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# why?
did it leave you?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:41, archived)
# he never wrote, he never called...
*relurks*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Not to mention as soon as I'd wiped my cock on the curtain I lost interest.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# I want some statistics on curtain wiping
How many people have really done this?

I have.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:49, archived)
# I recall doing it once....
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# I've pissed in the sink before.
The girl had a sink in her bedroom.
She was taking ages coming back from the toilet.
I really needed to go.

Edit: As for curtains... I would do it, but I like being all sticky.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:53, archived)
# I've pissed in a sink before
similar reasons, but without a cock to make it that bit easier
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:55, archived)
# haha, impressive work.
I'm pleased to say, that I did it on our second date as well.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Hiigh Fi-YVE
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# dare I ask how you managed it?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# I'd imagine like putting your finger over the end of a hose
ti attain higher pressure
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:01, archived)
# *falls off chair laughing*
FFS! :D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# *props up*
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Hello Lovely!
*snuggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# The underpants I have on were my last pair without precum on them.
Thanks a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# Mostly just positioning
stood on my tiptoes and leant forward, like I was thrusting my crotch at an unwilling businessman with a sweaty fist full of banknotes. And yes, a bit of pulling bits to be pointing the right way.
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# hmm... I can't seem to picture it...
do you have a camera?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# Lolz
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I could see that being a bit difficult
unless it was a low sink....
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# I've pissed in many sinks
and it's not easy for me either as my cock is tiny.
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# I did the exact same thing
but I was caught!
It was only our second date and the last.
:(
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:57, archived)
# Some win some lose
at the great game of pissy-sink, it just wasn't your time
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# Hehehe
It was great, it just kept on flowing for an uncomfortable ammount of time, a real Kodak moment.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# haha
I was nearly caught the second time, but I'd locked her door. She started trying to get in as I was mid-piss.

I eventually let her in and said I was worried her flatmate would come in as I was washing my face.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:02, archived)
# Pffft!
God help us if the flatmate saw you with your face all soapy!
That would just be obscene
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# SOAPY FACE
:O
(I helped save b3ta! Ysol ab abl blap, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# haha
I was also naked.
and I'd already had a kind of thing with her flatmate...

longish story.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:11, archived)
# soapy face wank?

(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:15, archived)
# hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:22, archived)
# Hahaha
Mustn't see me washing my face!!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# I've pissed in the sink before.
The girlfriend went ballistic.

Apparently it wouldn't have been a problem if I'd removed all the cups and plates first.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# badum-tish!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# hahahahah
you git


I'm choking now!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# haha
lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Wasp Box like a nervous random stranger at a glory hole, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *tea splutter*
You b'stard!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)
# *chokes on fudge*
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:03, archived)
# now hands that do dishes can smell rank as your piss
with Barbarossa's Pissy Liquid.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:05, archived)
# We may need to re-examine the Brand Proposition on this one, sir
;)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# what's wrong with "Barbarossa"?
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:28, archived)
# Not curtains.
Venetian blinds. Never again.
*shudder*
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:58, archived)
# well I laughed.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:06, archived)
# I did too
I just didn't have a witty come back, or response other than 'hahah'
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:07, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:09, archived)
# I'm at w**k, and haven't got it installed, and am afraid to in case IT rape me.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:43, archived)
# You're at wank?
I'd be scared as well
(I helped save b3ta! Derpasaurus DOG FARTS, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Well, I can understand your reluctance, in that case
if they look anything like the IT trolls we have here.

*fears*

Edit: Admin privs FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:45, archived)
# *willfully installs anything*
/IT can't understand Macs
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:47, archived)
# Oh, you have no idea...
My lovely shiny MacBook pro came up from them with what they called (company x)'s 'standard desktop build'.

I then proceeded to take the unit home, wipe the hard drive, and do it myself. Properly.

'standard desktop build', my arse, it works now!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:51, archived)
# wtf is a standard desktop build?
sounds too PC to me


I need to purchase and install Leopard
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# What is this 'purchase' of which you speak?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# The problem is you were trying to use it as a computer, not as a desktop
*offers coaster*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Ah, that's the reason NOTHING our IT dept ever do
actually works properly.

Oooh! Nice coasters, btw. Ta!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# tell me what font I'll link it on a safe site and you'll easily be able to just drop in C:/windows/fonts
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:52, archived)
# Aww, he so lovely, he so lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:56, archived)
# Alternatively you can just go to IT and say.
I'm making this leaflet etc for work and I found a font I like could you install it for me as I don't know how:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 12:59, archived)
# That wouldn't work at my place
The only thing they know how to do is 'lose' (ie sell) software licenses
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:04, archived)
# I've got about 200 fonts I shouldn't have
don't be such a girl
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 14 Oct 2008, 13:00, archived)