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[challenge entry] It's my b3ta birthday! So have this macho product:


And have a look at my possibly over-long Mort animation if you haven't already.

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(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 9:59, archived)
# happy b3ta
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# LEGO IS ALREADY MACHO.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# My room is stacked with macho
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# My mum gave all my lego away to some church shitroom.
I WAS GOING TO USE THAT, MUM
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:04, archived)
# Almost exactly the same as me.
I was "talked into it" with some bullshit OH BUT YOU NEVER PLAY WITH IT, AND THE KIDDIES WOULD LOVE IT sob story.

FACTS:
1. I DID FUCKING PLAY WITH IT
2. I AM A KIDDIE
3. I FUCKING LOVED IT
4. WHERE'S MY LEGO, BITCH.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# My mum just cleared it all out.
Then again, she's a mad bint who burned all the family albums, so whatever.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Well, that's because you were a mistake and she doesn't love you.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# I know, she says so all the time.
But enough about her.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:09, archived)
# LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY MOTHER.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# NO
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# the moment my gf told me she played with lego instead of dolls I knew she was the one for me
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:15, archived)
# DO IT!!!!!!
link.marktplaats.nl/170691093
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 11:03, archived)
# yay, b3rthday!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:01, archived)
# yays happy aaargh my nick is on fire day!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Well done on staying enlisted on a website for a number of years!

/edit: Nice anim mate! ;)
Can I be in the book?
I was the first one to visit the internets
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# Light a candle in your window
let the night know that you care
Light a candle in your window
It will lead the Christ child there.

Happy B3taday!

EDIT: YAY MORT! I feared I'd never see him again as the old website was no longer there! *bookmarks new website*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:02, archived)
# My university account was finally closed down
only 3 years after I left.

I had to pay money - like real money! - for this one.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Are you trying to lure youngster into your house again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:08, archived)
# happy candle day!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! fannycradock, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Happy B3taday!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! XLVII .uk, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:03, archived)
# Oh, Roland!
Will you ever learn!?
(Seance Trumpet has got no beef with a man enjoying a croissant, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:05, archived)
# Hippy B3taday
giant squid
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# Happy candlemas!
I love lego, me
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:06, archived)
# happy B3taday!!!!!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:07, archived)
# This is quite the picture
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:10, archived)
# My word.
This is thrilling, especially the spideryak.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:11, archived)
# utter brilliance
hello kingy old mate
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# Oooooooh!
I like this! Reminds me of Pete Fowler.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pete_Fowler
Are you Pete Fowler?
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# i yam the Super Furry Animals
:D
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:19, archived)
# Woop Woop!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:25, archived)
# have you seen the aliens versus monsters trailer?
they've stolen your pink one for their gelatinous blob
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# damn them!
oh, and i forgot about Rock Boy!!
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:20, archived)
# rockboy rocks!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:28, archived)
# Oooooooh!
That's just gone up to the next level!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! LeightonJimbo has remembered his password!, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:27, archived)
# Hahaha
I said the exact same words about the new Cure album to someone yesterday.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:22, archived)
# pink Gelatinous blob?
i'm inclined to agree
(I helped save b3ta! The King of Hats Cone of shame, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:29, archived)
# Acely
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:16, archived)
# Happy b3taday!
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:12, archived)
# SQUIDDLES!
*bumps*


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:14, archived)
# 'noon Dave.
(I helped save b3ta! giant_squid, Fri 7 Nov 2008, 10:17, archived)