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# bindun?

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The above advert does not necessarily reflect upcoming products, nor the views of Symantec Corporation.
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:21, archived)
# pffft
that would give you aids in an instant, and then threaten to cut your knob off if you don't pay the renewal fee
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# All of this
Norton raped my machine to the point that even my tech-head, IT-bod mate was shocked.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:26, archived)
# yeah I learnt the hard way
it was such an utterly shit product.. my main purpose in life is now to get as many people as possible to uninstall Norton.

I'm like an internet vampire hunter
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# I used norton for a while
and it did protect me from viruses, it did it by rendering my computer completely unusable
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# Hahaha
you have to admit, that's effective protection right there. A bit like protecting someone from falling over by breaking both their legs.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Genuine LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# hahahaha
exactly!
(jlkgjsfhoj, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:54, archived)
# You and me both.
I used to recommend Norton to all my clients. I think it was the 2006 version that completely fucked a bunch of them over, and I felt obligated to help clean up the mess since I'd recommended it. It's a piece of shitful system-crushing bloatware.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Norton yes,
I had it for 2 weeks and got rid of it.

But the old Symantec Corporate, which I have had on my computer since I got it, is absolutely brilliant! About a year after I got the computer, I suddenly remembered that I had never installed any anti-virus software and thought fuck! Then, as I was installing something or another, it said I already had one running.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:40, archived)
# Arf!
*awaits Archie's pearoast*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:22, archived)
# *refuses*
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:25, archived)
# Am I the only one who reads that with an "oooo" sound?
Making it sound silly?
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# yes, yes you are
yes you areAND you're rubbish at drawing . . . C];0p


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# *is emotionally scarred*
*becomes cold and distant and unable to talk about love*
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Welcome to b3ta!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# here ya go then . . .


Oh . . . what?


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:27, archived)
# Silly Dave!
It's "A Franking machine" not "An"!
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# this is one of my favouritest things ever
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# Fritzl Attack!
Click for bigger
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# & that
n all :o)

*clunk*
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# Now THAT...
... is proper funny :o)

Shooms-approved *clunk*

PS Am I the only one who'd love to see Anne Frank - the panto... ? "She's behind you...." yadda yadda hey....
(shooms Look just cunt the fuck off will you..., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# she's under the floorboards!
oh no she isn't!
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:30, archived)
# This
needs more drum solo
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
And this is why we all missed you so much when you disappeared :D

How do Mr the Hat? How are the the Hat tribe?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:29, archived)
# I've just had lunch with TLH
\\o/


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# Very nice!
In Northampton itself? Or one of the lovely villages? I should be in Northampton in January. I shall warn you before though, so you can avoid me ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:33, archived)
# Cagney's in the Derngate
Not bad


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# Awesome!
They do fine burgers :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:38, archived)
# no, they were quite chunky . . .
they were quite chunky . . .

(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:47, archived)
# Arf!
You are a silly :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:49, archived)
# hahahaha
I still love this, even if it's the millionth repost!
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# yeah
according to search it's the fourth time . . . I don't think it goes back far enough


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# hahaha
feckin' ACE!
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# Bindun
By Cassette Boy (track 18 of Dead Horse):

www.discogs.com/release/569178

But those stamps are much chortles!
(Japes, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 17:23, archived)
# Are there AVG condoms that do a better job and cost nothing?
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# ahah this.
although Avast is the best now.
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# I have a number of them...
AVG, Avast, Spybot, Adaware. No wonder my laptop runs sloooowly.
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# free ones are all shit i'm afraid
they are free for a reason

lack important features, buffer overflow detection, heuristic scanning, cleanup abilities, late updates etc.

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:34, archived)
# I do feel this.
I run avast on my travelling laptop, purely for the fact that I use it so rarely, but as I said above, I run Symantec Corporate on my main computer and I have never had a single problem with it whatsoever.
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:45, archived)
# :(
you won't know u have a virus with that engine i'm afraid :(

(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:20, archived)
# Unfortunate but true.
(I helped save b3ta! mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:51, archived)
# Avast
I agree, I wouldn't use anything but these.

As for Norton condoms, I'd rather use a plastic bag and elastic band.

(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:42, archived)
# hahahaha!
^this^
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# needs more
symantec sementec
(I helped save b3ta! PointlessCamel Last one on drugs is a queer., Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:23, archived)
# pfft
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:24, archived)
# Ah poo
you beat me to it...
(I helped save b3ta! Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:42, archived)
# Um!
If this is the AV, What is the full protection package, Chastity Belt ?
(tfi049113 Was found alive on, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:28, archived)
# can't be Norton, there is no great big hole in it, to let all the viruses through
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:31, archived)
# that's obviously a trojan
*uninstalled 150+ norton with psexec yesterday, then installed teh lovely sophos*

edit: and lo and behold there were 8 viruses running freely!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:32, archived)
# The real world, as opposed to the online one.
also,
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:37, archived)
# .
(I helped save b3ta! Mystery_Bob, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:43, archived)
# lololololol!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! northernwifeb3ta is going to Dubai in December :D for "work", Wed 17 Dec 2008, 15:44, archived)
# lolol
hahahaha awesome!
(Davethefan began lurking again on or around, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 16:06, archived)
# Sementec more like...
Ha hahaha haha ahah ahahha hahha hahaha ahah ahahaha ahhahah ahahah a ha ha ha lol, rofl. Plop.
(I helped save b3ta! Ozanners Underwater Photography: www.arewedreaming.com, Wed 17 Dec 2008, 19:41, archived)