use those BK vouchers?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# I don't think I did, as it happens
gah!

you well, squire?

/also, FAQ, c*nt. There. Welcome to the club ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:30, archived)
# Very well ta!
Although I still have a dead arm from my tetanus jab yesterday :(

Well you should definitely try the angus 6 pack anyway! It is like heaven :D

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# I shall consider it for future eatings!
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# I haven't!
I did have pasanonic whining at me over some triviata or something though if that counts.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Now you're just trying to find bad things to point out about me,
so your implication that I'm being a cunt can still stand, yo.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Oi, I'm not being harsh at all!
I was asking if they'd read the faq because there's nothing wrong with the picture.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# It didn't read like that
given the current climate of /board of late, generally an 'FAQ' inspired reply is generally never offered in 'positive' terms
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:24, archived)
# Well, I try not to be a cunt.
For a first post, it was very good.
I was asking in case they had, indeed, read the faq, and this wasn't just a one off (given the current climate of /board of late, I've learned to be a bit wary of people)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# *Offers shovel*
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# then more positive comment and less mentioning the FAQ may help :)
If they have it right this time, lets give them the benefit of the doubt that they have read it, eh?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# But I don't get it, which is why I didn't say anything positive :/
I can't say "Hahah ace" if I don't know if it's even meant to be funny, can I?
I tried to make up for that by saying "Welcome to b3ta etc.".
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:31, archived)
# Woulda been funny if he,d been arrested on 25/12/08
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# and they had him surrounded in a chimney
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Bumsexing a reindeer!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# surrounded by a 'human shield' of elves.
/ain't seen you about much on here of late, sir, you ok?
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Just finished eight week nightclub refit.
Club Salvation in York. Best thing ive ever built.
2watt rgb laser...liquid co2 low fog wall...CO2 cannons...Pyrotecnics etc.

I have been lurkering in my time off though.
Hope you are well Sir!
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# sounds rather funky, good stuff!
aye, not so bad, now working on one of the biggest (and most satisfying) projects we've ever worked on, so life is good :)

good to see you back
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# That's not really helpful :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# Yeah, but all niceness just vanished when you brought up the FAQ.
It's like... "Hello there, welcome to our house. But I must remind you that if you step anywhere out of line you will be thrown into the pool of lamprey eels. Please read this documentation for additional rules and regulations."
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:36, archived)
# No it didn't, that's just how you interpreted it.
I was saying "well done if you read the faq, this picture is within the guidelines it puts forward" in so many words.
Meaning the niceness was still there, regardless of how you interpreted it (and bearing in mind I wasn't aiming it at you anyway, why do you care?)
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:40, archived)
# Y'ALL SOUNDED LIKE A ROBUT BRINGIN' DAT FAQ UP RIGHT THERE
AN I AINT TOO FOND OF ROBUTS, BRAH
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# In fact, why is it that you do only care when I do something you think is wrong?
Are you a cunt, or is it just "cool to wail on" me?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# To be fair Clan,
I think that the problem has arisen from the fact that you brought up the FAQ when absolutely nothing had been done wrong. I am not getting involved in who is right and who is wrong, but bringing up the faq for no reason can easily be interpreted as dickishness.

And please note, I have said "could be interpreted", and not necessarily is.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:45, archived)
# Actually that last point wasn't referring to this incident.
It's referring to pretty much every single thing Shada has ever said to me :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:46, archived)
# :3
I don't hate you~
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# ...was that from Portal?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Ha!
Us gamers, huh.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# *lols*
It's true, though :/
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Yeah, portal jokes got real stale real fucking fast.
I pretty much cringe now whenever someone goes HURR HURR THE CAKE IS A LIE HAHA LOL.

But those turrets are just too cute to forget.
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:57, archived)
# I agree, but personally I always preferred the turrets over liecake.
I mean, yeah, cake it great, but the turrets have guns and cute voices.
What's not to love?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:59, archived)
# IM GOING TO PLAY IT NOW
even though i know what happens as i watched you complete it.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# I did ask if you wanted to play,
but you said no :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:04, archived)
# you are 'perfetly' balanced on theat fence there... ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:47, archived)
# If only,
I have just started a fire in my garden that is mostly made up of my fence :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I'm inclined to agree...
Did seem somewhat cunty, and I can safely say I've never thought you've been a cunt.

Except that time you did a shit on my dog... that was out of order.


*wonders if anyone noticed
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Well I'm sorry, I thought it was a statue :/
It would have helped if you'd told me it has narcolepsy.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# What?
and spoil the fun? nevar!


Right! Pub! You lot stay here and keep an eye on things here.
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:53, archived)
# Looks like a misfire!
I think maybe a "Wow ...huge effortless TOAP"
pushing Toasty off the board...."
LOLZACOPTERS

Welcome aboard new person
(I helped save b3ta! Hummel Who died and made you....oh wait...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# i think he meant that there was nothing wrong with it, so he assumed that the person had read it already,
unlike most new people
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:26, archived)
# ^This exactly
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# ...
Saying: "I *trust* you've read the faq" suggests that there is no evidence to support that fact. In other words, that the image does not demonstrate that the faqs had been read and that therefore it has faults.
If "I *see* you've read the faq" had been written then it would've implied that the image conformed to requirements.
Sorry if this sounds a bit pompous - didn't mean it to.
(I helped save b3ta! Grindstaff, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:02, archived)
# welcome aboard new person :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:22, archived)
# I'ma gaz you some links to some software
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:23, archived)
# completely legal like
noe warra meayn.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:27, archived)
# Arf!
Welcome!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:28, archived)
# Such a funny little hat !
(I helped save b3ta! Valin I changed glasses while I wasn't looking, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:29, archived)
# Try www.getpaint.net
free version of Photoshop without the ripping off of creative peoples hard work.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:32, archived)
# I wouldn't call paint.NET a "free photoshop"
but it is damn awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Shada, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:34, archived)
# Photoshop 5 is still Photoshop ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# I offered up
these links yesterday.

photo plus www.freeserifsoftware.com/software/PhotoPlus/default.asp

gimp www.gimp.org/

Paint.net www.getpaint.net/index.html

Pixia park18.wakwak.com/~pixia/

Project Dogwaffle thebest3d.com/dogwaffle/free/

Inkscape www.inkscape.org/download/?lang=en
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:49, archived)
# I reviewed Dogwaffle ages ago, interesting package but also very weird
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# Yeah it's crazy
but I bought the pro version anyway. I'm still going through the tutorials but I think it will be worth it looking at some of the images I have seen.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:55, archived)
# Thanks
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:51, archived)
# hohum
oh dear. an interesting response. i will have a look at FAQ later to see who/what i have violated. i seems to remember Hitler based pics so anyone whos no happy about the Genocidal manic point seems a bit void
(vanhood, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:37, archived)
# you ain't done nothing wrong here :)
/b3ta is just in a weird temperament of late here on /board. Pull up a chair, shop a kitten etc etc and welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# nothing has been violated.
(I helped save b3ta! Cae1, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:38, archived)
# *riases hand*
I have been violated

but i secretly liked it
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:41, archived)
# Yet...
(I helped save b3ta! SubCulture Hero ... ... He... .... Comes ... ...., Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:50, archived)
# I don't think you've violated anyone (although your personal life is your own call)
my comment about ripping off creative peoples hard work is in reference to those who pirate software.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:39, archived)
# Jesus, it was just a couple of comics
that I f I were to buy would end up in the bin before I read them like my newspapers do. (ARE YOU READING, WIFE?) ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:43, archived)
# ha, I wasn't talking to you
you have paid for your copies of Photoshop, MAX etc haven't you?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:48, archived)
# Of course I have
it's why I get online support and tickets for seminars that I forget to go to. I'm not too happy about the FLEXnet licensing that I'm forced to run as a service by Autodesk but I don't have much choice.

I buy because I can, not an overly moral obligation to. That's my stance really. Pay for everything that you can and support developers. I can not get too upset though when there are talented people out there without a pot to piss in and they don't pay for their copy of photoshop. I'd like to think if they ever made any money in the future they would have the decency to buy a license.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# In fact the opposite.
You have doen nothing wrong whatsoever. However, it is always a good idea to read the FAQ just for some of the recommendations. And also, as always, just look at the board, you should get to know what goes down well and what doesnt pretty quickly. If you want to see what doesnt go down well, pop in on a Tuesday :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:42, archived)
# No no no, nothing's violated, I was asking if you'd read it (in surprise because most new people don't)
as a congratulation for having it withing the guidelines of the faq.
Sorry if that was misinterpreted, I was trying to be nice :[
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:44, archived)
# Patronising cunt


;-)
(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:06, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:07, archived)
# Welcome to the madness
50Kb, and/or stuff that isn't their own work. Or started a new thread with a 'hello'.

You're definitely more than welcome just 'coz you didn't do that.

Bunging a bit of text on an otherwise unchanged picture is, whilst accepted, a bit frowned upon. Unless it's dead funny. If you'd stuck a fez on his head or something, we'd all be bumraping you. (Which is also a nice thing. Err.)

I'll shut up now.


(SockCooker ПТН ПНХ, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 19:54, archived)
# HAHAHAHA
(I helped save b3ta! The Twisted Omentum vidi vici veni, Wed 23 Jul 2008, 20:48, archived)