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# *Awakens from hibernation*
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:57, archived)
# ARGH THE FEAR!
edit : is that goatse also?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Yes.
It is a special Teh Fear commemorative wash bag.

[EDIT1: Yep!]
[EDIT2: Well, just the left arm.]
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# fuck
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# You've cut your hair and shaved your beard off!!!!
And not shopped your pic!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# FP Mofo!!!
Tampon pic!

Nice one.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# It was an instant FP, I must admit to a large amount of surprise,
but yayed nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:06, archived)
# You've had a haircut?
Edit : Damn you, Mstandot!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Haha!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:03, archived)
# squeers
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# yowza
o-O
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# JEZUS!
That's terrifyingly wrong

You have no doubt started something horrible with this one nostril abomination
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Dude! You seen/seeing Boosh live?


I can heartily recommend it.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# er, yes, several times and will be in Brighton next month
Glad to hear its good at the moment, it was a little wayward last time I saw them
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# oh, now I'm nervous.
what was wrong when you saw them?

/seeing them in Manchester in Dec
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:09, archived)
# The last tour was a bit flimsy I thought
then the Festival date was a bit uncoordinated, still getting their band legs together it seemed
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# yeah, I said below that I've seen the dvd of last year's tour (or from the year before...)
and was unimpressed.

*hopes for good form*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# Don't panic Mr Mainwaring!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:13, archived)
# *does Blakey from On the Buses impression*
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:20, archived)
# They are breeding.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Slightly more advanced!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# Foly Huck
Kill it in the arse.
(I helped save b3ta! Tu9 01100011011101010110111001110100, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:58, archived)
# Fuck knows.
After all, it's all ready and waiting.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# is that me?
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 22:59, archived)
# pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:04, archived)
# sweet dancing grandma!
how the fuck would i be able to climb up THAT nostril?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:00, archived)
# In short, sharp steps.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:02, archived)
# so i see.
is the ear sheltered from the wind, or would i have to build a fire to keep warm?
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:05, archived)
# That depends.
At this time of year I would probably start thinking about taking the lee ear, but earlier in the season I would prefer the fresh air to the shelter.

There is a deep brown wax in here which can niff a bit, but makes excellent Blu-Tak
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)
# i hate to be cold
the lee ear it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:11, archived)
# Watch out for the lice.
I use a concoction of my own devising, consisting of a mixture of lavender oil and a blackthorn stick.

To be honest, the lavender is optional.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:16, archived)
# i find that coating myself in earwax works fine
the lice just slide right off.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:18, archived)
# That's fine in the summer,
when you can sit in a breeze.

In autumn I avoid it because of the odour, although it can keep the frost off on particularly cold winters nights.
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:21, archived)
# if the ears are hairy
the hair can be woven to produce blankets that are both warm and waterproof. nose hair blankets should only be used as a last resort, they're much coarser and not at all waterproof.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:29, archived)
# Ze nose!
It looks uncircumcised!
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:01, archived)
# Arghh!
One nostril?
(I helped save b3ta! Fluffy elephants, Tue 7 Oct 2008, 23:07, archived)