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(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:28, archived)
# this hammock chafes
howdy sir :-)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Nings
& helloes
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# TOILET DUCK
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Haha
you win ice cream*

*well you would if I hadn't just eaten it all
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# :( you got my hopes up then
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# sod the ducks
there is a major thunder storm going on.

I am in south Oxfordshire at the moment
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:29, archived)
# Apparently the building site next to my girlfriend's flat has been hit by lightning.
It's still lovely up here in Sheffield at the moment.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# is she making a monster
and was disappointed that the lightning hit the wrong building
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# She'll have to make do without a servant for another day
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Hmmm
Sheffield Eh?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:57, archived)
# Ooooh
I like them...
we're supposed to be getting some later :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# I HAD HAILSTONES IN WALES
AND A BUCKET FULL OF WATER THEN IT STOPPED :)
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Where is this storm of which you speak?
It isn't in doncaster, which is a bugger as it is 30C in my living room right now.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# henley on thames
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:35, archived)
# Is that on the river thames?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:39, archived)
# Same here. Though I am acting as the radiator after a 12 mile bike ride
as a slightly overweight, beer-swilling bugger.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 22:07, archived)
# hahahahaha!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:30, archived)
# First, you need to compo it.
Last, it's bloody woo.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# Thankee muchly
I shall indeed
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:33, archived)
# Hello you.
(, Tue 29 Jul 2008, 14:00, archived)
# where the shuddering fuck has that duck been?
the front end?
or the back end?

Place your votes now!

woo and O_o
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:31, archived)
# He had been in both,
he is a total slut.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# i don't understand
but i like
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:32, archived)
# Lookit, it even has wings and and absorbing layer and everything!

evening sah
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# just don't do a schindler's list colour add to it, ok?
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:13, archived)
# Toilet duck?
Woo.
Damn too late!!!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# At first i thought she was on the bog,
but then i thought 'hmm, no basin?'.
Clearly she's having a good ole sesh with a mechanical manhood. Filth.


WOO.
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:34, archived)
# Oooooh!
She's in for a fluffy surprise!

Woo!
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:36, archived)
# :D
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:45, archived)
# hahaha
excellent
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:46, archived)
# CHICKENPANTS!
O_O
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 21:49, archived)
# Is She Just Sat On A Settee With Her Knickers Down?
It's An Odd Toilet
(, Mon 28 Jul 2008, 23:00, archived)