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[challenge entry] Have you seen my baseball?


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(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:52, archived)
# This makes me do a :O(
*adblock*

Hippy Dew Beer everyone!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# Nappy Knew Yer
oh exulted one
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Urgh, nappies
My niece eats nothing yet shits like a demon on curry night!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# I've heard this about the kiddies
... the larval stage of the human being is a curious time filled with shit puke and gurgles... then someone films you laughing at Wii Golf and sticks it on You Tube...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# You would have thought that the invention of t'internet and you tube would have diluted the "my kid can stand up! - isn't it cute?!"
It doesn't. It just brings it all to a wider audience.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# and because you've given up the rights to the video
by putting it on you tube it makes really REALLY cheapo television.

TV Executives are the cream of the intellectual crop and no mistake.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)
# Has her head spun around?
Does she stab herself in the crotch with a cross and tell you to fuck off?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# Flappy Gnu Ear!!
:D
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# Word of the day: Flap/Flappy
Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap, Flap...
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# PLease use it in a sentence
??
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# :)
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# HA!
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:09, archived)
# Pfft
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# pishaw
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# Hot wash?
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# Prince.. WILLIAM?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:38, archived)
# Aw noo
Let Flap go you cunt
(Super Jet Shoes, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:34, archived)
# OK


:D
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# Let me guess...
World's smallest violin?
(I helped save b3ta! Shazzoir Old enough to know better young enough not to care, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 11:12, archived)
# POOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOST!!!
Mmmm kiddy glamour photos.

EDIT: Grrr!

START RANT

Fucking council. I just got an official letter from them about how they're improving the rubbish collection by reducing the number of collections!
every single bag has to have a tag on it with the business name, the address and the telephone number and can only go out (so I have to keep smelly rubbish bags in the building) at the handy times of 6pm, 10pm and the even handier 1am.
Fucking fucktards!

END RANT

EDIT EDIT: I just sent them an email asking if I have to be wearing anything specific when I put them out, if I have to be accompanied by a brass band and if the moon has it be in the second house.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:53, archived)
# ...you wait around for 2 hours, and one comes along all at once....
(posts, not kiddies)
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# yeah!
They hunt in packs of one!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:58, archived)
# these councils are nuts....
I can't wait until they start charging for the amount of rubbish/recycling I have at home...

And it's not just that. Building work around where I live was fiercely opposed, but, as the Mayor's brother or brother-in-law owns the firm who wants to do all this building work, guess what? It all goes ahead!

(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# I used to be one of those council workers...
I got a bit dispondent when one of the social workers got caught with porny porn on his laptop and got away with it saying he had not realised that equipment clearly issued for his work should not be used to download pics and vids of girls of questionable age.

And as he had only signed a piece of paper to say he'd received the laptop, and not one that said he couldnt download the pron he got a pay rise for the insults made to his character.

:( I left shortly after that when I was told off for being late all the time when they owed my 37 hours flexi :(

Uh... on another note for the ridiculous setups in those places, they paid me 6k to leave and not make a complaint about their recruitment policies.
(Kaplaaah Wasting time on the net since 1994., Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:19, archived)
# It's probably still in effect
But then I was a contractor for the NHS I knew about to £50,000 payment to any sacked or suspended upper managerment or directors so they didn't go to the press with the things they'd leant in their time there.
I never met the IT directed as she was suspended with full pay as she'd been running a consultantsy from her office and was buying all the hardware andsoftware for an inflated price through a company she had share interests it!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:23, archived)
# Thats the purpose of planning permission
To stop anyone building anything unless they're related to councillors or planning officials (or they bribe them)
(I helped save b3ta! CanonCaliber A big bore, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:21, archived)
# Sorry mate!
They only make us label the dead bodies...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Don't get me started on dead bodies
There's only one biweekly colllection now!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# BELL ENDS!
Where are you to post all your dead whores?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# London bash BBQ innit.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# mmm
I'll bring nappies and pop.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# poor show
how on Earth elected officials feel like they can do openly stupid things like this is somewhat beyond my ken...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# find out who your councilor and/or MP is
and speak with them... or get on to Noel Edmonds and that strange TV show he has about how the UK has GONE MAAAAAAAD
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:02, archived)
# NO DEAL, COUNCILLOR NOEL.
*folds arms and stamps feets*
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# *points*
YOU -- Merry Ningly Year

white rabbits white rabbits white rabbits
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# *salutes*
Happy New Year Prof :)

Did you have a good 'un?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# as ever everyone around me had an awesome time
although I've come back from the two weeks off slightly more squishy in the middle than I used to be, and I think I might have gout (bloody port!)

also CONGRATUMALATIONS on being in the family way once again.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# :D Thanks
I can get away with having a squishy middle for a while yet ;)

Also, cherries are good for getting rid of gout. Mr Bucket suffers terribly with it, but a jar of cherries seems to get rid of it :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# It's not in your ken any more
It's in your Boris!

It's bad enough we're only allowed to put rubbish out in their official bags and they charge £1.50 a bag for those!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# I've said it before and I'll probably say it again
Democracy doesn't work... let's all move to France.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I think that Democrasy can work
We should try it in the UK!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# :)
... and then I got off the bus

/tenuous L&H gags
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)
# Welll it's not!
We live in a pleutocracy!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:25, archived)
# 'Cos that won't encourage fly tipping...
no, not at all(!)

Cunts!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:03, archived)
# Fucking flies!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# coming over here
stealing our tips!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# Get yer tips out for the lads!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:06, archived)
# They must
if there are to be more flies...

AND Maggots...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# ..
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:14, archived)
# "Improve" your payment of business rates
by reducing the number of payments you make.

(Actually...don't...they will take you to court)
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:05, archived)
# They'll try and fine us as they've tried before
for putting normal black bags out as there's four flats next door and as residential properties they can.
They're already threatened us with court action for putting an A frame sign on the street even though it's on our own private property.
They said it was classed as private high way and although he had to pay to keep it in a standard fit for the public to walk on it was classed a public property!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:11, archived)
# Buy a very very very very large rubbish bag
Make sure it's bigger than the collector's truck.

Also, they've started using subterranean containers here. Looks like a normal bin, but stores as much as a whole truck.
Or half a truck, I don't know.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:07, archived)
# Can only use the bags that the council charge us for and they cost £1.50 each!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# They should've gone underground
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:43, archived)
# I feel this is wrong, but I am unsure why?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Because you're masturbating furiously?
(I helped save b3ta! The Coast Of Yemen, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 9:56, archived)
# That can never be wrong.
Under any circumstances.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# Because you're retarded?
And it's hard to see past your helmet?
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# ^ possibly this
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# but that's okay
all levels of retardation are welcome here...
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:10, archived)
# nice
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:04, archived)
# thang que
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:12, archived)
# I enjoy a good mong joke
think people get far too offended by racism, the poor, the disadvantaged. I have a disability and I find it hillarious :D
(I helped save b3ta! SiX and his hat, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:20, archived)
# Best sexist, racist or disability jokes
are usually told by that group.
(I helped save b3ta! Scoopzilla http://www.slapwatch.com now get to fuck, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:28, archived)
# yey
and armbands for her cereal, we won't want her drowning now :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Tue 6 Jan 2009, 10:15, archived)