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What should I draw the'day?
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:12, archived)
# me, having a wank!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# ...over Katy Perry's mum.
and then snowballing it into Katy's mouth and bumhole.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ...over Fred Perry's bum.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# ...over Lea & Perry's thum.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# omyfuckinggod that's getting me so hot..........
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# She does look like a dirty gal. ;)
*would*
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I WOULD SNOCK THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF HER.
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Ahahah 'snock'..
thats a new word on me.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# someone with such bad teeth, they can eat an apple through a tennis racket.
and in the picture, that's what they're doing.
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:13, archived)
# He doesn't like Janet Street Porter much....
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:14, archived)
# Huh?
That's the second time you've typed that.
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# and where dose one what this so hard?

(third)
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ~MMD wrote this
still can't understand what he was on about!
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Pfft! This^^^^^
His edit in fact made it more confusing :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and the response was foreseeable
and amusing for it.
(I helped save b3ta! M3rx likes the Asian ladies, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Here you go JJ,
b3ta.com/board/8929749
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
#
and where dose one what this so hard? we're so gonna to get caught!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# octopuses driving F1 cars in custard
make sure the paddle shift is shown
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
#
A bear which refuses to compromise...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# ...and a badger with a troubled past, and nothing left to lose
(I helped save b3ta! grey kid is breakdancing to save a community centre, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# ... and a chaffinch who married the wrong woman and is secretly in love with his secretary, but won't leave his wife
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# and his wife's a tit . . .
WITH TITS!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# hello David
how's thee?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# better than I was, thanks
thanks

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:40, archived)
# I'm just glad I could help
in some small way
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# .... three gazelle sisters leave their family in search of excitement and adventure
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# ....only to discover a whole new world! A WORLD OF RAPE...
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ... a wise old May Fly teaches the villagers kung fu so they can hold their own against the Mongol Horde
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# ... a basking shark which plays by it's own rules!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# ... a scrotum working on a screenplay about tadpoles
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:34, archived)
# ... the entire cast of Fame in wheelchairs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ... a puddle of oil which reflects the sun
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:35, archived)
# ... a liberal duck forced to live with a conservative swann
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# a mound of portholes
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# MORE PIPINGRAD DEVILISHNESS!
*withdrawal symptoms*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Captain Ace Rimmer
air-surfing a crocodile away from an exploding Zeppelin in pursuit of the evil nazi villain.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# Bindun ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# What a guy.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
#
u a
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Chloe vs the Firey Lesbian Vampire Ninjas
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Who is Chole?
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# ARGH NO,
FONT BONSAI ATTACK :(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# IT IS A SERIOUS PROBLEM TO THE MODERN COMPUTER AGE.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
#
MOST LIKELY EXTREMELY NSFW
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# Cor!
Now all that needs is some Goat Pie and I am sold!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# FUCK OFF MAN!! NO GOAT PIE TO BE HAD MAN!! NO GOAT PIE!!! TOO BROWN MAN!!! NO GOAT PIE, NEVER MAN!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Just Flange, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# How about Goat Curry?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:41, archived)
# Hahahaha they spelt Chloe wrong three times
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# Attack of the surfboarding killer bikini vampire girls
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# An axoltyl in a bottle in a box upon a ship.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# I saw axolotyls at the zoo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# show us what Penny Crayon's doing for money these days
since the fame bubble burst
(cs192 is sucking on a Koala at, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:15, archived)
# A man sitting on a chairs.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# then what happaned?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# He feels a sense of enourmous tedium.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# I can relate to that
I'd like to buy this screenplay and make it into a film
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# FOUR BUCKS.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Art entangled in a harp
after Scarlet left a bananananana skin at the top of the stairs


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# a monkey on horseback eating cake from the mystical cake tree
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:16, archived)
# I want a magical cake tree.
In fact I'd just settle for a normal cake tree. DO they come in sticky date?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# *slaps*
MYSTICAL!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# 'ello Mr. Dave
I have a shiny new pooter and it's snazzy:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:23, archived)
# Oooh!
I want a shiny new poote... ashally I want the mystical cayke tree!


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# I twas a bargain (OK it was a Packard Bell)
400 nice and fast, good graphics card and a 19" widescreen monitor. I can now b3ta on my day off:D
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:30, archived)
# fuck it, I'll shop it :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# maybe :) I had visions of the monkey greedily devouring french fancies
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# perv
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:49, archived)
# Chloe shaving her pits?
Or the SA people as Smurfs!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:17, archived)
# Jamie Redknapp
Cunting his wife in teh fuck.
(I helped save b3ta! ArghZombies No longer has a Leaky QUIM, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:18, archived)
# Well done.
You just made me spluff so hard!

*nurdings*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:19, archived)
# ^ This
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# Jesus fucking christ.
On a bike
(I helped save b3ta! blenderboy, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:20, archived)
# Louise Wener getting it on with Ingrid Pitt (circa 1970)
being watched by a pack of paying squirrels
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:21, archived)
# ME!
destroying the hospital on my last day!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# Your last day today?
EDIT: It'd have to be a giant you for full effect.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# friday 21st is my last day,
and yes.
A GIANT ME DESTROYING THE HOSPITAL!
BWAHAHAHAHA!!
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:28, archived)
# What you going to do instead ?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:32, archived)
# Does it have to be you?
Or can it be someone a little more Allison Hayes-ish?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! JollyJack - a stench from the past, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:44, archived)
# Given the choice...
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:09, archived)
# when's your last day?
or have i misinterpreted that?
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:27, archived)
# nope!
next friday
(I helped save b3ta! ivesb Highly specialised Clinical Physiologist crapbag, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:29, archived)
# see how many uniforms you can wear at once
and wonder if anyone will notice
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# Scarlet making clones of herself.
(REWRITABLE, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:22, archived)
# ANOTHER SkUGGERY! (said like shrubbery from ponty mython!)
also b3ta.com/board/8930034 (or just scroll down the page)
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# Please draw a brontosaurus which, instead of feet, has more brontosauruses sprouting from its legs, and they have more brontosauruses sprouting from their legs,
and they have more brontosauruses sprouting from their legs, and so on, to infinity.
Also, the brontosaurus at the top should be wearing a hat.
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:24, archived)
# *looks for a singing David Bellamy*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# i went to infinity once
its not that impressive
(I helped save b3ta! SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:26, archived)
# Yeti popstar
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# a zebra trying to make it in a man's world
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# a cock. in a frock. on a rock.
failing that, a great white shark with pat sharp's hairdo.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:25, archived)
# double wooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:31, archived)
# an extra SA strip ?
 
(Franz_aRTiglio is no more unemployed, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:33, archived)
# A small, empty cardboard box
left abandoned in the back of a cupboard, slowly gathering dust.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:36, archived)
# Wokingham from below
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 14:38, archived)
# Chloe
Titillating an Ocelot.

(Do you need to ask how?)
(I helped save b3ta! joefish It's hard for thee to kick against the pricks, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:03, archived)
# Are you still taking requests?
Scarlet pumping up an imploding cactus.

Or Chloe doing something true to type. Meeting Italian Spiderman.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Wed 12 Nov 2008, 15:19, archived)