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newsy newsy

Came to me afterwards. Dick and Quirty
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:13, archived)
# Josef Fritzl
This is your Life in Prison
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:22, archived)
# 'ningles teh bobs
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:23, archived)
# nings teh ghost
It was positively spring-like yesterday - I was out working in the garden in just a t-shirt
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# didn't your bits get cold?!
Yeah I'm going to make a start on the garden today. Well start sowing seeds anyay.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I'm currently pulling down a wood and glass lean-to structure
that's going to vastly increase our patio space


fun
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# Nice.
I need to put some tatties out for a good chitting:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I've forgotten what the outside world is like...
I spent a good deal of sunday setting up someone elses broadband. It should have taken ten minutes, but it turns out BT was doing work in the area, hence nothing worked. That was a nice waste of a day.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# hehehe
Router lights are your friend. If they were all go expect the connection then you call the line provider and check. If that's fine then it's the line from the router to the wall plug.
I hope she was cute:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# annoying thing was, that it was registering a broadband signal coming through
and no she wasn't.

no more favours.

ever.

people simply don't appreciate it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:54, archived)
# THIS. HARD!
*clicks I Like This furiously*

Spent a good 8 or 10 hours over two days off that I had to fix the in-laws broadband which they kept moaning was breaking every five minutes. I sort the lot and upgrade everything so their computer runs at light speed and all they can manage is a shrug of the shoulders!?

CUUUUUNT!
(I helped save b3ta! Joliet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# yup... that is exactly it.
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:12, archived)
# *hugsbyproxy*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# thanks ghostie :D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:13, archived)
# it's always the same when Mrs Freebs does a set up for family
what should take 10 mins always takes half a day...


bloody technology
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# Helps if you work in a logical flow.
Can the 'puter see the router? Yes
Can you plug the router plug into your phone and get a dial tone? Yes
It's the router. Routers self configue apart from username, password and DNS.
If all three of those work then check with the line
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# ning!
I spent the entire boxing day last year setting up my nephew's xbox live..

This weekend was spent putting up coving while everyone else was outside enjoying the weather...

bah!
(I helped save b3ta! Barbarossa is not my real name, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I had fun with a hammer and a screwdriver
and a trip to the tip
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# As I've previously mentioned,
You're so Rock n' Roll!

;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# why can't it just work? why does it have to screw up?
AARRRGGGHH!!!

:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# \o/
BT keep calling me and trying to give me stuff. Cunts
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:53, archived)
# If you don't need the stolen Nazi gold, then I'm
happy to take it off your hands.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# nothing so useful I'm afraid
... they're trying to get me to sign up for a further 18 months with the untempting offer of the music, TV and kiddies subscription packages for my BT Vision box...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:02, archived)
# Well, that's clearly not going to work, is it?
Fools, I tell you, they are FOOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 10:11, archived)
# What do you call potatoes that have been left in the cellar for years?
Pommes Fritzl.

ning
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:24, archived)
# gaaaah!
Or Pomme (un)der Stair?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# haha, that's even worse.
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# *tuts*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# *in vino veritases*
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# Nice sig work, mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# arf - I was baiting Prof underduvet- but he didn't rise
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# Moderate or good.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# Dogging, Fisher, German Bight...
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Viking FM
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# Southern Sound FTW*!
*or not as the case may be.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# I don't like Local radio
I was just trying to jest with the Shipping Cast

Radio2 FTW

(or Black Stone Cherry on itunes)
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Radio 4 FTMFW
except for most of what they put out during the day time.... and The Archers is a bit of a Joke (what a strange combination of accents, is this farming community set in some middle English Babylon?)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Quite so.
You and Yours!!!!

*shudders*

I love the current Archers storyline about Tom getting totally rolled, though.
Schadenfruede, perhaps, but I'm thoroughly enjoying it.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Have you heard any
of David Mitchell's R4 show? I need to get it off the iPlayer.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# The Unbelievable truth, d'ya mean?
That can be *quite* good.

He was brilliant on Just A Minute last week. Best thing for ages.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# I adore the man.
A. DORE. Oh yes. His mind makes me so happy.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:49, archived)
# That, and the dryness of his delivery,
couldn't agree more.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# His football sketch
for comic relief was absolutely masterful. If you can find it on Youtube I'd recommend it highly.
edit: here www.youtube.com/watch?v=VF_uOgyBK1c&feature=PlayList&p=14A9818CACCE9C31&playnext=1&playnext_from=PL&index=55
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# if you can try and get The Death of Grass
it's a dramatisation of a novel he was reading on Radio 4 last week. Not funny, but still beautifully done (from what I heard of it)
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:55, archived)
# *ahem*
radioarchive.cc/

Edit: Actually, if you need it, let me know - I already have it, just might ne slightly quicker for you to get it off the torrents.

(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# I'll have a gander.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:57, archived)
# *leaps upon*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# *cuddles into submission*
Hello, my lovely Captain!
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# where are MY cuddles damn you?
WHERE?
(I helped save b3ta! bilbobarneybobs I'll be 14 in b3ta years soon., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# UPS Same Day,
They should already be in reception, waiting to be signed for.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# Eeeee
nice Wochenende?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# I recklessly handed over the last decent stick of furniture in the flat to the
ex.

It's a bit zen-like now*

*no bloody chairs.

Apart from that, not so dusty, ta. And how are you?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:42, archived)
# Do you need a hand finding new ones?
I'm alright, curry night last night has rendered me somewhat billious, however.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# I'm trawling the intehweb for some new kit.
Next Interiors have got some nice stuff, or I might try BO Concept (sort of Ikea, but nicer, and they come round and build it for you, too).
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# Oooooh, well let me know
I'm a flatpack wizard (lots of moving around) :D
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# *sings*
"She's a Flatpack Wizard, there has to be a twist, a Flatpack Wizard got such a supple wrist......"
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:50, archived)
# ha ha ha :D
Docking, Fisting, Dutch Elm Disease,
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# North Urethra, South Urethra, Frotting...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# *sedates*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# AAaaahhhhhh
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:58, archived)
# well - I amuse myself at least
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# Should have waited til the morning:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# cheap suit
more nings people... how are we all?
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# Feeling strangely purged of desks.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# *checks*
All limbs still present and correct, ta!

You?
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# I'm a little "Moday Dazed" but aside from that
all systems are operating within acceptable parameters... also - I've found an eBay person selling what they say is Harris Tweed and what appears to be an affordable price... I feel a waistcoat coming on!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# I'm assuming the words in the last part of that were in the wrong order, yes?
I do like the idea of a Harris Tweed waistcoat, though.
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# a harris tweed waistcoast that you make yourself!
YOU get to play God, go wild, like nature intended...

... never really been near a sewing machine, but I'm sure it's not beyond me.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Threading them's still beyond me
and I've been using them for *thinks* since 1997. Oh fucking hell, that's 12 years.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# my mum is all of the aecs at that sort of thing
... she has Jean Muir stuff which she used to make herself still :D

/little bit gaymosexual
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:51, archived)
# Awesome :D
so you're well trained then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# not even a little bit
but I could be probably
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:59, archived)
# Oooooooooooh
I need a short 40s style jacket and a pencil skirt, then.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# *rubs knees*



(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I've wanted a 40s tweed suit for ages
but I can never find nice enough tweed that isn't £40 a metre, almost.

I shall be satisfied if I can just make a riding jacket, as this year's resolution is to start riding again, as a friend's about to start a riding school and I wouldn't mind scuffling about outside teaching kids about horses.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# Riding school??
Just a pic of you in Jodphurs would be enough for me!!
;P
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Oh don't, I don't suit joddhies.
Totally the wrong shape for them. They seem to make any girl with a sizeable arse look like a hovercraft.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# Exactly!!!!
Fat arses FTW!
(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:46, archived)
# *giggles*
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)
# Never mind when we're actually sitting in the saddle.
*shudders*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:48, archived)
# *deliberately mistakes that for a euphemism*
;-)
(I helped save b3ta! J Peasemould Gruntfuttock Alpha Mike Foxtrot, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:52, archived)
# found a cracking place for Mrs. UC called
what kate did (or something) which sells traditional 30,40 & 50 style undercrackers and lingerie for the discerning lady...

also - I'll see how many lengths of material they can sell me... also good morning sweet petal

*humbly kisses your hand*
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# What Katie Did, I know it well :D
I do have a couple of their bits and pieces, don't you worry. Them, Kiss Me Deadly and some original vintage pieces (like nylons, there's some in my drawer I won't let myself wear that are a good 60/70 years old)
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:44, archived)
# Achey.
Very, very achey. But joyful, nonetheless.
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:32, archived)
# *magic rub*
poor pet lamb...
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:34, archived)
# *is magically better*
You've been practising :)
(I helped save b3ta! i_yam_bucket doo wah diddy diddy wah wah diddy doo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:36, archived)
# DRRRRRRRRRRFFLLFLFLFMFLFMFMFMFMFLFLFFM.
You?
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:37, archived)
# 14
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# I'm pleased we've had this exchange.
(I helped save b3ta! Ttssattsr, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# I feel I know you so much better
we'll wed on St. Swithin's
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:45, archived)
# ha!
somebody needs to merge the source pic with b3ta's smug man eating a croissant. it maketh sense.
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:25, archived)
# is he still blaming his daughter's drug use?

filthy repost
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:26, archived)
# hehehe


I really should Frank Gallagher it at some point.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:31, archived)
# I'm still upset about the time the local Austrian place had a naming competition
They said they wanted a name that reminded people of families.

They asked me to leave when I suggested Fritzl's Schnitzel Dungeon. Luckily I had finished my meal at this point.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:27, archived)
# that is a glorious name :)
Fritzl's Schnitzels - "Well packed with the pale flesh you crave"
(I helped save b3ta! revmoola was thinking about a software problem, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# hahahaha
(I helped save b3ta! drbroon abloooobloobloo, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:29, archived)
# They decided to call themselves "Essen".
Fucking germanic cunts.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:30, archived)
# It's ok for me to say that because I'm a quarter german.
(I helped save b3ta! gronkpan @vomitinglarry.bsky.social, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:35, archived)
# The Fritzl Maze...

re-lurks
(I helped save b3ta! The Great Architect is still waiting for his account to be deleted on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:33, archived)
# Ha ha brilliant
(I helped save b3ta! ERG1008 is climbing in yo windows & snatchin yo people up, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:39, archived)
# Ha ha
You're in the zone today.
(I helped save b3ta! miamistu snagglery, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:40, archived)
# hahahaahahahha!!!
fuckin hell!


(I helped save b3ta! op op op op op I stink therfore I spam, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:43, archived)
# austrian
not bavarian.

:)
(I helped save b3ta! inexpressible started a joke on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 11:04, archived)
# hahahahahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:28, archived)
# haha! Brill.

(I helped save b3ta! Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:38, archived)
# that folder looks like it's a great read
i wonder if I could get a lend of it when he's in jail

also: ningles all :)
(theswollenbeef where there's a will there's a wank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:41, archived)
# I believe he's printed out the second in the Terry Pratchett Store Gnome trilogy.
diggers.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 9:47, archived)