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# I HAVE A POSITIVE MESSAGE FOR ALL OF YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:04, archived)
# that's just annoying
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:08, archived)
# *headache inducing image alert!* :D
'ningles everyone! Ahhh, the start of a new week!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:10, archived)
# but how can you trust whats healthy
there are so many conflicting messages. if only there was a traffic light colour system on my food to tell me what is o.k to eat and what is not.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# I think it's more about the energy balance.
You know, make sure you expend the energy that you consume.

PORTION SIZES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# if you expend more than you consume you would die
i think i trust _felix on this one.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# That depends on how much fat you have to burn.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# somewhere between being able to climb a fairly steep hill
and enough reserves to survive the winter.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:37, archived)
# Green smarties: healthy.
Red smarties: terribly bad.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# I remember being told in ceramics class as a kid
that if I wanted to serve food in one of my bowls I couldn't use a red glaze.

The red glaze had arsenic in it. Apparently there are no red-glazed bowls in the world, or in the history of mankind. Maybe painted, but not glazed.

I HOPE THIS HELPS YOU (THE READER) ACHIEVE GOOD HEALTH.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# you can remember this valuable tip with the rhyme
no red ceramic glaze at any time of the day on a bowl; shepherds delight,
some red ceramic glaze at any time of the day on a bowl; shepherds arsenic poisoning


come to think of it. that doesn't rhyme at all.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:35, archived)
# It's still a valuable tip, even for shepherds.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)
# Bogeys: great
Tomatoes: AVOID
Oranges: meh
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# I have vomit in my nose now*




*also down my front.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# IS IT THAT ADBLOCK IS WORKING?
:P

Morning all!
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# Is this animation really so bad?
I'm sorry if I caused anything beyond fuzzy eyes for anyone.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# It's not the worst I've seen
Flashing images of any kind attract the attention of my bosses more than the constant bashing of the keyboard.
I am prone to headaches but you'd need more colour to do that.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# YOU GAVE MY BRAIN CANCER
AND MY PRIVATES HERPES

And pubic lice, but I don't mind them, they give me a midnight snack.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# let them eat your genital warts first
then they're more succulent
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Good call
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# Hahaha
fuck yeah I'm feeling fucking vigorous right about now.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 15:25, archived)
# FASTER!
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Tue 4 Nov 2008, 5:58, archived)