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# 'Ning board
I made an informative size chart! It's got science*.
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click for legible, Tokyo-stomping size
*may not have science
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:25, archived)
# I reckon I could have all of them in a fight
except maybe the red one
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:26, archived)
# The shit American one (not pictured) should be no problem
But then again, he'd keel over dead from anything.
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Also the whole self-raping part & getting kids from his godzilla self
was pretty nasty
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I do like the design of the american one
and it's impossible to find a decent recoding of the godzilla roar.

Also, check out this massive bastard
(I helped save b3ta! Mr.Ons knows you can hear him, Earthmen., Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:41, archived)
# I posted on that site for a bit
until I was roundly mocked by 13 year olds for getting my anatomy 'wrong'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 11:03, archived)
# This is definitely Science
Woo yay!
(I helped save b3ta! Panjandrum brought to you by tea and biccies, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:27, archived)
# I feel like I've learned something
therefore: Good Science :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:28, archived)
# this needs to be a poster! top work, sir!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:33, archived)
# This is uber science
and proof that in direct opposite scale to that of chocolate Wagon Wheels over the same time period - Can we assume as Godzilla grows he needs more Wagon Wheels which conversely get smaller in the hope of starving him to death?
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:34, archived)
# That would explain all the stomping!
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:40, archived)
# "GODZILLA WANT WAGON WHEEEEEELSSSS NOW!"
*stomp stomp stomp*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:43, archived)
# hmmm, that bit must have been in the director's cut...
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Yes the Director deliberately starved Godzilla,
who normally is a very placid beast, of his Chocolate Wagon Wheels and thus started the city smashing helicopter chomping temper tantrum that we all love from Godzilla movies.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:49, archived)
# nah, Godzilla eats Chewits
www.youtube.com/watch?v=i7YOXn32nmM

everyone knows that!
(I helped save b3ta! new_matt, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# Yes I remember that commercial *gives away her considerable age*
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:55, archived)
# hahhaha, christ almighty, I've not seen that for ages!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:00, archived)
# This is relevant to my interests
well done sah
(I helped save b3ta! sinisterduck, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Woohoo
I love this

also: SCIENCE!™®
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:51, archived)
# :D NING!
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:54, archived)
# Chinzilla SMASH
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:22, archived)
# my favourite post so far
love that so much ha ha ha !!!
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:51, archived)
# Up in the sky
Twenty stories high,
GODZILLA! GODZILLA!
aaaand God-suuuki
(I helped save b3ta! Colonel Dracula Two manky hookers and a racist dwarf, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Anything with Godzilla gets a woo in my book!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:01, archived)
# Bwahaha
*click*
(Caustic Armadillo consists at least 30% out of custard, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# Scrolling down and seeing that pic out of the corner of my eye,
I thought it was Prince Harry :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:08, archived)
# While it is obviously Godzilla
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 12 Jan 2009, 10:16, archived)