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# Snowd - yet I am at work :(


also www.b3ta.com/links/The_Shining_Computer_Game_Footage_from_1982
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:46, archived)
# yays
me too but I@ve had my one check in for the day so I'm not going to be overworked.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:49, archived)
# i'm stcuk at home
and it's only the fact that mictogirl is also stuck at home
that's preventing me wanking mself dry :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# I doubt that very much.
or has she insisted that you take all the doors off the toilets again?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# i don't currently have toilet doors
damn DIY

DAMN IT TO HELL
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Well at least you get to watch TV whilst having a dump.
And remember that when hanging doors the distance between the bottom of the door and bottom hinge is greater than the distance between the top hinge and the top of the door.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# I don't think that taking DIY advice from someone that orders a bed frame and no supporting slats is a very sound idea.
:-p
(I helped save b3ta! Dave Trouser ; the people's choice - 75% agree, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# ha ha ha
urgh muuuh muuuh muuuuuuuh *queeeeef* Air? AIR? I've finally run out :(
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# don't tell me that's never happened to you!
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# I tend to get too bruised before that happens
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# you're supposed to rub it, not hit it
silly
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# you do it your way and I'll do it mine
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# *lubes up boxing glove*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# OMG sexy time immanent!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Hmmmm....
Two consenting adults..snowed in with nothing to do...one male ...one female....there is only one thing you can do......DECORATE!!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# Hahaha
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Must be a geordie.
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:51, archived)
# Not enough Primark clothing:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:53, archived)
# Lacist.
(I helped save b3ta! elephant rider property shark sighted!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# Silly elephant rider
Geordies is not peoples!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:58, archived)
# unture
in my experience North Easteners are fastidious about their flash clothing... and the lasses are sturdy and don't wear much.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# how did you manage to make it into work
when there is litterally about 2 inches of snow - are you some sort of cold weather survivalist expert? Do you have all the proper kit? Are you a polar bear?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:52, archived)
# these questions have been asked before
I must be some kind of super human god. Either that or its the downside of sometimes working from home ;)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# that narrows it down
are you pingu ?
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:56, archived)
# no, but I might be the penguin from Lost and Found
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# i take it you saw the 3d version
good stuff i thought.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# wonderful, studioaka are rather good at being brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# i have mixed feelings
it seems oliver jeffers has nicked all my fucking ideas. the cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! connor, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# goddamn foot of snow here
my friend and neighbour had to get a cab to work, it was 2 hours late and then got stuck in the drive for a further 1/2 hour before they finally limped away.

(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Hahahahahahaa!
"Three snowflakes fall on capital, nation grinds to a halt"
(I helped save b3ta! Vulthoom, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# Don't know where you are but we've had anout 6-8 inchs here.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:54, archived)
# I'm in Edinburgh and it's mostly bereft of snow
... which greatly pissed off one of my colleagues who was getting ready to telemark into work

:)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:57, archived)
# telemark?
Is that posh for work from home?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# nope - it's a type of cross country skiing
as popularised by The Heros of Telemark... although I think it requires a flatter landscape than Edinburgh provides... with all of it's uphill bits.

Uphill? On Skis?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I thought it was a region in the south of Norway

/edit: yes
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# it is
it's where the technique comes from
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# *enlighteneds*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# everyday's a schoolday
except Saturday
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Now that made me laugh
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:55, archived)
# how's the weather with you?
We have snow you know - in some places it's almost ankle deep. HOW WILL WE COPE????!?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# You won't.

And soon enough, we won't either. It's snowing in the south and it's rapidly coming to our middle of the country now.

OMG I see some flakes!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:02, archived)
# I've got about six inches.


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# O_o
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# wur all DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooomed
even if we survive the snowpockalypse, will there be enough of us left to stop the nuclear power stations going critical?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# It's alright, I can work powerstations.
You've just got to push the right buttons.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# phew
I thought I'd been spending all this time growing my moustache for nothing
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# o_O


As in... Nawty Euro-plumber type moustache?
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'm not sure
I was thinking more like Landed Gentry twisty moustache me, in the dormitory of a girl's finishing school? with my reputation? type thing. I've been working on it for a while and it's coming along rather nicely. One day I hope to be able to look like a kung fu master... then everyone will be made to suffer!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# \o/
I pride myself on my lack of ability to grow a moustache.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:29, archived)
# it's an important quality
in wimmins
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:32, archived)
# Indeed...


* Second CDC today - Wins!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 11:59, archived)
# He'll chill his "snow"balls
going round like that.
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# Got quite a bit of snow here though.
The first day we start back at lectures and it snows. :(
(I helped save b3ta! Incredibly Ordinary Dave needs your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle, Mon 2 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)