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# OH DEAR LORDY LORD NO ITS THE RETURN OF B3TARDS-NAMES-INTO-PICTURES OR SOMETHING


I know what hasn't been done in a while, the Duke of Prunes DTF Lunch Post. I will make such a scene if it doesnt make a return soon.
HELLO LUNCHTIME B3TA, IM HAVING GIANT BISCUITS AND FRUIT. WHAT ARE YOU HAVING?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:00, archived)
# ahhh, that's lovely
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# DOCTOR!
He's come down with Welsh disease!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# he's under the bridge
because he's ignoring everybody
everybody me
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I can't wait until you get to 'W'
good luck with Wormulus.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:01, archived)
# I did have a To-Do list about 20 long
Alas! That has also been lost to the depths of time and space and many reformats.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# Consider me top of your new list.
Get cracking.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# >:(
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# \o.
Please Mr. Lemon may I go on the list?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:04, archived)
# Maybe.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# how are you going to do montyyouterribleCUNT
and make it SFW?
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# just draw a gaint foot, have someone call it a terrible cunt
and then have riverghost ignoring it...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# ^ This!

and I am eating Ham & Pickle rolls with Hula-Hoops and a Chunky Kit-Kat.

When I am done with that, I am going to carry on licking the smashing orangy bit off Mrs Wobbly.
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# I had cheese on toast.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# A vegetarian kebab?
How obscure?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:27, archived)
# It's not just water under the bridge!
Love it
(I helped save b3ta! Q4nobody, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# :)
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# I shall be having fresh pasta with delightful homemade bolognaise sauce.
One of the few benefits of being laid up in bed feeling like shit is a decent lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:03, archived)
# BRAW! and also very much UN-BRAW!
Get better now!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# he so wants to be a bridge ghost
but circumstances prevent it :(:(:(
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# :'( PORR GOST. U R NOT VERY GOOD RELY R U?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:08, archived)
# pssst!
Tell him to have chips with that


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# Oh crap how could I forget the chips?
HAVE CHIPS WITH THAT!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# pfft how are you going to manage me?
Actually...I'd like to see prodigy69...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:05, archived)
# Keith and Maxim in a circle of love
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:07, archived)
# and the Dixon Bawls award for most unpleasant mental image of the day goes to...
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# oh come on harden the fuck up there's nothing unpleasant about gay guys sucking each other off.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Even Keith Flint?
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# well the tounge stud might be an interesting sensation...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# its awesome
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
# :(
thank's for letting me know.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
# The DTF 'what are people eating' list was always shit
may it never return
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:06, archived)
# ^this
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# >:( >:(
Double Harumph
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# I don't like them either.
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# Thinking about it, where the hell has the Duke got to?
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# he posted last week...
(k3b/-\b Peace man., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:21, archived)
# >:(
Harumph
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Ace ghostage!
I am having a nervous breakdown.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:09, archived)
# Nervous breakdowns are decidedly UN-BRAW!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:10, archived)
# Particularly at lunchtime
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# actually I can't decide if it's a nervous breakdown, a mid-life crisis, or just hunger.
How do I tell?
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# I'm having
a prawn mayo roll and a nice cup of tea.
(Girlyboy is going to be a bridesmaid!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# BRAW!
This is a better lunch.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:14, archived)
# good choice there!
And top marks for your choice of beverage.
(I helped save b3ta! RiffRaff lurking like a lurky thing, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# i just had a bacon and sausage sandwich in a white third with BRAWn sauce
this is lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:12, archived)
# *Honorary DTF Lunch of the Day*
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# *cherishes*
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:19, archived)
#

(I helped save b3ta! The Puke of Drunes Braw! Have chips with that!, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# I just had breakfast
Blueberries, blackberries, grapes, yogurt & muesli
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# Have chips with that.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:15, archived)
# Three bee's knees and a butterfly's fart
sherbet-dip-dabs Dave


(I helped save b3ta! Sir Aunty Grampa Dave the Hat - enjoying a post-meridian muncheon - Ta! Cannaoogim!?, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:13, archived)
# I really want a sherbert-dip-dab now.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:17, archived)
# Two bottles of wine!
I'm on teh hollydaze!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:16, archived)
# YOU ARE ALSO A PICTURE NOW!
HURRAH!
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:18, archived)
#
On my first glass bottle with straw mind you:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:20, archived)
# NONONONnonononno
THATS YOU UP THERE THAT IS. RIVERGHOSTY RIVERGHOST BRIDGE GHOST MAN.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:24, archived)
# Yays
I hope that river is wine!

If not i blame jebus!


*manhug*

I haz profiled it as it is some kind of wundifall!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:26, archived)
# tea -earl grey
all proper tea is theft
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 12:37, archived)
# Yaaaaaaaaaaaaay
I had chips and beans with Diet coke (citrus zest)
(I helped save b3ta! Monsieur Monster I heard Seriously talk the first time. in here., Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:09, archived)
# HAVE.
CHIPS.
WITH.
THAT.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Tue 17 Feb 2009, 13:11, archived)