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[challenge entry] Doesn't get any sadder than this.
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(Trefusis No, I'm not a Cornish lesbian., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:37, archived)
# IS kebab the new word on "the street"?
Should I use it to be down with the youth?
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# kebab isn't as good without horse
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# I do not understand the analogy....
A kebab is something I have only partaken of after drinking lots of realbeery drinkypoos.

A lady's pinkish parts I am happy to partake of anytime, this does not make sense to me.

(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Perhaps some sort of food science is required here
*hopes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# Crikey
That made me blush!
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:15, archived)
# Didn't see refer to her foo-foo
as a kebab?
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# "max clifford on jade goody's kebab"
:(
(I helped save b3ta! fegg ..next to Mr Waddilove, stinking of shit., Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# it's dripping with sauce!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# hopefully HP
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# mm relish the tangy brown-ness
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Proof that Karma exists
although I don't wish cancer on anyone
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# but you did just express the opinion
that that person has been given cancer as punishment for past indiscretions...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Maybe he meant the starsign


Edit: I've just checked... she's a Gemini
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# thank fuck
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# I just heard Russell Crowe may be playing Bill Hicks in a biopic.
With a whale. In the Thames.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# what?-Say that again
then tell me it's not true - NOW!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# Hold it together.
www.empireonline.com/news/story.asp?NID=23102
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNTS
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Oh dear.
edit: also, what he said ^
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:46, archived)
# Too old
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# and shit
and wrong.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# ?
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Could be worse.
Could be Russell Brand. Or Russell Grant.
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Hello Glenn Hoddle
long time no speaky.



Sorry, but I'm of a mind that karma's not such a bastard as to possibly rid a small boy of his mother because she happened to say a couple of naughty things.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# I was only digging at her
I dont believe in karma really. Plus my mother (potentially) has cancer so like I said, i don't wish it on anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:42, archived)
# you said it, you can't un-say it
there's no irony or misplaced words on b3ta EVER - you must stand by everything you ever say
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# and now the karma forms
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# shut up Jew
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# :o
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Yidtwins powers activate!
Form of righteous kosher rage
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# I hope that appears in the form of a greased up summer sausage
ECCYTHUMP!!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# shut up Muzzie
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Shut up agnostic-y
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# you're just upset because I didn't invite you to my bar mitzvah
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# is that a gay bar?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Oy, god willing
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# sorry
- I'm practising racism... you shoe wearing Nord
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# THAT'S CLOG NOODLING BORK BORK BORK BORK!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# hahaha that's going to be my new sig ^
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Science!
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# You watched it - you can't unwatch it!
Stay tuned for more... "Tales! Of! Interest!".
(sabre-tooth monkey, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# You are Sharon Stone
aicmfp
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Karma for what
she got the blame for what other's said
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Karma for hiring Max Clifford as her publicist?
Mind, if you're not with him you're aginst him...
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# The karma was when she started bullying and spewing out racist comments
On Celebrity Big Brother, and suddenly found that the public (i.e. the shitey celeb magazines) had turned their back on her.

But I think this, while real, is an attempt to make lemons out of lemonade.

I sincerely wish her the best of luck, but I also wish she would just fuck off too.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# But she didn't
she didn't like Shilpa SHitty and said she was a stuck up cow. That's not racist in my book (cos she was a stuck up cow).

Danielle Lloyd was the racist one, and she's come out it better than anyone, cos she's suppossedly pretty
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I'm sure she thinks karma is a sort of curry, innit
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# nah, it's a mini yer mum drives
innit
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# korma korma korma korma cameleon*
*joke circa 1995
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Shish
(I helped save b3ta! Hamster Trippin' aka Mr. Titts, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Maybe they can do a transprant..
Just need a donner
(I helped save b3ta! Cerebus Sticky! Sticky! Stick! Stick!, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# As much as I hate her
Cancer is shite.
(asciifaceofbob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i have a strange feeling of
de javu

on that note, wher is k3b/-\b, didn't see him around for a week or so
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# That's not de javu
*zips*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# i bite..
but you're welcome to try me
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:43, archived)
# That's OK.
I'm nails.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
#
(Your watch is still saving for 5K but has learnt about 'nose bondage', Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:40, archived)
# i thought this was shopped..
(I helped save b3ta! Dr Scunner She’s a he, technically, but she’s scalding hot, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:41, archived)
# /funny font matching algorithm question
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:44, archived)
# /mild sub pixel smoothing anecdote
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:45, archived)
# DISCO! MEATS!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:47, archived)
# \o/
yeah baby, time for MEAT!
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:52, archived)
# crikey, she was on the Indian version of big brother
this world confuses and scares me greatly

I need a hug :(

after I've finished this pizza :D

:(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:48, archived)
# I'll only hug you if I can have a slice of pizza.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:49, archived)
# crap, I eated the last one
it was great

and filled with pizza'y goodness

with melted cheese

and like, toppings

yum!

so nice!

I could eat them all day, yum yum yum yum

all gone.

(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Bah!
Luckily I have sausages cooking as a backup.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:53, archived)
# emergency sausages!
that's what stops the barbarians at the gates

they'll never defeat us as long as we have tubes of processed floor scrapings

yum!

I hope they are spicy and you have onions with them :D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:55, archived)
# They have herbs in them.
and I'm going to eat them between two slices of bread. With lots of butter.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:57, archived)
# crikey
this sounds awfully middle class

you should have a glass of wine with them

and the situation is complete
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:58, archived)
# A glass of wine? Don't be stupid.
I'm going to have some fine brandy and a cigar.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:59, archived)
# you'd better throw that brandy into the fireplace in a fit of rage when you are finished with it
:D
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:05, archived)
# Only if my butler brings me the wrong slippers again.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:07, archived)
# Congratulations. No, really, I am very impressed. It's very good news. I'm genuinely happy. Look, this is my happy face.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# id like her to get
brain cancer
(Rattlehead all time with the gay, forever touching, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 12:50, archived)
# Mouth and throat cancer ftw

then she might stfu.
(I helped save b3ta! Dr. Blackwolf is sucking diesel on, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 13:01, archived)
# This is massively woo!
My 11-year old daughter doesn't get it tho =o]
(I helped save b3ta! Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Tue 19 Aug 2008, 16:34, archived)