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# she's fucking lovely
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# She is.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:49, archived)
# she's gorgeous
she's sexy
she's clever
she playes the piano
she sings
she knows Naomi Lenoir
what's not to like!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Piano, you say?
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# She's brown?
RACISTLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# She can't cook
SEXISTLOLS!
(I helped save b3ta! Rebel biscuit stercore sumus et nos esse novimus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# She is unstable for 1 week of the month!
SEXISTLOLS Win :D
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# THAT FONT.
GAME OVER, MAN. GAME OVER.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# She also knows how to play aerodynamic on piano :D
she is D-REEM-E
(The_Queen_Is_Dead Scooter Is A Blonde Haired Fuck-monkey, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
#
piano meat-flute
(I helped save b3ta! Wobbly Bloke Hello, did I miss anything on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:21, archived)
# GREAT BODY IMPRSSIVELY SHON BY MAILEEN KLARS

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# Her back looks very shopped in that advert.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# it's actually my back
i waxed it special
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Phwoar.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# ANPANTEN
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# i fucking hate that advert
they wanted to say NICE TITS TOO so badly but it doesn't have anything to do with hair
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# She is
annoyingly. Clever/talented people should be ugly. Bitch. I shall jealous all over her face.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:50, archived)
# PLEASE EXPLAIN THIS IN LOTS MORE DETAIL
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Hot spurts of envy dripping off that perfect wee nosey of hers.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# back in a mo!
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# I know a girl who doesn't find her attractive.
I mental'd all over her.
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Oh I wouldn't, don't get me wrong
she's a bit thin and innocent for my liking. But I do think she's a very pretty little thing.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# I meant, at all.
I was all "HOW!?"
(I helped save b3ta! ClanSoul, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# That's putting it mildly
I do admire an intelligent, talented, good-looking woman who isn't ashamed to stand around in her pants for money
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# If I looked like her in my pants
I'd be doing it too. Why write a book for 200 grand when you can flash some groin for the same?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# What I don't get
is when thick people stand around in their pants for money, they get abused for being thick people who can only stand around in their pants for money.

It's all they've got...
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Perfectly reasonable way of earning money.
If I wasn't under qualified I'd be doing it. Plus the world needs more naked people.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# *agrees*
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:51, archived)
# Who is?
she?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# she's the clever one out of Hear'Say
I love Hear'Say
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:53, archived)
# Pure and Simple
is a WONDERFUL pop song and I'll defend it to my grave
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:05, archived)
# \o/
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:13, archived)
# So she is a member of a popular musical group then?
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:17, archived)
# she's a little bit too clean and bright for my liking
but she's dead pretty and can play the piano

Universal truth #57: woman + musical instrument = x5 sexiness
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# Do they have to be any good at the musical instrument?
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:52, archived)
# grade 8 skin flute

(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:54, archived)
# Oi!
You ruined my joke =(

Ha ha. Great filthy minds and all that
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# I heard
she plays a mean skin flute...
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# FUCK YOU!
hahahahahaa
(I helped save b3ta! gravytrain, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# saxphone is good
cf The Zutons
(I helped save b3ta! Joe Scaramanga with a G-double-O-D vibration, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# Cor yes!
Abi Harding FTMFW!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)
# Abi(g) Hardon more like
(I helped save b3ta! Griffin Saver Something, something, 2006, something., Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:59, archived)
# LOL!
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 14:00, archived)
# *grumbles*
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# The Pink Picalo?
(I helped save b3ta! Finite "Aardvark sorted out my shit!" on, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# nope
although being good brings them into a whole new band of sexiness... at which point it gets complicated because a) there such a thing as being so sexy it's unattractive and b) no one likes a show off and c) being too good may be intimidating... which might be sexy again.

It's VERY complicated.
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:56, archived)
# "if she can hit a triangle without missing it, that's good enough for me"
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:55, archived)
# you're just discriminating against
the mentally less well off!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:58, archived)
# Her and Sheryl Cole in a marmite sandwhich
*sexy-asplodes*
(I helped save b3ta! Victor Meldrew, Mon 30 Mar 2009, 13:57, archived)