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# who is this girl?
that's twice I've seen her on here today
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# ^this^
is it possibly some news related thing, only I thought the only thing happoening in the world was finished now
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# anyone knows that girls do not signify disaster,
that's the responsibility of the Quo
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Indeed
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# :D Parfitt in 'turning into Christine Hamilton' shocker
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# now thata louis theroux meets...
I'd like to watch. no idea whose flirting would make louis more uncomfortable though..
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# You WANT to see it?
My life, I'd do anything to avoid it. Christine Hamilton frightens the shit out of me. I could count myself as a fairly sexually predatory female if I were to think about such things, but she puts me to shame.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:52, archived)
# she looks DIRTY though
always attractive in a woman
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# Dirty in the bad way.
Dirty in the onion knickers way.

Even the memory of how I came up with that phrase (or happened upon it) is making me feel a bit delicate.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Onion knickers????
Not a phrase I'm familiar with...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:58, archived)
# You've obviously never met Louise or Lucy or whatever her name was.
*rocks back and forth* Why is it that I can't remember her name, but I can remember that?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# why onion knickers?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# The contents of the latter word
and indeed, itself, smelt of the former word.

Quite a lot.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# onions smell?
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:08, archived)
# Now if you'd said Onion Gravy Knickers,
well. That's all I'm saying.
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:33, archived)
# It's knickers that make you cry when you peel them off
I think.
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# The day I met Lucy
with the onion pants
I sniffed her briefs and then I winced
She came to touch me
then I said I've got to go awaaaaay!

I have no idea but this edit of a Cliff Richard song jumped in my head.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# That's pretty much exactly what happened.
Gah.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:03, archived)
# lucy in the sky with onions
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:05, archived)
# That's making me boke.
or rather the images and remembered aromas it has conjured up are making me boke and I didn't have a drink last night.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# i meant meets the quo
i've seen the hamiltons one.. it's hysterical
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 13:01, archived)
# Ace :)
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Propps, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# I thought
I thought I was hoping
(I helped save b3ta! My Ass Is On Fire due to constant gas leak, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
#
www.buzzfeed.com/scott/disaster-girl

/edit: jeez...most of those are catastrophically shopped
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 5 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)