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# ..
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:16, archived)
# hahaha
:)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:17, archived)
# Could try the old 'rattling one out beforehand' technique.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:18, archived)
# who'd want sex then?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# your other hand
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ^What she said^
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# meh.
the only time i ever feel like having sex twice is immediately before i have finished having sex once.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# hahahahah
have you been speaking to Mrs S?
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ^ preferred technique
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:19, archived)
# in the bed, the sofa, and on the floor for a bit
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:24, archived)
# I had a quicky first, which counts as the wank.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Haha ok
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Want longer lasting sex?
Flip her over so you can see her face.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ...says Denis Thatcher Advice Line
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# Pfft!
He wanted longer lasting sex, not a fucking seizure.
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# how would they have coped with the Brazil V argentina
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:20, archived)
# ha ha ha
fuck a really ugly person


(this works, allegedly, so i've been told)
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:21, archived)
# by people who fuck you?
:D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 14:42, archived)
# :D
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:22, archived)
# hahaha, arf!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:23, archived)
# 'ello Archie!
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# Arf!!



(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hehe
or 'put on a condom'
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# SeeeEEEEEEEEXXXXXX
*in an Abe simpson voice*

I love that bit from that episode where they sell the tonic together
(, Wed 18 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)