
this was an answer to JPG. Fuck knows why I've written it here, but it probably means I need to go back to bed and not be sat at work making shit meme posts.
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:03,
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oh wait...
as you were then.
nicely hypocracied :P
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:03,
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as you were then.
nicely hypocracied :P

or are you questioning it's existence as a word?
but yeah you speak out constantly against the bandwagonning but then you join in.. albeit to make a point but still join in.
:P:P
I still like you and it.
but I also like being a cunt that little bit more :D
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:08,
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but yeah you speak out constantly against the bandwagonning but then you join in.. albeit to make a point but still join in.
:P:P
I still like you and it.
but I also like being a cunt that little bit more :D

But like the hummusless cunts who constantly post them just for the sake of posting something, I'm also a hummusless cunt today, posting just for the sake of it. :D
I just thought about what Henry, the real man, must feel like. I know it's not traditional to show empathy on b3ta, but I thought I'd give it a pop.
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:11,
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I just thought about what Henry, the real man, must feel like. I know it's not traditional to show empathy on b3ta, but I thought I'd give it a pop.

When his many friends and grandchildren visit he can show them pictures of him visiting millions of amazing times and places all around the world, in a suspicuiously familiar outfit and pose.
edit: what the dicking cockass happened to my ability to spell and/or type?
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:14,
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edit: what the dicking cockass happened to my ability to spell and/or type?

"Where The Hell Is Henry?" the lower-res and less-convincing version of "Where The Hell Is Matt?"
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:17,
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big viral video fakeness+loveliness
www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:24,
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www.youtube.com/watch?v=zlfKdbWwruY

I was willing to believe it was a hoax. Are you suggesting it wasn't a hoax? He seemed convincing in his speech... was it a TED talk? Can't remember now.
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:54,
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its incredible how obit writers can make anyone sound like a wit and a raconteur.
"when jade was asked by a journalist for The Telegraph if she was symptomatic of the degeneracy of the British Youth, she replied "I don't know what any of that means" "
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:12,
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"when jade was asked by a journalist for The Telegraph if she was symptomatic of the degeneracy of the British Youth, she replied "I don't know what any of that means" "

hahah look at the url
"jade-goody-princess-diana-common"
that reads like a Daily sport headline doesn't it?
It was said that in the Times that Gordon Brown had paid his respects and had said what a terrible loss it was. you can see he curse and swearing at his rotten luck, blair got diana in his first year, who does brown get? jade fucking goody....
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:19,
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"jade-goody-princess-diana-common"
that reads like a Daily sport headline doesn't it?
It was said that in the Times that Gordon Brown had paid his respects and had said what a terrible loss it was. you can see he curse and swearing at his rotten luck, blair got diana in his first year, who does brown get? jade fucking goody....

Jade Goody and Princess Diana have 1 thing in common, and it's the same thing that everyone else who's dead also has in common with them...
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:21,
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you lived your life,
in OK magazine
famous for being a racist
on nationwide TV,
and it's sad that you died of cancer
but it doesn't change the fact
you're famous due to the readership
that OK and Heat attracts.
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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in OK magazine
famous for being a racist
on nationwide TV,
and it's sad that you died of cancer
but it doesn't change the fact
you're famous due to the readership
that OK and Heat attracts.

I became terribly confused as to what Demi moore's arse had to do with Jade Goody.
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:23,
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But if your lips go blue I'd advise stopping.
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Wed 25 Mar 2009, 12:35,
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