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# My new healthy breakfast

First post *hope this works*
(LittleKitty, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:54, archived)
# welcome to the jungle!~
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Yooooooooooooooooorah gonnah diiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# you first
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *drives into Paris tunnel*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Someone tell her to shut her legs
I wondered where that smell of fish was coming from
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# yay I had curry
Now I'm shitting through the eye on a needle!

EDIT: Back: Trousers changed.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Those junkies are going to have some spicy hot drugs tonight
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# That Miss Hilton
will let anyone up there these days.

"arrrghhhh Mindpissed by the earl"
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# oooh Margaret
Were is me pic sir?
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# 3d Studio is chewing over a version of it right now
It's not done by a long chalk but I am on it at least ;)
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# ace :D
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:20, archived)
# Learn to live like an animal

/check
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# we like fun and games.
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Woot, but surely
if it was asbestos....then it wouldn't burn.

Welcome: Pull chair shop kitten & don't feed the trolls. :D
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:55, archived)
# Silly chutney
That's the milk burning!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Noooooooo
*cries over flaming milk*
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:59, archived)
# It's on fucking FIRE!

/edit: welcome!

*steals lunch money*
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# *stern milk monitor looks*
Yoor gettin no straw milladow!
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Haha, that is great.
Nice first post, you lovely noob!
Please enjoy your stay.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:56, archived)
# No willy willy action then?:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# What do you mean, sir?
I don't follow what you say.
Please could you explain?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I can expand on that notion:P
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:02, archived)
# who are you calling a noob, noob?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# I apologise,
It just fits in my Haiku.
How are you tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:08, archived)
# i'm not very well
i am feeling rather bad
quite wobbly and faint
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# Oh dear. That's not good!
I hope you feel better soon.
I'm not well myself.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:13, archived)
# Now write a palindromic haiku!
(Jeru War and Piss, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:14, archived)
# Only if you can.
And you have to make it up.
A fresh one. Right now.

Relevant, as well.
Make sure it is in context.
Or it will not count!
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:19, archived)
# Who the fuck is clansoul?
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:10, archived)
# Thanks
I'm a long time lurker, having started reading B3ta back at uni about 5 years ago.

I'm still amazed at how fast people reply. Guess I'm never going to beat Kaol to the first reply to a QoTW answer!
(LittleKitty, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:11, archived)
# there are less important things than being first on qotw
but not many
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:12, archived)
# This is lully
But isn't asbestos something that stops fire?:P

Big woo though.
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Sorry I think I may have got a little bit of "wet"
on your mind
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# wet wet?
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Pellow fight!
(I helped save b3ta! Tribs 🦇 ↓ dn ʎɐʍ sᴉɥʇ ↓🦇, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# *spangs*
(I helped save b3ta! riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# wet wet wet?
*gah damn my lag*
(I helped save b3ta! the idiot Did I say it was funny?, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:01, archived)
# mmmmmm
shop a kitten, oh hold on...
(I helped save b3ta! boff FL OZ, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# asbestos is as bestos does
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 20:57, archived)
# http://i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/Aktrez/ComicCon%202006/cheerios.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# FUCK!
i59.photobucket.com/albums/g311/Aktrez/ComicCon%202006/cheerios.jpg
(I helped save b3ta! LordManley twitter.com/LordManley, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:00, archived)
# she can eat my cheerios, any time she wants
or something
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# LOLWUT
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:22, archived)
# oh dear god O_O
(I helped save b3ta! Duke Otterby you pre-verts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:03, archived)
# welcome aboard
b3ta needs more cat-related usernames :)
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# Agreed!
.
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:06, archived)
# it's getting so confusing
Though I see little kitty as being a PUSA reference.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:16, archived)
# PUSSY?
(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
# I don't need to hang around
here and be insulted by the likes of you.
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# where do you usually hang out?

(I helped save b3ta! mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:51, archived)
# outside schools
(I helped save b3ta! Holly Would long wheel based tranny, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:54, archived)
# But cat usernames
often come with such baggage!
Kk and Catnipppp?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# Are you calling them fat?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:32, archived)
# Not bad, not bad at all.
Good to see people having a go!
.
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:05, archived)
# oh and ignore whatever ^This^ twat comes out with
(I helped save b3ta! The magic of chutney Shakes it like an Instagram filter!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:15, archived)
# What have I what have I what have I done to deserve this
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:18, archived)
#
*hangs around feeling down*
(I helped save b3ta! M3Essential and The Essentials. LIVE!, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:21, archived)
# So many drinks, such pretty flowers.
.
(Catshitttt wake up, sheeple., Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:23, archived)
# Welcome new person!
Nice shopping
(I helped save b3ta! Tangy bzzzzzzzzt, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:24, archived)
# Hurrah!
and welcome :)
(I helped save b3ta! chunderbunny lacking humus since, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:25, archived)
# So much better than my first post.
You'll go far.
(I helped save b3ta! Tart Monkey, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:27, archived)
# Hi, sadly /board is being shut down in a fortnight so you will need to spend time on /talk
especially if you have nice tits
(I helped save b3ta! broadsword now that's fresh, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:36, archived)
# pffffffft
great start, welcome aboard
(I helped save b3ta! Walrus Man Think hippy thoughts, Mon 16 Mar 2009, 21:53, archived)