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# is it kerry?
he had a terrible convenience store.. it only stocked stuff you wanted when you didn't need it.

EDIT: I would like to officially state i don't understand the popular page. how come I have an animation on there that in the search feature for my posts by popularity is behind stuff that didn't get on there.. is it that votes haven't registered on the search page or the ammount of votes you need to get on there changes?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# isn't that what all the BEST shops do? :D
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:07, archived)
# Like Botulinum toxin when you're a tramp
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# Hey, it's soup.
I'll take what I can get. There's a recession on. *dies of nasty disease*
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:15, archived)
# death.. the ultimate recession :)
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:16, archived)
# not if you're an undertaker, it ain't
(I helped save b3ta! mutster101 fell over, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I know a happy undertaker.
He's happy because he has the phone numbers of ALL the frustrated widows in the area...
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# I can take this to a certain level
and then go EW.
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
#
EW infinitely further.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# All true
and flirts like a man possessed.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:41, archived)
# So his is address book is like
Will Self's "The North London Book Of The Dead".
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:44, archived)
#
His little black book = The Necronomicon
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:47, archived)
# North Wales book of the dead.
The truth is always better than anything I can make up. Met him at a wedding.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
#
turbot
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:00, archived)
# Pfft!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:09, archived)
# you can search your own posts by popularity?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# Aye,
if you just click the link, it'll show you :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# blimey, its surprising what people liked most :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# nothign makes sence anymore
www.b3ta.com/board/6028768
was my most popular post and it only had 4 replies... and its crap. and i said i was going to bed over an hour ago. and i start lines with and.
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# And then you can get depressed
at some of the tat that's bewilderingly high up on your popular posts. I'm desperately trying to post half-decently shopped pictures to bump down a really crappily-compressed JPG of James Blunt I posted for an "Offensive in 5k" challenge, but I just can't shift it no matter what I do.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:21, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
The b3ta lot are a strange bunch.

I should know, I am one ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:23, archived)
# it's the bewildering eccentricities of the place
that keep us all coming back...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:28, archived)
# Hahah
Loads of mine are broken links from years ago for some reason. I'm fairly sure they were really shit too. That craig david one appears about 4 times above stuff I actually spent loads of time on too. Bastarding hell!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# This one took a while:


but it's been very rapidly caught by this which err didn't:



Those are numbers 2 and 3 in my hit parade. Rather depressingly this is number one:
....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:26, archived)
# Rophl!
That last image is the lolzorz!
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:31, archived)
# It makes me giggle like a girl each time I see it
But I like to credit others with a better sense of humour than mine.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# This one is all the way up at third, despite the fact it only had three actual replies.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Fantastic humour!
You've never posted better!
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
# VOTE IT TO THE TOP!
heheheheheheh
*evils*
*runs to vote*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# Have fun finding it
It's from about four years ago :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:35, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:36, archived)
# Ta
Heheheheheh
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:37, archived)
# hey, there's two images i like on there
i won't complain...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# Hehe.
Searched the image filename and WTF..?

www.606studios.com/bendisboard/archive/index.php/t-53042.html

"I'd fuck him if I were gay"
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:43, archived)
# wtf?
"Fuck, I wasn't aware my love life involved so much math.

And that is why you fail. sin cos tan all these are used in logrithms and most be interchanged to form greatness among thieves."

Errr....
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:46, archived)
# the word you seek is
cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:50, archived)
# I thought the words I was looking for were
"virgin cunts".

One guy was talking about calculating the circumference of a girl's vagina when you go down on her. That's about the point I decided that no-one on that thread will ever see a lady naked, including the ones pretending to be girls.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:57, archived)
#
The most important point here is, we both feel much better about ourselves.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)
# This is most certainly true
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:12, archived)
# fiend
(Dr Teeth Who asked you, you fuckin' hobbit?, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:38, archived)
# well whacky eye-full tower......woo
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:04, archived)
# ta
deservedly my, err, second-most popular post :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:16, archived)
# here are mine
#1 www.b3ta.com/board/8862081
#2 www.b3ta.com/board/7350774 (both appeared on compo win pages)
#3 www.b3ta.com/board/7277826
#4 www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1189029093/sealclubbing.gif
#5 www2.b3ta.com/host/creative/47802/1190060687/icelollyalien.gif
#6
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:49, archived)
# I remember number 2!
I think I shuddered a bit before clicking it.

Number 3 is better with the ice cream than without :)
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:59, archived)
# brill
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:05, archived)
#
turbot
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:09, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/search/posts/me/best

Rather redundant for you though I would imagine.
"I ARE JOINT WIN!"
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:20, archived)
# 100 on the FP. I think you can retire now
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:22, archived)
# :O
Rorschach's up!

Woohoo!

what can I do for a celebration image? (I'd rather avoid the horror of nudity)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:24, archived)
# 'kin hell
A sincere congrats with that!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Well done mate.
(I helped save b3ta! Carlossus, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:33, archived)
# post all 100 of them :D
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:51, archived)
# nah, some of them were a bit shit if you ask me
although I could replace those ones with more popular ones or ones I prefered :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:58, archived)
# The search page only updates at midnight as far as I know.
My pic on the pop page wasn't even on my first 5 pages of popular when it made the page.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:18, archived)
# I heard a rumour that it depends on the time when you made the post.
It competes against the popularity of other things posted at around that time.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:27, archived)
# I think also
if it's posted during the day it'll get shot way up fast, because there's a million or so lurkers online. It's only us sadsacks who are here in the evening...
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:29, archived)
# That seems kind of opposite to what I said.
Unless it's sort of weighted so that it it does better if there are fewer votes to go around at the time, but not much better. That would be confusing and a bit random. It probably works like that.
(_Felix 's school of dance and occult sciences, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 22:32, archived)
# Hmmmmm.
I don't know then.
(I helped save b3ta! boris the spider, Mon 3 Nov 2008, 23:03, archived)