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[challenge entry] Pearoast for this week's compo


Which in retrospect does show the fuzz in a fairly good light. Must try harder.

From the Shop The Police challenge. See all 284 entries (closed)

(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:55, archived)
# come on B3ta people
pearoast NEVER goes in a new thread, just post it as a reply to another picture - like I did with the Hot Fuzz pic


good pun otherwise
YOU BIG MONG
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# Standards are slipping.
Time for a shake up. A big mong shake up.
(I helped save b3ta! We are the lemon irked your craw on, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:58, archived)
# Everybody knows
but nobody cares any more :(
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# Jesus, that sounds like major fear induction
My tiny mind can't contemplate such up shakeage
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# you can't shake up mongs!
they can sue you for that, you know
*winks*
(I helped save b3ta! Smash Monkey lowering the tone of the whole internet, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:01, archived)
# I'm a big mong
Can I volunteer please, please mister I'll take real good care of the shake up, how about it? Please mister.
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# That's as maybe
But this dates back to 2006 so there's a fair chance nobody's seen it anyway.

Besides which, not all of MY pics gets automatically promoted to the front page *flounces off stage left*
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:00, archived)
# I wish mine did too, have you any idea how long I spent on that bear animation?!
I reckon one day I'll lose my job from trying to make B3ta people laugh with stuff like that.

All I'm saying is post it as a reply, like I did, it's still eligable for front pageness and clicking I like this and entering the competition.
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:02, archived)
# The front page can be a strange place
recently.
(I helped save b3ta! Flowerpot No longer has the vapours thanks to DTH, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
#
recently.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:29, archived)
# i never liked this tradition
i would be happy to see it fade out

there's few things more discouraging than

my post
i spent ages on this, but the rest of the board aren't too impressed
         someone's repost
         i am posting this because it's relevant and it got a good response at the time
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
                  woo yay
                  a b3tan
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                  a b3tan
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(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:06, archived)
# That just needs a bit more consideration for reposting, surely.
I try to wait till a few other replies are in before reposting.
Doesn't mean we should all churn out old stuff in new threads
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# i guess i can understand it during the day
there's over an hour's worth of stuff on the board at the moment though, it's not going to solve any problems putting reposts in other folk's threads. unless it's funny of course. i'm a firm believer in roger rabbit physics
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:12, archived)
# Chucking it in an existing thread still gets it clicked and in the challenge listing.
There'll be plenty of people with reposts ready to go, if they all spurt at once in new threads any new work will be lost completely.
In fact, a slower board with posts in existing threads may get all the new and reposts seen more than a lightning fast board with new thread reposts.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# but the FAQ says don't do it.
And having the attitude that you'll ignore the FAQ because it does not suit you just makes b3ta shit.
Wednesday night is a shit night to post anything that you take some effort to make because it will quickly disappear under a deluge of reposts in new threads or a 20 second photoshop that has absolutely no connection to the brief of the challenge and that also makes b3ta shit.

I've said it before and I'll say it again. B3ta needs a /challenge board. Keeps everything nice and organised then and you can post any old shit you like as I'll not have to look at it.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I remain against any breaking up of the image board.
I'm too lazy to trawl two boards at once.
(I helped save b3ta! my other username is a porsche , posting shit pictures so you don't have to, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# me too.
I just don't want the b3ta page running at 100 miles an hour full of shit I don't want to see. You can't even have a decent conversation before it's off into page 3.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:23, archived)
# i like the idea of a challenge board
to be honest, i didn't know it was in the faq. that's me told!
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:24, archived)
# I've noticed this too
I'm not sure which side I fall on, I can see it from both angles, but this has occured to me on many an occasion
(I helped save b3ta! Jessie © needs pirate name suggestions, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# I don't mind reposts in a new thread I've posted
but it annoys the fuck out of me when the first comment is a picture or a TJ without any comment.

or those ignorant cunts who say ris
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
#



;)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:14, archived)
# I'm not talking about this thread..I ment a new thread
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)
# Ris
:)
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I know sir,
just attempting a little joke :)
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:19, archived)
# I agree with this
(I helped save b3ta! McBadger COW, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# so you think pictures that have been posted a dozen times before
should be put in new threads?


I understand what you're saying, I just think posting in someone elses thread is the lesser of two evils.

People commenting more on a fail post than an image post, now that IS fucking annoying
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:10, archived)
# I've probably posted that 3 times in as many years
hardly a dozen.... sheesh
(I helped save b3ta! Ptolemy the man with the silent pea, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# hahahaha


(you are joking right? - I wasn't refering to yours)
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# same here, i don't think it's a one-sided thing
but the repost rulettes* are to stop things getting pushed off the board too fast, it's really not killing the board when we're travelling at this sort of speed

*i can't think of a better name for them. satisfyingly, the closest the faq has to a rule is this:

I made an image ages ago that fits with this week's challenge, is it OK to repost it?
We would prefer that you made a new picture instead, that's what the image challenge is for. No reposted image has won the challenge yet.
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:17, archived)
# but it does not say
"do whatever you like depending on how fast you perceive the board to be moving"

It's a black and white issue. You either allow it or you don't and people who know that they should not do it, but do it anyway are discourteous cunts who may as well say " fuck your images, look at this again"
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:22, archived)
# see above
my first parse of the faq was just for the word "repost". i went back and had a proper read. (yeah, i know, mods ought to know it like the bible...)
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:26, archived)
# hehe. Mods don't need to know shit.
you don't actually do anything ;)
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:28, archived)
# i do!
i drink beer and cause arguments

*backflips*


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*rides off on lambretta*
(I helped save b3ta! spacefish bong!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:33, archived)
# haha
proper audible chuckles there. I need a laugh. The football is making me miserable.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:35, archived)
# Surely, though
The fact that someone's posted something popular on your thread means that more people are likely to look at your thread, and therefore are more likely to comment on your picture as well?
(I helped save b3ta! Cassius Kray floats like a butterfly, stings like a trout, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:13, archived)
# In theory: yes

but usually not
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:18, archived)
# it's far better than your post being
pushed off the main page because someone thinks that their image deserves another go.

I don't care if I get any replies to my images. If I made pictures for b3ta on the premise that I want people to say nice things about it then I'm wasting my time.
(I helped save b3ta! Pasanonic 's been known to cause insanity in laboratory mice, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:15, archived)
# stop talking sense pasanonic, people expect you to be ranty and twisted!
(I helped save b3ta! HappyToast Groat froth, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# St. Pasanonic doesn't do that anymore......
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:46, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! Redsushi! Whoop! Whoop! Yes, that one!, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:21, archived)
# B3TA narc
You can't do that. You can't say that. Big B3TA is wanking you....snooore. Do one Michael Howard.
(Andrelius67JHHVGC7 Han har stillet træskoene, Fri 24 Apr 2009, 11:20, archived)
[challenge entry]
(I helped save b3ta! Maximinimus you stick around I'll make it worth your while, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:57, archived)
# reposting cunt.
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
# HAHA!
Protocol demands this : you big mong.
(I helped save b3ta! Shlvng, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 20:59, archived)
#
(I helped save b3ta! HairyTwatter certified eel and sodium salesman, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:05, archived)
# ^ oui!
(I helped save b3ta! prodigy69 broke b3ta and made everyone leave, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:08, archived)
# Pffft!

;)
(I helped save b3ta! mediocre ha ha ha, you're reading this, Wed 22 Apr 2009, 21:16, archived)