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# Top Gear challenge 2009


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(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:22, archived)
# * runs to the b3ta bunker*
"Incoming!!!!"
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# *grabs biscuits from desk and joins maiden*
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:23, archived)
# I'm so glad you saved the biscuits
I've brought some tea.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# It's so safe down here away from all
the hubbabaloo above our heads.
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:29, archived)
# I has saveded eccles caykes!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:40, archived)
# *grabs armfulls of battenburg &jaffa cakes, and dashes in*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Yay
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *grabs a selection of board games and runs in*
cluedo anyone?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# Professor Plum in the gazebo with the spanging pan.
Did I win?
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# yes
did you cheat and look at the cards?
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# Um...no?
*shuffles feet and looks innocent*
(I helped save b3ta! Zumf Ham banjo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Do you have Buckeroo?

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:33, archived)
# yes but it a broken vesion from a charity shop
so the horse never bucks :/
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# screwball scramble?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:39, archived)
# Hell yeah
(I helped save b3ta! Bobby Bob Bob also available on http://jbobw.deviantart.com/, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# have a pork pie to


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(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# FP THIS NOW!
(not really, but it did give me a slight semi)
(I helped save b3ta! Darklord, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# it's an awful lot of things but....
do you have biscwits
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:25, archived)
# Joliet brought them
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:28, archived)
# and you brought the tea
at last, ladies that can be relied on, where have you been all my life.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# On b3ta drinking tea and eating biscuits
we're all quite fat now ;)
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# I swear I have seen this somewhere before....

(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# What can you say about that
wrong on so many levels......



For starters the mini has a tighter exhaust than the slack barrelled range rover..

ahem
(I helped save b3ta! WOLF .™, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# twat
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# They're really pushing it now
From promoting Prostitute murders to sticking your dick in the pipe.

Lovely.
(cenaris Is dividing 3 by waffle, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# You are a bit of a gobshite aren't you?
(I helped save b3ta! Spider Fucking Riviera got stiches for a knife wound for the first time, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:24, archived)
# there's a lot of it about of late
no reflection on your esteemed self intended.
(I helped save b3ta! god save the queen making another unremarkable comeback, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# YOU HAVE FOUND THE INTERNET
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# *tuts and shakes head* Dill', Dill', Dill', where did it all go wrong?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:26, archived)
# umm
when i had one jaffa cake to many
(dillbox1 rotation is the violin, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# you can never have one too many jaffa cakes. Unless you explode in a humourous "Meaning of Life" sort of way
but even then, it would have been worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# This is true
Scientist have dicovered that Jaffa Cakes are actually 10x more addictive than Heroin and Jaffa Cake overdoses are common when someone has inadvertedly bought one of those jumbo packs of Jaffa Cakes from the Supermarket - when you go to ASDA and it says Buy one get One Free - JUST SAY NO!!
(I helped save b3ta! maiden is filmed before a live studio audience, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:34, archived)
# just say no? I DON'T HAVE THE WILL POWER FOR THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# Deserves a
(MattDP (Squiggle), Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:27, archived)
# I think this is the best thing I have ever seen!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:30, archived)
# You need to take that afternoon nap now.
;)
(I helped save b3ta! Whato_Jeeves Did your surgery require a vaginal mesh patch?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# *turns Jeeves' sarcasm detector on*
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# The difference between the "thumbnail" and the CFB is 33 px across and 25 px down
and results in 16k. Which incidentally is the amount of RAM my Sinclair ZX81 had.
Just so you know.
(I helped save b3ta! xandmi, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:31, archived)
# And exactly half
of what you could earn a couple of years ago for making low polys for a game.
(I helped save b3ta! DogHorse plop, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# Go and make the fucking tea teaboy!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:41, archived)
# fuck off dillbox
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:32, archived)
# cockjockey
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:35, archived)
# FAIL.


NSFW.

Link it.
(I helped save b3ta! sm.pl.crt.rs I don't fucking know, do I?, Tue 27 Jan 2009, 14:44, archived)