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# Calling all my internet bitches
Firstly, allow me to apologise for not having b3tan off for a long, long time.

I'm hoping for assistance - of the 'I need a groovy but entirely free music video producing' variety.
Here's the reason:
uk.youtube.com/watch?v=BA45obARxBk

See, it's a bit shit, isn't it.
It's the best I could do under the circumstances (Winamp + Milkdrop + FRAPS). It's a bit too rave-on for a cheesy lounge tune.

If anyone has bits of footage kicking around or a hankering to do music videos but hasn't got any music to work with, then here's your golden opportunity*

If you want to grab the 256 kbps mp3 it's here

So...uh...help be old boney knobs, you're my only hope :)

edit: happy halloween you spooky bastards.

edit2: large bags of tits, I can't untangle the leech protection on my site. Epic fucking fail indeed. Apo-logies. *cry*

*golden shower not included
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:30, archived)
# I think you'll need some vaso...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:31, archived)
# 7 minutes is a lot of animating
I'll do it for £10k though
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:32, archived)
# cyriaktastic
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# It'd take up all my evenings and weekends for a month or two
I think that's a fair price for no life
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# As a freelancer
I totally understand :o)
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# freelance on top of a full time job
no social life beyond B3ta at the mo :(

tell a lie, I'm off to get blind drunk watching 24 hours of Halloween films with my mates tomorrow
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Sounds good
Might catch saw 5 over the weekend, going to see a famous traditional Irish rebel band in South London on Sat night.
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Hey, I've got a load of Icelandic currency to shift
Will that do?

I shoulda explained that we give all our music away for free, so we're kinda hoping for someone who wants a bit of a project to hone their skills on...uh...for free :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# lol
if you like you can give me £10K "for free" at no charge to yourself

for free :D

it'll be a good experience of using funds transfer

again, all for free
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 11:12, archived)
# prodge did an awesome one a wee while ago
... at least I think it was him

(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# ha ha ha
your first mistake was forgetting that were all cunts now
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# you are the weakest link

(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:33, archived)
# You are fail
(I helped save b3ta! partyboy. Sick, and proud of it., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:34, archived)
# woah, that's a long tune
i would offer, but by god i'm not up to it. isn't it c_kick who does that stuff? or you could try mushybees.
and now i think of it, didn't bovine do animations? or try hugo_rune/popt_art
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# I deny everything
Actually, I'm up to my neck in animationing at the moment.
(I helped save b3ta! bovine I'm so old, even my old is old, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# rather you than me!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:55, archived)
# funky
sadly i cannae help
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:35, archived)
# Wotcha matey.
Where abouts are you located (It effects my answer)?

EDIT: It probably would be worth answering as I do have a solution for you but it depends on either your location or your willingness to travel.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:36, archived)
# Hallooo
I's in North London innit :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# Piece of piss then!
All you need to do is go and visit www.saeuk.com/london/.
Get yourself on their students book which will let you get properly engineers in a fairly decent studio. You'll get produced for free and have a say in the process, a student will get experience and you wil be furnished with two original copies for your own use.
I'm assuming they do, or at least they did in the one I taught at did this.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Hey
That's cocking ace, thanks!
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# how about you suck my cock for 7 minutes
and then i vectorise it
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:37, archived)
# well I'm sure it would start off ok
but what's he to do for the other 6 and a half minutes?
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:39, archived)
# *hearty round of applause*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:41, archived)
# *claps
I yield sir!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# heheh
I'm only playing
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:11, archived)
# win
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:00, archived)
# for someone that has dummy spits about 'your image is 4 kB bigger than the files size...'
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# haha i think you have the wrong guy!
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:57, archived)
# 'Entirely free music video' is considered merely 'assistance' now?
Good luck with that.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# Ah chap
you hate to see it.

Just so you know- links for the links board, pearoasts not in a new thread.

Ne'er mind though.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:38, archived)
# My neighbours have a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:42, archived)
# yep
that's a puppy
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:43, archived)
# or at least part of one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# could be a nasty
puppy-shaped growth
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:26, archived)
# He's well cute,.
He'd be cuter with spines and sabre teeth.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# drill a hole in his forehead
and stick a Unicorn Horn there.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# She does have sharp teeth
but is generally lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:46, archived)
# that -puppy- is about the size of my 15 year old dog.....
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:44, archived)
# 15 is good going for a dawg
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# dogs come in many sizes, sir
(I helped save b3ta! Bloop Fri 16 Jul, 22:10, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# should'nt be allowed.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:14, archived)
# Puppies FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# Yay
I wanted to share the cuteness (also the OP seemed to have failed so nobody should mind)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# it looks delicious.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Wear your puppy with pride.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:47, archived)
# Awww
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:50, archived)
# haha!
'kin 'ell!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# heh, nice
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:13, archived)
# why am i looking at a picture of your neighbours dog?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:58, archived)
# Why not?
you got something better to look at?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:01, archived)
# your neighbours pussy?
(I helped save b3ta! yanmania... last shagged your mum on, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:17, archived)
# Oh gawd
That'll replace the whale in my nightmares
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:22, archived)
# If it were the other way round,
I could help. Sorry.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# I have absolutely no idea
this could be in Moldovian for all i know
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:45, archived)
# can't help
but i rather like the tune,a lot, is there a lyrical bit running through it, at the beginning in particular? if there is imho it could do with being a bit more discernible.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# Epic.
(I helped save b3ta! Halibut If you think education is expensive, try crack., Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:48, archived)
# the French love it
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:53, archived)
# so it would seem
There's no accounting for taste :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 9:59, archived)
# Do what I did:
Play your choon in one of them 'auto make pretty patterns to the music' programs, then mash/edit/smush it about with iMovie and a few recognisable objects.

Quick cheap n easy.
(I helped save b3ta! ..wil, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:37, archived)
# that would involve
going near a Mac!

I'll stick with me Milkdrop + FRAPs combo for now :)
(I helped save b3ta! brainstuff can eat a whole shredded wheat, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:45, archived)
# bookmarks :)
I'll give it a go over the weekend if I get time, I want to try out a new VJ program i downloaded anyway :)
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Fri 31 Oct 2008, 10:53, archived)