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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:17, archived)

200 ftw!

woo

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riverghost servicing your mum since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:18, archived)

There can't be mushroom on those things.

Woo

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:19, archived)

pffft!

ten points to mouse is a porsche

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

To stop them getting overcrowded,

each one's got a guard-in.

_{I'm sorry}

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

there wouldn't be overcrowded

if the service wasn't so sporeadic

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

It all started

since they introduced those Oyster [mushroom] cards

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

those root-masters are getting a bit old and unreliable

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

Personally, I just take the Tuber

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:25, archived)

I fly agaric.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

I usually go by ferry.

They leave from Port Obello.

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my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

aaah that ole chesnut

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

fucking hell!

*Pun of the Thread award*

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

we have a champignon

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

One more person types a pun and I swear they will be

dead man's fingers.

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Mu Dinofiddler, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:38, archived)

You shiitake as good as you give.

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Moon Girl Technologies horrendous beanbag, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:44, archived)

aces

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:20, archived)

nicely shopped :)

"One ticket on the agaric mainline please."
"Certainly, and where will you be going?"
"All the way."

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arrangedletters, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:21, archived)

Going on a bus trip!

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:22, archived)

FRESH

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mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:23, archived)

I went on one little trip

and my mum got scared

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

she said "mmmmmmmmmnnnnnnnnnngggggyeah"

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spacefish bong!, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

hahaha

I'm just imagining Will Smith singing that, and it's beautiful

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The Coast Of Yemen, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:26, archived)

Brillio!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:24, archived)

It seems today has been mushroom day

Anyway, I have about a dozen geckos that would like a ride in one of those.
I hope they are heated.

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

speaking of bus rides...

I wanna ride this one
www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4Q_mptaUUc&feature=channel_page :D (transit van is not a bus)
Nicely nicely btw

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

That's a good use for a transit van

*ponders*

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Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

I wanna ride that roller coaster

do do do do *sings that song*

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SkUG >_O i got a couple of stitches in my eyeball... ow, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:45, archived)

gah! makes me remember the shitty Doctor Who episode at the weekend

thank fuck Russell T Davis is leaving it alone soon

It was like Doctor Who fucking Harry Potter in the arse while watching an episode of the shite stargate tv show
*edit - while some tranny pretends to be Lara Croft with a shit accent

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:27, archived)

Oi! You spoiler!

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Mstandot I suppose I should post more often., Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:28, archived)

why do you care if a camp welshman ruins a shitty low-budget children's programme?

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:29, archived)

because when it's done right (the one with Daisy from Spaced in)

it's the best British SciFi and fantastic viewing

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

'the best british scifi'

i disagree.
early red dwarf was better because it at least had the decency to play for laughs, and it wasn't aimed at 11 year olds

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

Early red dwarf was about fart gags and saying smeg every few minutes

surely that's aimed at 11 year olds?

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:33, archived)

but it was 'adult' humour

rather than 'the queen's nose: in space'

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

queen's nose in space?

that's a phrase I am unaware of :D

I'm not saying Doctor Who is good, 98% of it is shit, but there are gleaming lights (like the Scarecrow one) that are close to decent MR James style BBC scifi, or the other stuff that shat us up as kids.
That's what I want, not heat magazine referencing pop culture shite - erm, Red Dwarf, Coronation Street...??

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

the key phrase there was 'that shat us up as kids'

you are no longer a kid
doctor who is as shit now as it ever was, but you've grown up
little kids that it's aimed at are as shitted up by it as you were

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:46, archived)

no, there are still bbc sci fis that unnerve

MR James stories, Quatermass, etc

that's what Doctor Who should strive for, less is more moments, let people use their imaginations. Too much tv is all abouit showing everything.

I don't think I'm getting my point across. TV people have lost track of the art of storytelling

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:51, archived)

i have a very jaded opinion of tv

so i shall nod sagely, and bow out :)

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:52, archived)

you clearly haven't read my scripts :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)

oh dear

you create fanscripts?

*runs in terror*

*runs back*

but, do you make your own fan episodes?

hmm, with your own tardis?

well, do you?

:)

I don't but I know people who do

*runs away in terror again*

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 21:36, archived)

no, comedy shows

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:34, archived)

are they funny?

and has anything been commissioned?

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discomeats This canoe, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 22:45, archived)

anything goes on TV these days as long as it's got background music

One of the reasons I hate TV, even wildlife programs are full of rubbish music

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CanonCaliber A big bore, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)

They frequently drown the narrative in music

and it is getting on my moobs.

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finnbar has officially retired, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)

Early Red Dwarf was great.

The end.

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:39, archived)

I agree, it was fun at the time

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:43, archived)

I FUCKING KNEW YOU HAD SOMETHING TO DO WITH IT

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mofaha ┐( ˘_˘)┌ ʅ(́◡◝)ʃ, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:30, archived)

He's Russel T Davis' bitch

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:31, archived)

i'm not camp

i'm effeminate

...oh hang on

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mictoboy shitting in your cunt since, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:32, archived)

WATE THAT WAS A TRANNY!?

*feels dirty*

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:34, archived)

wate?

have you mispelt what or wait? :D

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:35, archived)

WATE WATE THAT WAS A TRANNY!?

*feels dirty*

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ClanSoul, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)

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HappyToast Groat froth, Mon 13 Apr 2009, 20:36, archived)