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[challenge entry] This took me more time than the results show. Text is a bitch.

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(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:16, archived)
# Arf!
But always remember to use the back of your hand so you don't leave any marks :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:17, archived)
# a bar of soap in a pillow case to the kidneys
if she's really done wrong
e.g. burnt my fucking tea twice in a week.
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# that is beyond the fucking pail eh?
i suggest a decapitaiton, followed by a lime bath and an unceremonious dumping into a canal.

EDIT: either that, or a kick to the cunt, thusly demonstrated by my magical pinkshirted cuntkicker
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# or your cock
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# that leaves the classic mushroom stamp
or why not try the "shiitake mushroom stamp"?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# shit ache?!
Oooh... nasty
(iamjthearmeroar, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:58, archived)
# hahahahahaha
SHUDDUP BEETCH!
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:18, archived)
# Oh Lord, keep my pimphand strong.
This we pray, amen.
(I helped save b3ta! Chickenhawk is no longer Arkwright., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:19, archived)
# where are children from?
and what about old people? dogs? cheese?

mr. gray, you neglect so much.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:22, archived)
# dogs are from pluto
the moon is made of cheese
and old people are on uranus
AICMFP
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:24, archived)
# no fp for you, we have outlawed old people.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:25, archived)
# Wotcha.
What's the latest on evil bitch mask hating strupett harlot jezabelle?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# eh?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:26, archived)
# wuh?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:27, archived)
# huh?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:28, archived)
# fnar fnar
mewl
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:31, archived)
# boring emails exchanged, they're 'consulting their lawyers', which is just redonkulous.
so i replied with 'i also consulted a lawyer, and he said you're all dicks. now apologise and i'll drop the matter.'

or words to that effect. been too busy lately to pursue it much.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Typical corporation
But one thing is for sure. If they're taking legal consultation then that woman is currently in a large vat if sticky poo-plop!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# i hope so.
somewhere i found a few .wav files from 'night of the living dead' online, where barbara's brother keeps spookily saying "they're coming to get you, barbara!", and i'll be sending them to her after it's all over.

hmm, maybe a ytmnd would be effective....
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:34, archived)
# Yes
I don't think that's a very good idea:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# that's too confusing to parse at bedtime.
'night, daywalkers.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:42, archived)
# 'day
nightwalker.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:51, archived)
# Best book evar!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:23, archived)
# with foreword by Geophrey Boycott
(I helped save b3ta! cumquat may will not be commenting further on the allegations, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# Shouldn't it be.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:29, archived)
# no
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# yes
(I helped save b3ta! the RAND corporation a.k.a. Kevin Saxe-Coburg-Gotha, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:40, archived)
# *fetches popcorn*
*awaits arrival of Captain Wow, Flowerpot, Jessie, et al*
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:30, archived)
# typical women taking their time to come...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# How would YOU know?



:OP
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:38, archived)
# the movies are ninety minutes long.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# women come???
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# You rang?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:41, archived)
# You sneaky little trollop
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:44, archived)
# God imagine all three as a Gestalt entity?!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:47, archived)
# An excellent reference guide
woo to you
its most cool
like a snail
swimming in salt
in a diving suit

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:32, archived)
# I want a blow job from one of them, so I'm being polite to them
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:33, archived)
# Pffffft
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:46, archived)