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# Medieval Jewish mysticism...

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...and David Bowie, together at last.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:13, archived)
# Arf
He told us not to blow it too.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:14, archived)
# With his silicone hump and his ten inch stump
(I helped save b3ta! Geoff the Clownfish You know Myra, some people might think you're cute, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# dressed like a peach he was
(I helped save b3ta! cakeburglar still bored with Freebase, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:34, archived)
# Aliens are the new God
At least, it seems that way, Bowie just got in there first. Bloomin' Aquarians.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# 'cause I can't afford a ticket.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# smash monkey and bowie
together in my head, doing naughty things.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:15, archived)
# Hello, you're back!
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:17, archived)
# just for the day, i can't keep away!
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# Better than not at all.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# true
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# fucking a!
Tell a person you're the Metatron and they stare at you blankly, mention something out of a Charlton Heston movie and they're suddenly theology scholars. May I continue uninterrupted?
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:18, archived)
# I wasn't aware you had been interrupted
unless it was by the tiny angry voices in your head.
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# If you post more reflectoporn, you can continue as much as you like :D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# hahaha i can't believe i did that....
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Pics or it didn't happen.
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
#
www.b3ta.com/board/9273145
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Ta hahahaha
*posts to gay friend for fwapping purposes*
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:39, archived)
# I had a go, but I couldn't work out which pixel was cock, so the best I could raise was a semi and a smile
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:42, archived)
# Hahahaha!
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:15, archived)
# Please do
I'm imagining the silky tones of Alan Rickman slowly coming in my ear... er... as it were
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:20, archived)
# There's a starman doing starjumps in the sky
showing us his chocolate starfish or better known as brown eye

I've had 1 coffee too many
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:19, archived)
# is it possible to have one coffee too many?
I've never found it to be a problem

*shakes*
*sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:21, archived)
# I've only had one coffee!!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:22, archived)
# One! Bah...
I'm on my second South American countries annual bean output by 10am most mornings
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# coffee is almost evil in its deliciousness
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)
# Coffee tastes like roasted pubes boiled in piss
/controversial
(I helped save b3ta! Dixipoos Bye Bye Blackbird, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:41, archived)
# yum yum!
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# How do you know that?
(I helped save b3ta! FeralCatMan Unusual disease collector., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 14:09, archived)
# Who the fuck is that? And why the fuck did you guys hug my head? Why the fuck is that broad not talking?
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:23, archived)
# literally, really literally best line in he movie.
(I helped save b3ta! Tom OBedlam I have control of a tank, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:27, archived)
# *clicks*
this is good
(I helped save b3ta! MontyyouterribleCUNT I gave Jeremy Kyle cancer, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# hahaha
i love your comics
(I helped save b3ta! weaver., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Ha ha ha!
Love it :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Metatron? Isn't he one of the Transformers?
And is Bowie dead?
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# Nah, he's just resting
He's tired and shagged out after a long squwak
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# I always thought
Metatron sounded like a transformer, which would a very cool sidekick for God to have
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:26, archived)
# I visualised him as a transformer the whole time I was reading The Amber Spyglass.
...I think I just realised why I like that book so much...
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:31, archived)
# hahaha
exactly, a bit like Ultimus Prime :D
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:35, archived)
# I'd completely forgotten that Metatron was mentioned in that.
It would make the old myths a lot more exciting if they had more giant robots in them. (Though I think Harryhausen probably got there first.)
(I helped save b3ta! Matazone has new icons, but is keeping this one, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:37, archived)
# Hehehe!
Silly Metatron.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:28, archived)
# hahahahahahahahaha!
bowie lyrics ftw!
WOO!
(I helped save b3ta! Zank Frappa Who let the lefties in?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 13:33, archived)