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# Now I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds....... cool!

2megs Flash Version

...or at least the destroyer of roads.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:40, archived)
# Thats brillo!
Bloody eck!
(I helped save b3ta! Scrambled Edd www.eddsworld.co.uk, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
# BOOM!
That's bloody amazing, but if that was a meteor the explosion would be HUUUUUUUUUUGE.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:41, archived)
#
I definitely like this.
(Livi70590 Did not vote Conservative on:, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:42, archived)
# If you'd've donated it'd be your candle day today:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# i definitely agree
(I helped save b3ta! Mr Nerdy-Speccy-FuckNuts Ouchy ouchy wa wa!, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# Im doing the thing with the liking on this
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# wanking?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# No, I did that yesterday
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# but sunday is doublewank day
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# That happens later
(I helped save b3ta! epiphany coming live from sweden, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# this is everyday
everyday that isn't triple or quadruple wank day
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# It'd be triplewank day but I've only got two hands.
(I helped save b3ta! An Eagle in Your Mind, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# go team moderation
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# wooo
lully
(I helped save b3ta! Jamnog Sardines in her eyebrows, lobsters up and down, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:44, archived)
# Gnoppenheimer approves!

Woo!
(I helped save b3ta! Fishcat Difficult difficult lemon difficult., Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:45, archived)
# Very clever man shame about the mutation ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# Ah, hell,
do you know how long it'll take for the council to patch that up? Tsk!
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:47, archived)
# about 12 years?
to send a bloke out
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# They will be around the week before the Local Elections
- true fact

But it will take then 13 weeks to brew the cup of tea before they get their hands dirty.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:49, archived)
# Or at the end of March, so as to use up any spare cash in the coffers.
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:51, archived)
# Are you implying that local councils
spend any surplus needlessly at the end of the year so that they don't have their budget cut?

That would mean that the road near me that has painted mini roundabouts every 200 yds doesn't really need them?

Crazy man!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# Of course, you don't really believe
that mini-roundabouts serve an actual purpose do you? Other than to ride straight over the top of them.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Understandably, as you don't live near
me, you also neglect the fact that it is a residential road that these are on, meaning that no-one can reverse out of their drive without breaking the law. It has gone proper mental near me over the last 5 years. Mini-roundabouts, speed bumbs, residential parking that you have to pay hundreds of pounds a year just to park outside your house, WIN!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:00, archived)
# I hate speed bumps
and of course Residential Parking is a nightmare for me when I'm at work on me bus. But I totally agree every Council in this land has gone mad for Traffic Calming at the expense of residents being able to park near their house.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:03, archived)
# This is also true as the Local Elections are only once every 4 years
so they must have a reason to spend that spare cash else they next fiscal year they will have a reduced budget.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# fuck!
:D

edit: please fake some ufo videos and put them on youtube

as the response will be entertaining
(beware, this will cause *EXTREME* nutter, I'm subscribed to one guy who did some animation and he got death threats from the buggers)
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:48, archived)
# You're a cementalist
!
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:55, archived)
# I prefer the term "aggregate challenged"
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# ooof you tallented swine :D
*eagerly awaits tutorial :P*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:50, archived)
# Alas t'is not my tutorial
but I can show you where you might find it -

www.videocopilot.net/tutorials/meteor_crash_3d_p1/

www.videocopilot.net/tutorials/meteor_crash_ae_p2/

(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:52, archived)
# yay
knew it would be with programs I don't have nor the RAM power to run them

my poor chug box.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:59, archived)
# Awww but 'puter are so cheap thesedays
a DualCore2 and 2 megs of Ram is all I have and a fairly decent GFX Card but nothing special.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:01, archived)
# this would take the monies that I lack
I do intend to upgrade this crap tin at some point. When I have money.

but the list of things I think of as necessary keeps growing.
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:05, archived)
# You could always steal Redsushi's computer he doesn't really use it much anyway ;)
sorry redsushi :P or am I?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:08, archived)
# *dons catsuit*
*looks too sexy to burgle*
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:13, archived)
# cor thats all of the aceness!
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jesse. broke his ankle, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:53, archived)
# i like this
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:54, archived)
# This is awesome
Woo :D
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# I thought that was a movie clip
and was looking for the shoppage. Fucking hell that's good!
(I helped save b3ta! Cadmus has teh uplikn coeds at, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# WOW
*clicks*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Long ads need comments sections, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:56, archived)
# Brilliant!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:57, archived)
# Hancock
Ace :::)
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 15:58, archived)
# Cor! That's brilliant.
I actually jumped a bit when it hit the road.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:02, archived)
# Yeah added some camera shake to the impact
looks far better in the .mov version I have
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:06, archived)
# impressive
if only it was abbey road

the sign doubles just after the impact
(Mehitabel_Itrang, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:10, archived)
# Just noticed that
probably down to the preset that creates the camera shake I'll have to look at the .mov file.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 16:21, archived)
# nicely!
those tutorials are fantastic, I've ordered a copy of 3ds max so can't wait to give it a go!
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 18:59, archived)
# Good Work
I like the road bits flying up especially.

I've been wracking my brains trying to come up with an idea using physics, with no luck so far
(I helped save b3ta! Sheep!, Sun 11 Jan 2009, 21:53, archived)