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[challenge entry] Um...

From the Completely fucking useless shit challenge. See all 411 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:06, archived)
# can't I just upgrade my scratchinator 2000 to the 3000 model?
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# to be honest, you're better replacing than upgrading in the long run
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:09, archived)
# thank you for your suggestion +++A user
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Also please note;
the release notes for the update are also available on audio tape and braille.
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:16, archived)
# Pffft at the Tesco comment
woo
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# ahahaah
for last bit especially
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:08, archived)
# I likes that - woo
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# gah!
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# hahaha
hatstandlicious!
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
[challenge entry] Macho product pearoast

(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:10, archived)
# Oh sweet fucking chripes NOOOOOOOOO
that first bit made me do a "chair shudder"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Owwww!
dammit - my eyes are watering just thinking about that.....

:D
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# Gah! No! Argh!
Made me squirm the first time
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# oh christ no
*squeezes eye shut tightly*


EDIT:

...

*squeezes other eye shut tightly too*
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:12, archived)
# *fears*
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# Ow.
Ow! OW! Stop it!
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *Grips knees*
*Tightens sphincter*
*girds loins*
*scrunches up eyes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:13, archived)
# *tickles*
just to see what would happen
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# oh good god
that looks ow :(

nice for comp though :D
(I helped save b3ta! Jeccius Steam Borderlands 2 junkie, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# nyaaarrrrgghhh
(I helped save b3ta! nick the greek, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:14, archived)
# Blimey!
I didn't get such an extreme reaction before!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:15, archived)
# arrrrghhhh!!!!
actually, I'm reminded of the time I got in one day and thought "must take out my contacts". For some reason, I can't have been paying much attention to what i was doing, I took out the right, then the left, then promptly forgot I had taken out the right. So, queue me trying to pull at a contact that wasnt there for a good few minutes, progressively irritating the conjunctiva more and more....

Just thinking about that makes me want to vomit...
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:17, archived)
# Yup, once spent twenty minutes trying to take my lenses out when I'd already done it
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:18, archived)
# horrible isnt it? *shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)
# Worse thing is getting a lash under one
(Mrs Trellis GIN, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:25, archived)
# ooooohhhhhh god noooooooooooooo!
*Room 101s*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:24, archived)
# Therefore it's not a useless product.
You always know when you've got your lenses in, and no fucking about with solution, eyelashes etc.
(Aatxe, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 22:36, archived)
# oh fuckinhell
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:19, archived)
# Ouchclick!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Thu 15 Jan 2009, 17:21, archived)