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# It demands sex with your children.


edit: Just in case it isn't clear, this is a fiddler crab
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:46, archived)
# i have no children
will i do? after all, i am somebody's child.
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:47, archived)
# It has to be
YOUR children. Yes YOU.
(eViLegion Chief Commissioner of the Scottish Lunacy Board, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# in that case
i need someone to give me children
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# *waggles suggestively*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# *wiggledances*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# *woggles*
*retracts comment*

*says there was nothing wrong with saying that in the first place*
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:06, archived)
# just be glad you're not an animal
you'd be accused of being a rapist and mocking yourself
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# steal them from a shopping centre
like I did
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# i can't, i'm bannerd from the shopping centre
after the *ahem* incident...
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:04, archived)
# I don't care what the security guard says
those mannekins were dressed like sluts and were definitely up for it
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:11, archived)
# plastic harlots, so they are.
if they weren't advertising lingerie and wellies, there'd be no problem
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# DO YOU HAVE A HAIRLESS SCROTE?
If not, the crab cares little.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# so MALE children, then.
I'm mystified as to why you didn't say that to begin with.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# A NICE BALD CUNT AND NO TITS
will also appease the crab.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Goodhew it is.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# best cocktail I ever drank that.
(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# SWEETEN THE BITTER MOCK YOU HAVE DEALT THE CRAB
Or bloody constraint against your young will follow.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# And yet ironically it's served in a furry cup...
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# THE CRAB DOES NOT APPROVE OF HAIR
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Well it should shave its fucking legs then.
I can tolerate paedo crabs, but I can't abide double standards.
(I helped save b3ta! Sonic James Doom forgetting the date since... umm..., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:56, archived)
# yes, two of them
they're dangling from my ears
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# FEAR THE RAGE OF THE NONCECRAB
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:48, archived)
# NONCECRAB :)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))
the day is made - thank you
(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# HE MAY TRY TO INDULGE HIMSELF IN LOLRAPE
www.b3ta.com/board/9382680
ALSO: BEADLEHANDED NONCECRAB
(I helped save b3ta! arrangedletters, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# quote of the week
:D
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Who's that?
dutroux?
(I helped save b3ta! Floppy Donkey crawled out of the ditch., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# the creepiest guy I could find after googling
'paedo'
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# look like a cross of Derren Brown and John lennon
(waxdart hello., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# only one quarter of this picture is human
I want my money back
(I helped save b3ta! Mighty Nibus who dares gins | @nibus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:49, archived)
# OK
but they don't come cheap:)
(I helped save b3ta! Elvis impersonator, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:50, archived)
# Fiddler crab :)
(I helped save b3ta! Donkey Gums @mattcomedy, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# "it's a fact that pedophiles are related to crabs!"
"there's no evidence for this, but it is fact!"
(I helped save b3ta! monstrinho do biscoito teeeshurts = www.nogunarmy.com, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:51, archived)
# This... This crab
has sex with children.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# as long as he pays the going rate
fine
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# THE CRAB HAS RICHES BEYOND COMPARE
in his van.
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:54, archived)
# Arf!

(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:52, archived)
# this is crab

(I helped save b3ta! pzyko Query failed., Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:53, archived)
# If you could change your name to anything, what would it be?
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:55, archived)
# Lois
best name ever
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 12:58, archived)
# Can't spell silo without it.
(I helped save b3ta! Captain Wow currently being a cunt in Infamous, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:03, archived)
# you cunt
(I helped save b3ta! WormuIus, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:13, archived)
# mwahahahahaha!
:D
(I helped save b3ta! theoriginalsteve <this space intentionally left blank>, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:16, archived)
# Norris
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:37, archived)
# CRAB IS POET LAURIATE OF MICRONESIA!
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:10, archived)
# I wandered sideways as a crab
and felt the sand beneath my claws
the autumn breeze scented with kebab
I spilt chilli sauce upon my drawers
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:23, archived)
# the sky,
magnificent as a claw,
left the viewers in awe,

and I,
wishing I knew more words,
can walk sideways but not forwards
(I helped save b3ta! Prof UnderCover evitable, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 13:29, archived)
# I prefer mine
(I helped save b3ta! twig Save 6 Music, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 14:12, archived)