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# BUY THIS NOW ON EBAY! BUY BUY MONEY BUY MONEY!


hhhhooooooooonly kidding ;)

Hopefully (time allowing) this week I shall be giving away 10 FREE Xmas card designs in full print res for you nice people to print out and send to your favrist people
Something for all the family, promise :)

(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:37, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Fresh Water Mole loves his baby boy more and more every day, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:38, archived)
# Yays and woo
I shall be remaking your zombie fairy again this xmas (the last one got squished).:)
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# I still have a squished one somewhere, it adds to the zombie-ness
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# Yes but then I'll have to squish the tree as well:P
Or the dead one in my garden:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# ha! top plan, dead Xmas tree with broken baubles
and 40 year old tinsel
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# Hahaha yeah my guest would love that:P
I was concidering a large christmas cactus.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# aww
yay :)
(sarah90 >you, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:39, archived)
# FREE?! As in 'no money please'?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# yesh
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# Not even the price of a pint?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# not even that
although if you want to post me a pint as a thank you I would be most happy.

Better put it in a padded envelope otherwise it'll break
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# Handy Hint
If sending pints via post, soak it up in a sponge first.
The sponge is easier to wrap.
The recipient then only has to squeeze to enjoy said pint.
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# you've done this before
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# That's effing brilliant :)
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# I would like to see this done
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# sponge pint squarepants
mmmm 'sees commercial aspect of this'
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# tea/monitor interface
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# Better still attack one of those pointy ended straws to the package
and you can suck the contents out like a juice box!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# snow?
hahahahaha....
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:40, archived)
# infoooooooooooooooormer!
a sciddly biddly biddly boo a licky bum bum man
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# are we scat singing?
sheebop do bada do bada sheebop skibop booah boo skibibibibibibibibbibi
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# pa-chow pa-chow pa-chow , skib dabb, diddly pah pah!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# skibidi
bibidibibidibibidybibidybibidy BO!
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# *shits all over you*
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# that's just filthy,mister flange
(Fuckpig "That's not even a pound a midget.", Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# \o/
I both hate boring the boring xmas cards you get in shops, and I'mbroke so this is ideal :)
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:41, archived)
# yay!
*sews "help the community" badge to swimming trunks*
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Make sure you take them off first
(I helped save b3ta! FredAstaireAteMyTapShoes but he left me this fetching ballgown, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# OW! I stiched it to my ballbag!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# I just ahte christmas cards... full stop
apart from the Modern Toss ones I saw the other day.

I nearly wet myself in Fopp. Very embarrassing
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# you mean selling stuff? what?!
now he suggests it!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# You'll never be a millionaire
with this 'giving stuff away' nonsense
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:12, archived)
# Tuesday Notice:
No Salesmen, No Hawkers, No Tradesmen
Don't Ring, Don't Knock, Don't Call

/actually, these sound good *answers door*

(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:42, archived)
# Grumpy today?
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# With a hint of Doc
/yes
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:44, archived)
# *hugs*
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:43, archived)
# i see what u did there
!
(chopchopchopchop chopchopchopchopchopchopchop, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# Indeed, I topically referenced your post in mine
I try to do that often on b3ta, it keeps things current and lets people know what's a happenin' in the world.

If you're suggesting this is something more devious I can assure you I've been doing these cards for the last week, so it's not.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Top stuff
I had friends in Chicago doing your zombie fairy last year.
(I helped save b3ta! Bela Lugosi's Dad, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:45, archived)
# 'doing' a zombie fairy?
Now, THAT'S a video I want to see
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# YAY!!
if it's free, it's for me!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:46, archived)
# christmas can fuck off
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# even if it brings free Santa outfits for Sackboy?
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# *sigh* that would be nice..


christmas is crap when you're unemployed/able
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:50, archived)
# You could get a seasonal job as an elf
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:54, archived)
# fuck off!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# :D
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# I think we need
unemployed corner for us Jobseekers

three chuffin interviews in 6 weeks, what a joke
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:02, archived)
# 6 interviews in 3 weeks..
didn't get one of em...makes you feel suicidal
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:09, archived)
# New compo - 'shop ebay
I'm making our xmas cards doubt anyone will pay a penny for mine. i mean i wouldn't.

edit, ashley ill use this as my christmas card

(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:47, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 Currently Orienteering With Napalm Death, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:56, archived)
# That's not a poppy
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:59, archived)
# I got sent a pack of Xmas cards for free recently
Some charity hoping I'd buy them. Which I won't. I don't even send cards.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# Yay....

* Fwaps a little
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:48, archived)
# YAY!!
tingly and eveything
(I helped save b3ta! crazyjude is very happy with happytoast and his skill, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:49, archived)
# we need an image challenge early december (unofficial if necessary)
"Christmas cards"
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:51, archived)
# the anti-christmas card
more like
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:53, archived)
# We did that last year...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 12:55, archived)
# Superstar!
*awaits with glee*
*awaits with ghee*
(I helped save b3ta! Weetobix, Tue 11 Nov 2008, 13:13, archived)