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# I haven't had a chocolatey cereal for a while. I am having 'the maaaad craves' for some, as they* say.

*whoever says this is an idiot, or amazing. I am both.
Edit: In fact, I'm going to have some lame nonchocolatey cereal and watch Hook before bed. Goodnight.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:48, archived)
# Maaaaaaad skills
I've got Chocolate Weetbix not Weetos. I can't find Weetos :(
(I helped save b3ta! Squishtastic is having bouts of insomnia.. beware b3ta, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)
# nomnomnom
woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Kallus speaks for the Spores, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:53, archived)
# I HATE CEREAL
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)
# I'm going to post you some cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! MrPineapple .co.uk - TSHIRTS FOR SALE. I GIVE YOU GOOD PRICE., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:54, archived)
# HE HATES CEREAL
FUCK YOU
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# FUCK CEREAL
 
SLIT ITS THROAT AND LEAVE IT AN ALLEY
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)
# WE HATE CEREAL
FUCK IT
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:27, archived)
# indeed
breakfast - the most overrated underexciting meal of the day
(I helped save b3ta! deodar ant trois minutes douche compris, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:07, archived)
# That's why the fry-up was invented.
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:18, archived)
# BREAKFAST:
 
three cups of coffee, two cigarettes, and a cone
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# There's a couple of things wrong with that
but the rest is hard to criticise.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:29, archived)
# SOMETIMES I HAVE THREE OR FOUR CIGARETTES
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)
# You can have mine.
Also, I know you're hardcore but I promise you, one mug of my coffee would do it for you.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:32, archived)
# everything i try to draw looks like this shite:
(coobeastie Used to Be in Evil Gazebo, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:56, archived)
# I LIKE THIS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:21, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 3:59, archived)
# awwwwwww
 
one of my favourites.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Awww
I don't think I've seen that before.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:30, archived)
# Compo entry from ages ago.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)
# lolololololol
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:00, archived)
# cereal is for homos
its like cold soup
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:01, archived)
# I had Wheetos not more than an hour ago
(I helped save b3ta! Master Of Turnips. Only gays and morons believe in ghosts., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:03, archived)
# Wheetos- favorite of heroin addicts everywhere.
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:11, archived)
# I used to live with a guy who called toast "junky's roast".
 
chronically depressed most of the time, but he cracked a smile once in a while
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:25, archived)
# I used to be clinically high most of the time.
Mmm, toast.

There's a few minutes of junky music left here-

hrbinc-low.streamguys.net
(I helped save b3ta! cowcat Bituminous squeegee, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)
# WOULD SIR PREFER SOMETHING A LITTLE MORE MEATY?
 

 
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:23, archived)
# Ahhhhhhahahaha
I've been playing living fallout 3, this is weirdly reminiscent of it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:26, archived)
# how rare.
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:31, archived)
# It's ridiculously addictive
although I think the compulsion has finally peaked. I've lost a lot of hours on it.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:34, archived)
# DOES IT RUN ON WINDOWS 98?
 
I ALSO HAVE A PLAYSTATION ONE IF THAT HELPS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:52, archived)
# If you combine them
then, no.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:53, archived)
# Ive given up now
as I have reached the bastard level cap and have about 8 billion bottle caps meaning the challenge has fallen out of it somewhat.
But I did clock up a decidedly unhealthy 78 hours on it...
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:33, archived)
# Have you played through as a psycho
and as a saint? I've not played through it completely evil yet, my current character is basically a good guy.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:36, archived)
# i'm still playing my good guy run through
level 16 and still so much exploring to do. its beautiful. so beautiful. i've played for about 40 odd hours and i've still so much to go. glorious.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:40, archived)
# I checked my play time on this character...
and bear in mind this is the second character I've played...
97 hours.
I'm actually kind of appalled.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:42, archived)
# wow.....
thats incredible.

i don't have the time to play games as much as I'd like anymore. i had to get fallout for xbox and my housemates don't let me play in the evenings when they get back from work so i have to limit my self to a couple of hours a day.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:49, archived)
# I've been hanging around waiting for content from a client
so I've had time on my hands. I should really have spent it fixing up my own site, but yeah, fallout.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)
# it does sound kinda cool.
 
though this aspect is a little lame
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fallout_3#Indian_release_controversy
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:51, archived)
# It's a fantastic game.
There are a couple of flaws with it, like for instance some of the character movement isn't the best animation you'll ever see, but that just melts away when you start to play. It's ridiculously immersive, and the world itself it pretty much perfect.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:58, archived)
# my main complaint is character movement based
the actors really don't look like they interact with the world at all sometimes.

that and where do some of the survivors get their russian and irish accents from? there haven't been any immigrants for 200 years!

also, there are a few bugs that i'll never be able to get fixed because its on xbox. like in big town where i can't repair the non-existant robots so the townsfolk are stuck staring at a scrap heap for all time. that broke the immersion a lil bit
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:04, archived)
# Yeah I've heard about that.
There are a few bugs on the PC too; I'm still waiting for the slaves to turn up at the Lincoln Memorial, I think they may have been killed or gotten lost on the way. Apparently that's happened to other people too. But really, there's enough else to do that it doesn't matter. I'm still finding locations all the time... I just recently found the alien crash site so I have the alien weapon now. ALSO: I just made a shishkebab and they're great!
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:14, archived)
# shishkebab looks ace but its a bit naff compared to my chinese assault rifle :)
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:22, archived)
# YES
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)
# DELICIOUS FLAKES
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Goodnight.
Is that the flag of your nation?
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:24, archived)
# Brilliant
microwaved.
If you don't believe me, try it.
(you won't be disappointed)
(I helped save b3ta! Fitznicely into a thimble, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:36, archived)
# coco pops coco rocks are the best chocolately cereal
nice picture :)
(I helped save b3ta! sooperdave, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:37, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:40, archived)
# I LIKE CEREAL. FUCK ALL OF YOU.
I've had relatives work for both Kelloggs and Post, so I don't have any choice. Cereal is in my blood.
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:44, archived)
# I have blood in my cereal
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)
# Shiksa's relatives are in your cereal.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:48, archived)
# That is not kosher
(I helped save b3ta! PedroHin Come along & ride on a Flantastic Voyage, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:54, archived)
# IT'S PEOPLE
(I helped save b3ta! Shiksa, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:59, archived)
# 'maaaad crave' for furry porn?
we have all kinds of furry porn!!!

cat porn
dog porn
fox porn
rat porn
mouse porn
ox porn
wolf porn
bird porn
horse porn
zebra porn
giraffes lesbian porn
cat on dog porn
dog on cat
cat porn
cat anal porn
dragon porn
dragon on car porn
b3ta.com/board porn
ice porn
wood porn
bug porn
newt porn
blood porn
medical equipment porn
lego porn
gorilla porn
santa porn
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:46, archived)
# No porn porn?
ALSO: monkey porn
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:48, archived)
# monkey porn is illegal sicko. have some garfeild porn
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:50, archived)
# Garfield piss porn shemale
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:02, archived)
# aaaaaaaaaaaahhhhhahhhahhhah holy shit
 
that would make one hell of a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:05, archived)
# hey thats a good idea i should draw this on one
you want to buy one? handrawn garfeild peeing?
(I helped save b3ta! d d, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:15, archived)
# LET'S SEE IF WE CAN GET THAT THROUGH CUSTOMS
(I helped save b3ta! Rapitinui get in the cage and I'll give you a treat, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:18, archived)
# get some iron-on transfer paper and put it on the pope's hat.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 6:09, archived)
# Cheese porn!!!

With bonus nutmeat.
(I helped save b3ta! Tahkcalb ω∞ for sigs, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 4:57, archived)
# i like your pic but not your film selection.
(I helped save b3ta! postbear has metal knees, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 5:51, archived)