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# I think she may well have...
(hovermonkey, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:07, archived)
# It's a judgement call
but I'm going with racing stripe.
(Octo I ruin everything., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:08, archived)
# I'm going for, as thick as the black forest
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# Mmmmm....Tasty gateaux!


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:11, archived)
# hairy gateaux with lady red sauce
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:12, archived)
# *smacks lips*


(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:14, archived)
# :(
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:18, archived)
# Just stating the truth
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:19, archived)
# I bet you show videos of people clubbing baby seals to 6 year olds too.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:20, archived)
# they have to learn about world at some time in their life
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# BARBARIANS IN THE TALL GRASS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# I always preferred Carol anyways.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:06, archived)
# very hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# *calls her bluff*

....Hello Bluff
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:10, archived)
# I'm gay in her?
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# She has a very delightful accent
(I helped save b3ta! greedydave cries when he wanks, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:13, archived)
# "oh, yar, do it to me like Zeus did it to Nemisis"
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:16, archived)
# pffft
*does it to you like Zeus did it to Nemesis*
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# she am amazin
and should replace evil new Carol on Countdown
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:15, archived)
# i have yet
to see the new Carole get a single maths round right, unless the contestant got there first.
I don't watch Countdown that often though, so maybe she just had a lot of bad days.
(I helped save b3ta! Seventh is somewhat subdued, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:21, archived)
# I like that no one seems to knows her name
and she's known only as new Carol
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:23, archived)
# Rachel Riley...
Just rolls off the tongue!!

She can roll off my tongue anyday!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# I will have forgotten by tomorrow.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# she won't last long
mark my words
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# Like all the new Richards!
Two Des's and now a sports bloke!!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Jeff
did you know Paul Merton applied when Whitely shuffled off? He'd have been brilliant, but was miffed to lose out to Lynam so won't do it now
edit: sneaky-hope-no-one-noticed-edit
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# Ahh it makes sense now!
Well they wouldn't want to dig him up would they!! (Merton not Richard)
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:34, archived)
# I don't think it would have been a good move for Merton though.
(I helped save b3ta! Mu Dinofiddler, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# why not?
the show was higher profile (sort of) when Whitely went...its decended into banality because of the bad presenters, a good presenter like Merton would have kept it at the top
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:44, archived)
# TWIG!
TWIG!
TWIG!
You have returned!
*squashes*
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:01, archived)
# Hhahaha
Bush tucker trial
(I helped save b3ta! Peach Motorbike I hate the cut of your jib, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# Not seen the show
but I do like intellectuals.
Except excessively smug intellectuals.
Sorry, Stephen Fry.
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:17, archived)
# You mean the
comedy actor and quiz show host?

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:22, archived)
# In that screen grab she looks smug or she might be squeezing a fart out
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# Or both
Smug parps!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:28, archived)
# it might be a good fart
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:30, archived)
# Mary Mary Quite Contrary
Shave that minge
It's far too hairy.

I dated a nerdy girl who wore glasses and had long dark hair like this lass. She had the hairiest minge I've ever seen.
(Jamie and his magic bat You can bump n' grind, it is good for your mind, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:25, archived)
# Mary Hinge you say?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:26, archived)
# You can just tell by looking at some people
that they are hairy
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:27, archived)
# The hair is a good indicator.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:41, archived)
# - Meetings all day....
- Gets home...
- No Tea!
- Logs onto b3ta...
- Text on Image....
and a quick scroll through shows everyone is nicking my "Why is it always raining..." comment!

FUCKSOCKS!

* I now get 10p every time someone uses "Why is it always ..... in you images"!

Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
Mini poll bar
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:29, archived)
# Why am I looking at an image of your dog?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:49, archived)
# Because you fancy it!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:50, archived)
# Naaa
It never put out.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# Everyone's stealing my use of the word: "and".
I demand money.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:00, archived)
# ":" is not a word...
and what?
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:04, archived)
# on an mild tangent, are a and I words?
(I helped save b3ta! Kamikaze Stoat £4.09, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:12, archived)
# Woo.. Someone just gave me £100
Thank you
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 20:05, archived)
# Ok...........RIS
I dunno who she is so I don't get it.
(Stashie is plotting against his blender on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:31, archived)
# she's your new mummy
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:36, archived)
# she needs some titty dicks put on her
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:35, archived)
# if you insist...
NSFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Haku Orange Whip? Orange Whip? Three Orange Whips., Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:38, archived)
# I've had her!

had her been lost in there for months!
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Tue 24 Feb 2009, 19:40, archived)
# Gorilla
salad if ever I saw one
(I helped save b3ta! kahuna Mangled-at-the-bottom-of-the-cliff, Wed 25 Feb 2009, 10:35, archived)