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# Disgusting!
Cholesterol – 1170% of your recommended daily allowance. Ooof. The only thing it’s good for is as a slow method of suicide



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(redflame36, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# NOM NOM NOM!
:D

edit: ponder, that this is from the food division, what does the military research division put in tins

:D

edit: INDEED



This is a fail, you should bow in shame :(
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# BRAINSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!
in 5.5 oz?!?!?!

fuck me

I assumed you had taken this pic and did an ellipse on a picture, but no - wholesale lifting from thisiswhyyourefat.com/

have some more cholesterol


(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:28, archived)
# WHAT! NOT JUST FAT! BUT STOLEN FAT!
*sets fire to pitchfork*

*waves angrilly!*
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Looks a bit like a sliced up cock n' balls...
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Superb shop...
oh wait no.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:29, archived)
# Did you make this?
consumerist.com/5161202/the-worst-food-product-ever-may-have-been-found
(I helped save b3ta! zoldergoose, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# ZOMG
they've stolen it from redflame36!!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# if Dr Broon were here
he could tell us all about myelin sheaths
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# Top shop!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# those crazy americans
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:30, archived)
# 'Ello freebs!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:31, archived)
# 'ello Barbie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# 'ello Freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# 'ello Prof
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# 'ello Medi
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# 'ello Meddy
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# 'ello Barbar
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# 'ello Undies
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# :)
sorry

*pulls up pantaloons*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# 'ello Medi
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# 'ello Freebs!

I just shaved my beard of five weeks. Fact.
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# I am now 3 weeks
am considering removing it

This is the longest growth I've ever endured
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# I never had one that full either

But I got sick of people telling me I had a beard
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# NO
push through the wall to the plush bristly fields of pogono-goodness on the other side
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# 'ello Prof
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
# 'ello freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# 'ello Barbie
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# 'ello Freebs
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# 'ello Prof
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:38, archived)
# hello
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
# ------------------------------------------------------
^draws a line under the whole thing
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:40, archived)
# PARTY ON THE OTHER SIDE OF THE LINE!
*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:42, archived)
# *joins in*
Are they Really playing Aqua's Barbie Girl?

*dances*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:43, archived)
# oh no he di'n't!!???
he just dropped the Aqua bomb like it ain't no thing!

*dances HARDER*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:45, archived)
# *glares at both party participants*
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:48, archived)
# here, have a party blower
*hands*

*runs off to the buffet table*

CAYKE!!!
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:50, archived)
# But it's only 150 calories
That's less than a sandwich.
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# I've never heard of cholesterol RDA before
Or Pork Brains in Milk Gravy either
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# really?
i just finished a lovely lunch of dog spine in spunky gravy
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Is that actually brains
as in the mushy shit in your head?

Who would want to eat that*

*apart from zombies

(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:32, archived)
# pretend zombies?
Hannibal Lecter
The indian guys from Indiana Jones & the Temple of Doom.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# I'll just have the soup then
UUURRRGGGGHHHHHHHH *faints*
(I helped save b3ta! Gooch Is neither here nor there, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:36, archived)
# Head cheese
is the techincal term I believe
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)
[challenge entry] i'll slip this sea kitten in here

(I helped save b3ta! Dances with Rabbits Back to Education i go, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:33, archived)
# sea kitten is marine.
(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# there is never an inappropriate time
to insert a sea kitten
(I helped save b3ta! herd of chickens First part only £1.99 and comes with a free, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:37, archived)
# even when you are standing next to the open coffin
at the funeral?
(I helped save b3ta! discomeats This canoe, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:47, archived)
#


(I helped save b3ta! the_rhyme_minister has a little bit of gold and a pager, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:34, archived)
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(I helped save b3ta! barryheadwound Mul-ti-pass? Multipass!, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:35, archived)
# Shopped images only please
(I helped save b3ta! Smallbrainfield, Fri 27 Feb 2009, 13:39, archived)