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# Tune in this Wednesday
(I helped save b3ta! claptonista ,the idiot boy.........., Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:27, archived)
# hahaha
Nicely!

The impending doom is upon us!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
# I'm hoping to catch an exotic particle and breed with it.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:28, archived)
#
breed with rape
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# The universe started wth a fart
and the LHC will prove it.
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# TWAT
according to the university of manchester
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# It started with a twat?
.
(muckluks notsureyet, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:40, archived)
# #who knew it would come to that#
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# hayden panettiere next to hadron ftw!!
edit: we're all gonna die wednesday.
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:31, archived)
# We're not going to die.
We're going to become something new, different, and better.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=CX5JBsKih0c

(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# you know you can't so i guess you might as
OWNED!!!
(The Blue Brony Flogging a Dead Horse Since, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:44, archived)
# not that anyone cares or knows what I'm fucking on about anyway I'm sure
but is anyone else finding it a bit worrying that Prof. Higg has been so very quiet in the past few months...?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:33, archived)
# he's dead, Dave
Dave

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:36, archived)
# he's not - I saw him the other day
I smiled at him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# ... at least I think it was him
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# It was a rapist, wasn't it.
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# yes
:(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Here, you might need this....
*hands anusol*
(I helped save b3ta! mrlogic is copying your beard, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# who's dead, Hol'?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:41, archived)
# arev bin eatin alf the crew
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# Heh!
'edit' initially read that as hardons :s
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:37, archived)
# heheheheh!
bah, the worst that could happen is that a portal will open to another dimention; we'll all suddenly get very good with side arms for no reason, and have to spend most of the day beating head-crabs with crowbars.

Nothing to it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:39, archived)
# RESONANCE CASCADE!
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# "I never thought I'd see a resonance cascade. Let alone create one."
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# Fuck yeah!
I like to wedge the scientists in the door, so that when the explosion happens you can see them pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Damn, I'd be useless if it happened
I'd probably end up pissing about doing all the things I did in teh game, like dupe security guards into running infront of auto-turrets, or messing with Laster trip bombs and setting up ever more elaborate explosive displays
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:54, archived)
# I'd crowbar all the dead stuff so it exploded.
SPLUNCH!

Have you seen the half-hour Half-Life speed run?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:57, archived)
# ....no?
the BEST HL vid Ive seen is this:
www.youtube.com/watch?v=OHxyZaZlaOs
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# If you have a half hour spare, I'd watch it. The little tricks and glitches he does are insane. Better than watching telly.
video.google.com/videosearch?q=half+hour+half+life&emb=0&aq=0&oq=Half+Hour+Ha#
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:03, archived)
# I shall be watching this when I get in from work!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:05, archived)
# :D
Catch me later, I'll buy you a beer!
(MrChimp previously Monsieur, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Pah!
Half a billion fucking pounds (from the UK alone) spent on something that uses extraordinary amounts of electricity that scientists themselves keep telling us to conserve in order to save the planet.

What good will finding the Higgs Boson actually do any of us? Nothing. That's what.

Fuck science, man. It's full of hypocritical bastards.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:44, archived)
# It's not even because of us, use all you want.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# This is why I went into Medical Physics,
I can at least pretend to be ethical
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# Bull!
You love the hardrons as much as the next person!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# science doesn't tell us to save electricity.
Governments and newspapers do. According to science, air, earth and water quality improves each year.

BUT AL GORE SAYS THAT HIS SCIENCE SAYS THE WORLD IS DYING FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# Have you seen the graphs which link air temperature and C02?
It's the most tedious 'relationship' ever.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:55, archived)
# LOL SCIENCE!
Its not going to make a difference anyway.
You could find a relationship between Irn-Bru consumption and global warming if you wanted to
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:59, archived)
# I already have. :D
Anyway: global warming IS happening, but it's not because of us, it's just what happens, it'll cool down in a few thousand years again and there'll be an ice age and whatnot.

Thats just how it is.*


*doesn't actually know, but it would be impressive if this happened.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:00, archived)
# Thats what apparently happens
The world cools the heats itself etc....
over such a long time frame that we wont notice it, unless we accidently destroy the world with large hadron colliders.

(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:02, archived)
# Why would a collinder e(a)ffect the world?
Unless it was giant!

I sometimes wonder how big the largest collinder ever is.
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:04, archived)
# Drainage of magma
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:07, archived)
# yes,
I love that despite data showing no significant relationship between temperature and CO2, the hand-wringers just say that it does show a relationship. It just does. OK?

NOW BUILD A FUCKING UNDERGROUND BUNKER AND SEPARATE YOUR RUBBISH SO THE GOVERNMENT CAN MAKE MONEY OFF THE RECYCLING COMPANIES WHO CREATE MORE POLLUTION AND USE MORE ENERGY THAN WAS INFLICTED IN MAKING THE FUCKING THINGS ORIGINALLY.

Landfills ftw. Safe, clean and piss people off who know fuck all about science.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:08, archived)
# Not C02, no
CO2, possibly.
(I helped save b3ta! Quijibo Esq. BSc. May contain traces of nuts, Thu 11 Sep 2008, 15:30, archived)
# What's the big deal?
I've seen hardons collide before and the DP is barely even interrupted.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:45, archived)
# *bokes*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# I always get hardons on buses
usually as I'm due to get off!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:46, archived)
# *gets off*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Are you Prince?
:D

Edit: 'ning sah!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:49, archived)
# No, I'm teh WebSheriff
*sues*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:51, archived)
# :O
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:01, archived)
#
Give or take a couple of letter rearrangements.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:48, archived)
# *gives letter rearrangement*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# Well if you're not going to use it...
*takes back*
(I helped save b3ta! Nathanial Hornblower, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:52, archived)
# pearoast
(Virulent, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:56, archived)
# hahahha, i love that pic, brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 15:58, archived)
# Yay!
(the_riviera_kid , anyone fancy making me a brew?, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 16:52, archived)
# Pfft
They don't start the actual collisions until October 21st, according to WP.
(Cloudane, Mon 8 Sep 2008, 18:12, archived)