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# I done another one of these, its been a while


Past incidents beforererer

I cant think of a punchline tho
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:35, archived)
# arez tey dancing?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# I dont know, look at the beforerers that tells the story... to some extent
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# COME ON BARRY!!!
KICK HIM IN THE MAN-CUNT
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:36, archived)
# Dino:"Who are you voting?"
Sjeep:"Moo-bama"
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:37, archived)
# dino: - fookin wooly backs
sheep: :'-(
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Dino: Sjeep are the niggars of the world
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# Sjeep:
"Fuck you Steg, Sjeep ftw."
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:42, archived)
# It was supposed to be a sorta skugosaurus, but didnt come out too well
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# like this?
www.skug.co.uk/custom/skugosaurus.gif
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Yes, but no-where near as good
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# It's almost real
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# Theres no bridge, copter or shark
not real :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# Its realerer than real reality.
...and just as good if not better.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
#
This is as real as I can do

Thanks to walrus man for the origional
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# hahawha
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# RuRRRRRRRR
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# awesome
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# agreed
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Blimey, b3taday central.
HAPPYTIEMS.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Thats well nice :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# ARGH!
*flights*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# needs more barry
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Sheeps is not called barry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:38, archived)
# most sheep are called Fred or Paul
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Well, the ones you have shagged yes
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:41, archived)
# your mum's name isn't paul or frank
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# Boom Boom!
/basil brush blog
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:43, archived)
# i couldnt stop myself from typing
been away from b3ta too long you see
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Thats what b3ta needs, some more BARRY!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# a barry would save us from the crisis
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# Who did barry?
and why havent there been any more of barry
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# had her
(crand _.-~stupid ascii thing~-._, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:41, archived)
# was it not prodigy69?
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# I dont remember, hence the asking
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# got it!
8 search pages later

www.b3ta.com/board/6027577
(I helped save b3ta! Sir T. Skellington, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# COME ON BARRY CUNT HIM IN THE FUCK!
/ac

:D

Good work
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Sorry wrong number
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
# *breathes heavily*
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:09, archived)
# I call him Barry!
He always answers to me.....
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII Does mainly dead people, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Thats because you fuck him up the arse. fuck him up the arse, fuck, fuck him up the arse....
/nathan barley blog
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# :D
You got me!!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII Does mainly dead people, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# DIno"I fell over and now my arms are broken"
Cunt-Sheep"hahahahahahahaha! You calcium dificiant shit wristed bastard. I fucking hate shit wrists."
(I helped save b3ta! UnofficialSlime has games disease. will spread., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Cunt-Sheep is correct
well done. Gold star.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:39, archived)
# Hahaha and deficient isnt it?
/pedant blog :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:40, archived)
# I hate you, Nick.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:46, archived)
# >:(
Afternoon Matt
Hows leeds?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:47, archived)
# Pretty good actually.
Almost fell asleep in a few lectures today and I'm waiting for some beef to freeze.

How's sheffy? :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:48, archived)
# yay Leeds
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:49, archived)
# Happy day :D
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# I went to comedy club last night
b3ta.com/board/8829280
Was well funny, but I am well tired, I need some sleeps
I have had 2 delicious sandwiches today tho :D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:50, archived)
# Haha!
Awesome :D

I had cheese on toast for breakfast, and cheesy beans on toast for lunch. I need to think of a non toast based meal for dinner, I'm running low on bread D:
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:51, archived)
# I bought some bread today, im all breaded up
And I have 2 rashers of bacon left!
Fuck yeah!
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:53, archived)
# Oh shit, I have no bacon :(
OH FUCK YES THOUGH. I have like 4 pork chops in the fridge. I forgot about them. Pork stir fry methinks.

I make the girliest food though. I'll have some spring onion, ginger, chili, garlic, and maybe some sun dried tomatoes and cous cous with it.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Cous Cous, you fag! :D
We do meals in our house so weekdays each person cooks a meal for the rest of the house and weekends we sort ourselves out.
I had chicken marinated in piri piri sauce and lime zest n juice with rice and butter cooked mushrooms for dinner last night, it were reet tastey
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# That sounds pretty ace.
I have half a lime that I need to use, I might zest up the stir fry later.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:10, archived)
# Have some vegetables and fruit for pudding.
Don't live on brown, orange and yellow food all the time.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:55, archived)
# Most of my food is multi coloured.
I actually eat quite well, considering.

I'm making beef jerky tonight and tomorrow. I might make some quinoa soup some time too, I've been meaning to but I'm running low on vegetables.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# Good chap.
A friend of mine lived on nowt but bread and orange/brown/yellow food for years and wondered why he had whopping great problems with his digestive system, skin, tackle etc...
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# your poo to!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# Knight 3?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:00, archived)
#
MIDORI, developed by Suntory, was launched in the United States in 1978.

And what better way to say "I'm here!" than with a monster party at Studio 54(the world's most famous nightclub) attended by the stars of Saturday Night Fever, including the young up-and-comer, John Travolta.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:52, archived)
# I've just noticed you've gone off on another of your 'arguements' down the board
You do make me giggle you big mentil
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# it was a play I wrote
to cheer Freebs up.

It's all serious business.

:D

I'm glad you liked it.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# que?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# it's something everyone should know
memorise it to impress the ladies.

It works - trust me; ask any of the ladies here and they'll tell you they're impressed.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# Ive got my boyish good looks to impress the ladies,
all you gotta do is buy them 2 bacardi breezers and they will ride you like seabiscuit
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# that's all well and good to get the skanks
but if your quarry is a more complex lady you need to know of the finer things in life... and some of the black arts...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# im still young, skanks will do for now
:D
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:13, archived)
# you'll learn
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:16, archived)
# I know, give it a few years til I burn myself out...
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:19, archived)
# We can't answer

We're too busy detangling our panties from your person
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:05, archived)
# don't try too hard
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:07, archived)
# Hello John Travolta...
are you up or coming?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# Oh god...
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# I didn't know Angry sheep and Skugosaurus were dating!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:54, archived)
# This is not a date, just a conversation
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:56, archived)
# Also
b3ta.com/board/8829269

Will there be cayke?
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:57, archived)
# There may be....there may not be......
/uncommited.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:58, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# only cos I may forget!

You bring some.
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:01, archived)
# I probably wont be able to afford cayke by then :(
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:02, archived)
# We had a whole table dedicated to cayke at the Derby bash

Bless Dixon and all that sail in her
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 17:06, archived)
# GUITAR LEG
/ac
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 16:59, archived)
# LOOK OUT HE'S GOT A GUN...
oh wait *nom nom nom*
Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Oct 2008, 21:41, archived)